Poetry, jokes and idioms related to geographical knowledge

Don Wang Zhihuan

The Yellow River is far above the white clouds.

Wan Ren is an isolated city.

Why should a strong brother complain about Liu?

The spring breeze does not pass through Yumen Pass.

Stork tower

Don Wang Zhihuan

The sun sets slowly near the western hills, and the Yellow River flows into the East China Sea.

By going up one flight of stairs, look further.

Go to the frontier to carry out tasks

Don

Riding a bike to visit the border and passing through Juyan County.

Pengpeng also floated out of Korea, and the geese heading north also flew into the sky.

The vast desert is lonely, and the Yellow River sets the yen.

Xiao Guan rides it every time, and it is protected in Yanran.

Invite for a drink

Tang Libai

Have you ever noticed how the water of the Yellow River flows out of heaven and into the ocean, never to return?

Have you noticed that the lovely hair in the bright mirror in the high room, although it is silky black in the morning, has turned into snow at night.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! !

Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again.

Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, take a big drink! !

Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, bring the wine in! Let your cup never stop! !

Let me sing you a song! , let your ears participate! !

What are bells and drums, delicacies and treasures? Let me get drunk forever and never be rational! !

Ancient sober people and sages have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized!

Chen bought a barrel of wine with 10 thousand gold coins at a banquet in the temple, and everyone laughed and said one-liners

Why do you say, my master, your money is gone? Go buy wine, and we'll drink together! .

Keywords Wuhuama, Qianjinqiu, give it to the young man for good wine,

The Yellow River, you are the cradle of 5,000 years of culture.

Originated from you, how many heroic stories are staged around you ... "。

The lyrics of Ode to the Yellow River tell the long history of the Yellow River and praise its immortal achievements.

The Yellow River is the second longest river in China and a world-famous giant river.

-Excerpt from Ode to the Yellow River

Crossing the Yellow River

[Ming] Li Dongyang

Put the boat before clearing the whistle,

The water in the east of the Huaihe River is like a string.

Push two oars to cross the river quickly,

One night, the wind blew to the seaside.

Langtaosha

Jiuqu Yellow River and Wan Li Sand,

Waves and strong winds swept from the horizon.

Now go straight to the galaxy,

Go to Penny and Weaver's house.

Every year, after the defenders defend Huang Jinhe, hand knives waving whips keep ringing day and night. (Liu Tang Zhong Yong's "Asking the People to Appeal")

The Yellow River flows east and the white sunset sets in the west. (Tang Li Bai's "Antique")

The balcony is separated by Chu water, and spring grass gives birth to the Yellow River. (Don Li Bai's Farewell)

The Haixi Army on the north bank of the Yellow River, gongs and drums ring all over the world. (Tang Du Fu's Yellow River)

Send Kunlun five-color flow, a yellow turbidity filled Zhongzhou.

In April, all flowers bloom in the world and peach blossoms bloom on the mountain. This is what my teacher told me.

Joke 1. Type an Asian name.

1, Pigment Exhibition-Israel

2. See you tomorrow-Jordan

3. Japan today

None of them are in Yemen.

Second, type a European country name.

1, make it quick-Czech Republic

2, bent on making a fortune-France

Third, name an African country.

1, the branches are just beginning to grow-Congo

2. Engine production has increased again and again-Madagascar

3. Left and right-Central Africa

4, love to watch bullfighting-Cape of Good Hope

1. Thermal expansion and cold contraction

In geography class, the teacher asked, "What happens when ordinary objects are cold and hot?"

The student replied, "Heat expands and cold contracts."

The teacher nodded and said, "Yes, who can give an example?"

Wang Hui said: "For example, summer is very hot, so the days are very long;" It's cold in winter, so the days are short. This is the reason why it expands with heat and contracts with cold. "

The students burst out laughing. Why?

2. Milk on the map

It was hot, and my mother asked Shine Wong to put the milk in the refrigerator, but Shine Wong found a map of the world from her desk, spread it out on the table, and then put a bottle of milk in the Antarctic area of the map.

Mother asked, "Why did you put the milk on the map?"

Wang Hui explained: "Antarctica is the coldest region in the world, with an average annual temperature of around minus 25 degrees and a minimum temperature of below minus 88 degrees. It is found that the biscuits and cans left by explorers decades ago are not bad at all. If the milk is put there, the insurance won't break. It is much lower than the refrigerator temperature. "

3. First and then

One thunderstorm night, after the lightning, the thunder was loud.

The younger brother asked, "Brother Hui. Why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder? "

Wang Hui proudly said, "I don't understand this either, because my eyes are in front and my ears are in the back. Of course, the eyes look first and the ears listen later. "

4.where are the stars?

At night, the stars twinkle in the sky. Brother suddenly asked, "Brother Hui, you can see so many stars at night, why can't you see them during the day?"

Wang Hui said, "That's not easy." He clenched his fist. "This is the earth, this is the stars. As soon as the earth rotates, the star goes around the earth. How can I see it? "

It's raining heavily.

Once upon a time, two people had never seen hail. One day, the sky suddenly began to hail. They all feel strange. One asked, "What is falling from the sky?"

The other said, "It's raining hard."

6. How crowded the moon is

When talking about the situation on the moon, the geography teacher said, "The moon is very big and spacious, and it can accommodate millions of people."

Student Yang Liang laughed.

The teacher asked strangely, "What are you laughing at?"

Yang Liang said, "Teacher, you don't know how crowded people living on the moon will be when the moon becomes a bud."

7. This is London, England

Wang Hui was on the bus and heard two people talking.

The tall man said, "Please tell me something about Jack London." The short man hasn't had time to answer. Wang Hui fought back a smile and said, "Uncle. Not London, Czech Republic, but London, England. "

8. hanging upside down

The younger brother asked, "Brother, the earth is spherical. How do people stand on the other side of the earth where we stand? "

My brother said, "Of course it's on the ground, hanging upside down."

The younger brother said, "How do they walk?"

Brother said, "They must not leave the ground when they walk, or they will fall."

The younger brother said, "fortunately, we are on the earth."

9. When there is no sun

Wang Hui asked his father, "Does the earth really go around the sun?"

Dad said, "Of course."

Wang Hui asked, "So, when there is no sun?"

10. Where is the origin of Hanshui River?

In geography class, the teacher said, "Last class talked about the origin of the Yangtze River and its main tributaries. Who can remember where Hanshui, a tributary of the Yangtze River, originated? "

Wang Hui was absent-minded and didn't hear the teacher's question. But the teacher asked him to answer, and Wang Hui was full of sweat.

Seeing his silence, the teacher asked, "Where is the origin of Hanshui?"

"Khan? Sweat originates from the head! "

1 1. Erlang Mountain is the highest.

In geography class, the teacher said, "The highest mountain in the world is Mount Everest, with an altitude of 8848 meters."

Wang Hui said, "No, I heard a song two days ago saying that Erlang Mountain is towering high. I calculated that 1 10,000 feet should be more than 30,000 meters, much higher than Mount Everest. "

idiom

1 vicissitudes

The seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

3 Good weather and good rain

4 days last forever.

5 mirage

6 thousand miles away

700 rivers return to the sea

8 pieces of clothes with water

9 has a long history

10 according to local conditions

1 is completely different.