How many boys say bride price and how to reply humorously?

Boys say that the bride price can reply to the following contents:

1, oh, bride price? Do you want to buy me or lend me the right to use it?

Well, I haven't decided to sell myself, and I haven't considered local currency for the time being.

The specific answer depends on the specific situation and the relationship between the other party. At the same time, you should also pay attention to your sense of humor and don't let the other person misunderstand or be embarrassed.