What joke can you tell for a year?

I have seen countless jokes since I was a child, but if I talk about the jokes that can make me laugh for a year, they must be the following ones.

I heard this joke while listening to the radio in the car and it made me laugh so hard that I remembered it. It was said that it was in the university dormitory, just when it was time to get up in the morning, the three of them were lying on the bed, dreaming and preparing to wake up. While they were still in a haze, they suddenly found something moving on the fourth person's bed. They were all petrified and stared at the unknown object on the bed silently without daring to speak. After a long time, the fourth person finally stuck his head out from the quilt cover on his bed, and said to himself in confusion: "What's going on with me? Why did I sleep under the quilt cover? Give me this I'm tired, it took a lot of effort to get out. Have you ever slept under a quilt?"

The second joke is the most meaningful joke I have ever heard. In a dark alley where she couldn't see her fingers, a young girl was threatened by a gangster with a knife. The girl was afraid that her life would be in danger, so she had to follow the gangster's request step by step. The gangster asked the girl to take off her clothes, so she took off her sweater. The fear in her heart became more and more intense, thinking that she would have to take off her underwear next, and she had to think of a way to escape quickly! At this moment, the gangster asked the girl to put on the sweater. The girl was confused, but she still did it. After all, it was much better than taking off her underwear. After putting on a sweater and taking off a sweater like this hundreds of times, the girl finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked the gangster crying: "What do you want!" The gangster put his index finger to his lips and made a quiet gesture and said to her: "Shh... don't talk, look at how beautiful the static electricity looks!"

The next joke I saw on the Internet. The principal was walking on the road outside the school when he suddenly heard a male classmate say very imposingly: "I want to take the Oxford exam!" Hearing this sentence, the principal was very excited and couldn't calm down for a long time. He felt that now he could be like There are too few students who never forget their studies and ideals wherever they go. Heroes come from young. The principal must find this boy and take a closer look at him, then have a good talk with him and encourage his dreams. . Just when the principal was lost in his own emotions and couldn't extricate himself, a familiar male voice next to him said again: "I want two more roasted kidneys!" At this time, the principal suddenly realized that the boy was not going to take the Oxford exam, but roasting beef tendons. Tears streaming down my face.

There is also a very interesting joke like this. A boy with a low IQ suddenly heard a rumor that durian heated in a microwave oven would be particularly delicious and exude an unparalleled fragrance. So he bought a durian and planned to try it. He put the durian in the microwave and turned on the switch. When he turned on the microwave again and wanted to take out the durian to taste the delicious food, the house was filled with an indescribable smell. The boy couldn't stand it anymore, so he opened the doors and windows for ventilation, hoping that the smell would dissipate quickly. This was when his neighbor from across the door came in and said to him: "Brother, are you cooking shit?"

Reading jokes can make you happy, and you can tell them to others. It will make everyone happy together. May we all be people who bring joy to others.