Inspirational jokes in the workplace "short stories"

Inspirational jokes in the workplace "short stories"

There are many inspirational jokes in the workplace. Let's read it together!

Workplace inspirational jokes

Workplace inspirational joke one

An employee suggested to the leader to recruit more beautiful employees for the following reasons: after recruiting beautiful employees, employees' work enthusiasm will be greatly enhanced, their satisfaction with the company will be improved, their team spirit will be strengthened, their work creativity will be increased, the phenomenon of being late and leaving early will be improved, the attendance rate will be greatly improved, and the working atmosphere will be active.

Workplace inspirational jokes 2

Xiao Wang is very beautiful, but he has no object. The leader wants to introduce his brother to her. Xiao Wang asked. Is he your brother or younger brother? The leader asked inexplicably: What's the difference? Xiao Wang replied:? I wish I were your brother, so you can call me sister-in-law! ?

Workplace inspirational joke 3

Yes or no, overtime is necessary, because it is called work, grasping or not grasping, and the time is fixed', because it is called task, happy or unhappy, everything is necessary, because you want to live, it doesn't matter if you take time off, anyway, there will be no money if you take time off!

Workplace inspirational joke 4

If you don't do your job, your job will be there, whether it's increase or decrease, whether you complain or not, the salary will be there, whether it's more or less, whether you are happy or not, the boss will be there, whether you like it or not, whether you go or not, and life will be like this. Talk about work and relax!

Five inspirational jokes in the workplace

No matter how dark the night is, it will usher in the dawn, and no matter how long the bumps are, there will be smooth roads. With a heart of hope that never gives up, there will be warm sunshine and rain and dew tomorrow. Hang in there, my friend, victory is your next step!

Workplace inspirational joke six

Tired from work, I have to wait in line for dinner, but my salary has not doubled. My lover is not in place yet. I don't want to wake up in the morning and want to sleep at night. I don't care about these, the most unbearable thing is to wish you happiness and charge!

Selected inspirational paragraphs in the workplace

First, do you want to meet in the workplace? Color? Excellent work will be appreciated by leaders; Know how to look at your face so that you won't step on the minefield by mistake; People will remember it only if it has characteristics; Only by playing a good role can it be smooth sailing. May you be more and more? Color? .

Second, alternative workplace rules. Three laws of promotion: either endure! Either hard! Or get out! Obey the three laws: obey the boss, obey the money and obey the rules; Three laws of success: first, we must persist; Second, shameless; Third, we must persist in shameless!

Third, it's already gray. Ding, get up and go to work quickly. Wash your face and brush your teeth, and wash early after eating. It's not difficult. You have to work hard. Life is hard. As a daughter-in-law and a child, I will work overtime.

Fourth, it was so bright at the foot of my bed. I got up quickly and glanced at my watch. It was still early, and I went back to bed to sleep. I couldn't sleep anymore. I went to work at dawn, my eyes were sleepy, my data was zero, and my salary was deducted. A lesson from the past is a lesson from the future.

5. If life is a cigarette, then work is a cigarette end, time is soot, and you are the cigarette. Although it is the essence of cigarettes, it is still weak in the end, eager for appreciation or salary increase. Let's wait until there is no nicotine in the cigarette one day!

6. Xiao Li is complaining that I have to work overtime after Grandpa Sun gets off work! God said: So you exchanged with him? Xiao Li is very happy. As a result, God said: Come to work at six tomorrow morning. ?

Seven, life is too charming, countless office workers hunched over, unable to pay wages at the end of the month, and the days are quite shabby. It is not good to find a girlfriend, and it is not good to have no money. Laugh when you see a text message. A good mood is the most important thing.

Eight, the boss that is uncle, discipline that is Platini, can't afford to offend, can only provide, task that is rice bowl, time that is life, so be steady, work that is life, workplace that is life, so get used to it, work overtime today, or take the initiative!

Nine, the first part: rest late after work, leave less late, low salary, tired like a dog. Bottom line: Go to work early, be on duty early, start work early, eat more like a pig. Horizontal approval: unparalleled work

10. In order to support you, I got up from work at five o'clock, worked hard, and my boss was satisfied; In order to earn more money, overtime has become a common practice, and Dai Yue, the star, went home to count money and look at smiling faces.

Eleven, sitting in the office, a pile of documents and information; When you meet a leader's camel, do it in front of your subordinates; Busy without self, occasionally anxious to get angry? All because of life!

Twelve, the unit is equipped with a computer for everyone. Lao Liu is over 40 years old and doesn't know anything about computers. Let his stuttering colleague Xiao Wang teach typing. Xiao Wang used the intelligent pinyin input method for the first time to teach for a long time and felt uncomfortable. He wanted to use the input method instead, and said to Liu, Liu, the dog was stunned and asked angrily, Why did you curse?

Thirteen, choosing a job, just like choosing a daughter-in-law, Xiao Li voted for his favorite company. The personnel manager of that company, surnamed Chen, writes quickly. If we don't disturb Chen, Xiao Li will be eclipsed. The strange father is not surnamed Chen. . . . . .

Fourteen, work hard, work tired, will soon be exhausted by work. The boss won't let me leave early. Dream of doubling your salary several times, but earn a little hard. I am always tired at home and abroad, but my wife calls me a loser. I said I was unlucky. Dreams and facts are always opposites. I hope you are not too tired. It doesn't matter how much money you earn. Easy work is right!

15. My brother-in-law got off work in the middle of the night and went home to eat a bowl of instant noodles. Suddenly he felt dizzy and his lips turned pale. I hurried to take him to the hospital. The doctor yawned and asked, how many months has it been? Brother-in-law: I'm just sick. Doctor: Do you have a stomachache? Brother-in-law: No pain. The doctor listened everywhere with a stethoscope, prescribed a prescription and said, nothing, take some medicine, and it will be safe after eating. I took the prescription and looked at it: Name: xxx Gender: Female. I feel dizzy.

Sixteen, work hard, work tired, work is exhausted. The boss won't let me leave early. Dream of doubling your salary several times, but earn a little hard. I am always tired at home and abroad, but my wife calls me a loser. I said I was unlucky. Dreams and facts are always relative. Looks like happiness is right!

Seventeen, the secret of the workplace: to be promoted, you have to learn parrots, be a good leader's mouthpiece, magpies serve the country, and report good news without reporting worries is the criterion. When something happens, you have to learn squid and muddy the water to get out, and you have to learn spiders again and again.

Eighteen, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and now who is afraid of who in the workplace; Tiger wolf comes out, cunning rabbit hides, work and play hide and seek; As soon as the enemy enters, we will retreat and guerrilla warfare will defeat the proprietress! I wish my friends more brains and less efforts, and go to work easily and no longer busy!

Nineteen, pony:? So busy, why didn't the foreman Wang come down to help? Old cow:? He used to be a worker and a cadre, so he was busy. ? Pony:? Why are you not busy now? Come down occasionally, like a gentleman, talk without action. ? Old cow:? You don't understand. What was the name of the leader before? Fuck? Department, the director did it, and now it's changed, called management. Of course, there is no director. ? Pony:? That's right. If only our workers could change their names. ?

Xiao Li works overtime every day, and the result is very upset. The boss said? Xiao Li worked overtime today, so I'll give you a day off tomorrow? Xiao Li was so happy that he didn't know he had been cheated until he read the calendar and sentences at home. Tomorrow is Saturday.

Twenty-one, the head can be broken and the blood can flow. You can't lose overtime on weekends. Five plus two, white plus black, quite a lot of working hours. I never care about working more and earning less. Who is he? An indomitable 250-person unit.

Twenty-two, we are all very busy, we have to work, but also lazy, we have to manage people, we have to be managed, we have to be loved, we have to secretly love others. We are all small people and don't need too much happiness.

Twenty-three, going to work is boring, it feels like being in prison, the leader is the guard, and you and I are prisoners; It's even more boring after work. The salary is only enough to eat, but there is no money for entertainment. In the evening, I have to stay at home and watch TV and surf the Internet. Only then did I understand what it means to be unable to move without money. After thinking about it, it is better to go to work, work to kill time and get paid; The leader protects you for your own good and won't let you have nothing to do and make trouble in the streets.

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