Tell an interesting joke.

1, "Auntie, Auntie ..."

The little dragon girl quickly turned back: "Cao! How is it a pigeon again! "

I always think there is a BUG in Journey to the West. After eating Tang Yan's meat, he will live forever. Why didn't he bite himself? After biting, let all your demons put up with me Traveling light saves three quarters of the travel expenses. Later, I learned that Wu Cheng'en's design is really fucking meticulous: monks can't eat meat.

The hunter was about to shoot the rabbit when a black bear suddenly jumped out. The hunter was caught before he could shoot. Half an hour later, the black bear still pounced on the hunter. The hunter wondered: What is this swelling?

Suddenly, he saw a piece of cloth around the neck of the black bear, which read: hug the bear.

4. "Who won the race between the tortoise and the rabbit?"

"Rabbits, of course!"

"Wrong, it's a turtle."

"Why?"

"Because it is a fast turtle" …

"Who won the competition between the hare and the tortoise wearing sunglasses?"

"Rabbit ...? "

"Wrong, tortoise. Because the tortoise took off her sunglasses or the tortoise that ran very fast. "

A man came to a coffee shop: "Do you have any frozen coffee?"

The waiter replied "No". The next day, the man came here again and asked if there was any frozen coffee, but the waiter still saidno. After the man left, the waiter prepared some frozen coffee.

On the third day, the man came again: "Do you have any frozen coffee?"

"Yes!" The waiter answered enthusiastically.

"Oh, please heat it up."