Funny philosophical sentences, better done than missed.

Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple. Remember when traveling: don't be too tired, don't look haggard, don't get drunk when eating, don't buy expensive gifts, don't be sad when spending money, and stand back when you see mm!

People fish, you don't fish, and your wife says you are a straw bag; People gamble, you don't gamble, and secretly say that you are 250; If people go whoring, you don't go whoring, and everyone will spread rumors about you together.

Four misfortunes: I bought a pair of shoes with no bottom, bought a teapot without a mouth, pulled a mule without a condom, and tried to make a phone call without a signal.

The moon shines on nine continents. I want to drink porridge under the tree. The porridge is too hot to drink. Please call me back as soon as possible. The heart of the hot pot is shaking, so I'll leave if you don't answer!

Childhood is an ideal, youth is a dream, middle age is a delusion, and old age is a memory.

You have been very bad recently, and you always want to earn extra money. You don't love your wife, and you look for your aunt every day. Although you are handsome, you are ruined. You are generous under the bed, but you are helpless on the bed.

I don't care if you don't love me. The world is full of beautiful women, and she will be gentler than you!

In the morning, you say me and I say you, at noon, you eat me and I eat you, in the afternoon, you win me and I win you, and at night, you hug me and I hug you.

Do not run, do not send, degrade the use; Just run and don't send, stay put; Run, promote and reuse.

Nice to meet you just now. I didn't expect you to be a playboy. I'm so cruel, so infatuated with you, so worried that I won't see you, so sad that I can't keep you!

The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

If you don't practice your hands and feet for one day, you will lose half in two days, be a layman for three days and stare for four days.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Those raised at home need wages, while those raised outside need foreign capital. They work hard all day, run around all day, smile on both sides, and their physical strength is gradually exhausted.

Rural people living in thatched cottages are called poverty, while urban people living in thatched cottages are called tourism. Rural people walking without a car is called poverty, while urban people walking without a car is called fitness demand.

Speak well of your boss, speak ill of your subordinates, lie to your wife, lie to your lover, tell jokes to acquaintances and talk nonsense to strangers.

The weather is really fast and the temperature is really bad. Take your coat when you go out, cover yourself with a quilt when you sleep, eat more fruits and vegetables and keep a good attitude!

People love beauty, pigs love sleeping, and mandarin ducks go out in pairs. Habits in the world are hard to break, so let nature take its course and leave no regrets.

Wearing clothes for a day, riding a car for a day-tired, my wife used it for a day-tired, my lover followed me for a day-changed, what happened to this world?

May all lovers get married, and those who cheat rest assured to continue. Ruthless people are always lonely, double-hearted people will boldly take poison, and fickle people will meet inappropriate people!

Children have no money to go to school and have money to build temples to worship God; The living have no money for filial piety, and the dead have money for funeral; There is no money in the company account, but the boss has money at home.

Women can like you, but don't love you; She can love you, but she won't marry you; She can marry you, but she can't have children; She can have children, but the children are not yours.

Doing is better than missing.

Do what you love, do what you love.

Life is like breathing, breathing is for breathing, breathing is for breathing.

Listen to you and leave me ten books!

Expectations that can be met are worth looking forward to; The expectations that can be realized are valuable.

The sky is gray and wild, and it's hard to drag an almond out of the wall! !

What I ate was grass, and what I squeezed out was acne.

What is a myth? Please listen to men express their love to you; What is a legend? Please listen to the man's promise to you; What is a dream? Listen to your own reaction when you hear the first two.

What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

People are not smart and bald like others.

It's hard to be confused, but it's hard to be a bitch.

Philosophy of life perception says: I would rather regret than miss it.

1. The fear in our hearts is always far greater than the real danger.

2. Destiny is in your own hands. Either you control life, or life controls you, and your mentality determines whether you are a mount or a rider.

I would rather regret it than miss it.

Don't punish yourself with the mistakes of villains, and don't torture and waste your precious time on these trivial things.

If we all do our best, we will surprise ourselves.

6. Way out, way out, there will always be a way out. Difficulties and sufferings make it difficult to stay at home.

7. What you learn is exercise, what you can't learn is tempering.

8. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets!

9. The environment will not change, and the solution lies in changing yourself.

10. Courage is the control of fear, not the absence of fear.

1 1. Impulse means that you are still passionate about life, and you are always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

12. On the way to realize the ideal, we must eliminate all interference, especially those beautiful temptations.

13. People cry when they are born, but later they learn to laugh. So sadness is a low-level instinct, while happiness is a higher-level ability.

14. Two people * * * have only half the bitterness once, and two people * * * have fun once but twice.

15. Giving up is helplessness, giving up is incompetence, not giving up is ignorance, and not giving up is persistence!

16. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear. /Ming/Huang Li/

17. You treat people around you as demons, and you live in hell; You regard the people around you as angels, and you live in heaven.

18. People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.

19. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

20. If you don't make trouble for yourself, others will never make trouble for you. Trouble is all your own making.

2 1. Restrain yourself and leave others alone.

22. If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be miserable.

23. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

24. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

25. There are no rewards to encourage hard work in the world. All rewards are only used to reward work results.

26. The world will make way for people with goals and foresight.

27. What many people lack is not beauty, but confidence. Remember that confidence is a kind of beauty. It is easy to succeed with a positive attitude.

28. The name of the bystander will never climb the scoreboard of the game.

29. There are many ways to make money, but if you can't find the seeds to make money, you can't become a career.

30. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

3 1. Overcoming oneself is the saddest failure, and defeating oneself is the most precious victory.

32. A thousand people have a thousand ways of life. If you want to change anything, you must first find yourself.

33. Go out well, talk well and do things well.

34. People who made great achievements in ancient times not only had talent, but also had persistent determination.

35. To change things, change yourself first; To make things better, make yourself better first.

No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start.

37. The world made me black and blue, but the wound grew wings.

38. Face the past with the least regret. Face the present with the least waste. Face the future with the most dreams.

39. The longest and shortest, fastest and slowest, most common and most precious, most easily overlooked and most regrettable thing in the world is time.

40. Life is a journey, and everyone's enjoyment and happiness are just hotels on the way, where people can have a rest in order to increase their energy and reach their destination.

4 1. Everyone will keep a pessimistic color in their hearts. It is only because of the cruelty of reality and the unpredictability of people's hearts that he will cover up his true side with layers of masks. No one can face all the experiences and handle all the encounters calmly.

42. Difficulties are a stubborn stone, a stumbling block for the weak and a stepping stone for the strong.

43. Laughter can penetrate the fog for life; Laugh at life and stick to it; Laughing at life can resolve the crisis; Laughing at life can light up the darkness.

44. The biggest sorrow in life is not to lose too much, but to care too much, which is also an important reason why a person is unhappy.

45. We are always too polite to strangers and too hard on those close to us.

46. A person's life is like an article. Only by careful revision can we continue to improve. Excerpt from: reading famous sayings

47. Although we can't change our life, we can change our outlook on life. Although we can't change the environment, we can change our mood.

48. If you still think you are young, you can still waste time, and eventually you will accomplish nothing and always sigh.

49. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

50. Fate is like your own palm print. Although twists and turns, but always in their own hands.

5 1. Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

52. Passion, this is the wind full of sails. The wind sometimes blows away the sails; But without wind, sailing boats can't sail.

53. People can live happily, but we choose complexity, sigh!

A philosophical book of inspirational quotations: I would rather regret than miss it.

1. Exclamation mark is the blood of a warrior on the climbing road and the tears of a coward when he is disappointed.

Youth is the only time when we have the right to weave dreams.

3. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

4. If you don't cultivate and sow, no matter how fertile the soil is, no crops will grow. No matter how hard you work and create, no matter how beautiful your youth is, it will not bear fruit.

5. Keep corals away from wind and waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.

6. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

7. Without wind and waves, there would be no brave frolicking; No thorns, no indomitable pioneers.

8. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

9. You don't have to be a fairy to burn pottery. Ambitious people can always learn fine craftsmanship.

10. Without will, nothing can be done.

1 1. Spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

12. If you have never been afraid of embarrassment and injury, it is good that you have never taken risks.

13. As long as you don't give up your efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.

14. Footprints are most easily left on the soft beach, but they are also most easily erased by the tide.

15. Don't let the pursuit boat dock in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

I would rather have regrets than miss them.

There are three things in this world that others can't take away: one is the food you eat in your stomach, the other is the dream you hide in your heart, and the third is the book you read in your mind.

There is no difference between tragedy and comedy in the world. If you can get out of tragedy, it's comedy. If you are addicted to comedy, it is a tragedy.

Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.

If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

The smallest good deed is better than the greatest good thought.

A true friend is not a person who can't finish chatting together, but a person who doesn't feel embarrassed even if he doesn't say a word.

Time is a master of healing wounds, but it is by no means a master of solving problems.

I would rather have regrets than miss them.