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When you live in the countryside, do you go alone at night? What do you remember?

It is common for people living in rural areas to walk alone at night. People born 60 years ago have been seriously influenced by feudal superstitions since childhood. I think there are really ghosts traveling in the world. It is also generally believed that ghosts are too cloudy to rest during the day and wander at night. So there is nothing important for people, and a person will not walk at night easily. Coupled with the ghostly appearance, it is described as extremely horrible and ugly. Generally, they are skinny, grinning, with eyes as big as table tennis, bent spine and weak teeth. It's chilling to think about your appearance. In case you meet ghosts and goblins while walking at night. Even if it doesn't kill you, it will scare you half to death. If it is necessary to do something after dark, it is usually two people walking together. Only in this way can we enhance people's courage and have a mutual concern. I'm not afraid of ghosts and goblins.

Having said so much, I am not afraid of friends' jokes. When I was young, I was a coward. If something really happens at night, I dare not go out alone. Walking at night occasionally, I'm afraid. I still remember it vividly. 1990 Summer is the most strict time for family planning. In order to pay the extra fine on time. I went to borrow money from my grandmother before dark. If you don't pay enough within the specified time. Wait until dawn, even if the fine is doubled. I can't help myself. I had to bite the bullet and go home at night. On the way home, you must pass by and litter graves and pits, where dead children are often buried. I was nervous when I passed by here. As the saying goes, it rained all night. At this juncture, the raindrops kept falling, which really felt like a death warrant. At this time, I will pedal my bike desperately. Pedaling feels that the bicycle is too heavy to pedal. In an instant, people and cars plopped down on the road. At this time, I didn't dare to stare, so I immediately picked up my bike and pushed it over. I don't know why I can't push it, but I always wonder if that boy's little words are pulling me out The more I think about it, the more my heart plops, and I am reluctant to throw away my bike and carry it all the way home at once. Seeing that there was no ghost behind him, he pushed the door and closed it, and his wife immediately lit up. My wife found that my eyes were straight, my face was blue and I was sweating, and my hair was straight on my head. Wait a minute. Ask me what happened and I'll tell my wife what happened. The wife was speechless after listening. Fortunately, my wife is braver than me. After a while, my heart will be calm. My wife talked for a long time, and then I came to my senses and slowly calmed down. Why can't you push it by bike at this time? It was found that the chain was broken, just as the chain was stuck in the flywheel and axle housing twice. According to the analysis, it may be that the chain broke when I was nervous and hard. It's a great false alarm that you can't push without complaining.

Really think about who has seen a real ghost? I've heard too much about ghosts. Unconsciously, it has formed in my mind. Or listen to others say that there are ghosts and gods here, and the more you think about it, the more horrible it is. Coupled with a nervous look in my heart, I have an illusion. Here I advise my friends that when people die, there is nothing left. To say that there are ghosts in the world is to scare yourself and believe that science is truth.

I come from the city. I dare not walk alone, whether in the countryside or in the relatively remote streets of the city. Nothing terrible has happened to me, but I am timid.

First year of work, 19 years old, female. I signed up for the Agricultural Dazhai Task Force for one year as a correspondent, responsible for uploading and distributing letters from government leaders. I remember one afternoon when I just went to work, the letter came and I went out after one o'clock. At that time, I was still young and had no idea about the distance from the countryside. I asked the address and picked up the letter. The excitement when I first arrived in the countryside is beyond description. I ran all the way to deliver the letter safely, and then rushed back. At this time, it is almost 4 o'clock. The secretary of the brigade told me to take the path and be closer. So I walked along the path, and it was getting dark. Suddenly I saw a cemetery beside the path. I saw the white note floating on the grave. Oh, I'm scared. The more I think about it, the more I get scared. I ran, and I don't know how far I ran. Anyway, I ran into the county compound in one breath. When I entered the dormitory, I cried and said, I will never send letters again. The next day, the leaders held a meeting and made new rules. The delivery of letters was changed from one person to two, with girls in charge in the morning and boys in the afternoon. In this way, I was in charge of the morning mail with another girl, but every time I took the road and never crossed the path again.

This is the only time I walked at night, and I still remember it.

I lived in the countryside when I was a child. Once, my mother and I went to a distant place to visit relatives, but something happened on the way, which I still can't forget.

In the past, relatives mostly walked. Because my mother and I are going, and we have to walk for a day. In addition, our departure time is noon, considering that my mother and I are going to relatives' homes, we still have to walk for a long time; So, my mother and I each brought a flashlight.

Although I was 15 years old, I was able to live independently since I was a child. I usually exercise early in the morning and one night, and I have developed my walking and courage potential. Under this psychological impulse, I thought it was no big deal to go to a relative's house and get up late for a night outing.

That day, it was dark before my mother and I arrived at our relatives' house. Because there was no electric light in the countryside in those days, everything was black when it sank, and nothing could be seen. At this time, only my mother and I kept shaking on the rugged mountain road.

Along the way, my mother and I walked quietly. Suddenly, the sound of a night bird flapping its wings came from the corner on one side of the road. A little, some night birds passed by my mother and me. The singing of night birds pierced the sky, adding a bit of sadness and sadness to the silent emptiness.

So, I quickly caught up with my mother, motioned her to turn off the flashlight button, and whispered to her, "Mom, there must be someone. Let's hide on the other side and observe. " My mom was a little nervous. After I told her to hide, I crawled in the dew-covered grass and observed where the night bird had just dived.

It doesn't matter at first glance, but I found several flashing torches in the grass nearly 50 meters away from me. In addition, I also heard the "Mao Mao" sound of steel bars, hoes and other iron bars hitting the rocks.

I felt very strange, so I quietly turned around and quietly told my mother what I had seen and heard. My mother thought for a moment, and then distinguished the nearby hills by starlight, and suddenly realized, "No, I used to take this road during the day. There are several ancient tombs in the position you just mentioned. Someone must have robbed them. " What should I do? These people broke the law! "

Because my mother is a teacher, she usually hates stealing chickens and dogs, but in front of her are a group of grave robbers. I feel that my mother hates these people. Because of this, I realized that my mother was not afraid just now, but was brewing a plan in her heart.

As expected, my mother whispered to me, "After a while, you can quietly touch the clods and hold a few clods, and the two of you will be closer to the gang." Then, at the same time, NianLia pretended to be ghosts and screamed and sprinkled soil on the grass. Remember, when you scream, you should have a miserable voice, which will make people feel creepy until you can scare away these grave robbers. Anyway, if you don't scare them in this scene, they will scare NianLia. If we don't scare these grave robbers away, I don't know when they will dig. If you dig until three or four in the morning and can't catch the road, the couple will be miserable. "

After my mother told me her bold plan, I was still thinking about the ghost voice. Because I've never heard of ghosts, and maybe my mother hasn't either. Then, I asked my mother in a low voice, "Mom, what does that ghost sound like?" My mother gently told me that she didn't know either.

Then, my mother always inspired me: anyway, when two girls scream, there should be a sinister wind in their loud voices, there should be ups and downs, and they should scatter dirt while screaming. After I remembered my mother's instructions, I moved a lot of mud quietly and quickly. Next, my mother and I began to implement the plan.

So, my mother and I worked hard in the direction of these grave robbers. The "evil wind" sound and "painting" sound accompanied by mud suddenly scared these grave robbers out of their wits. When these grave robbers escaped, I took my mother and soon passed the place where the grave robbers had just robbed the tomb.

After the breath calmed down, I asked my mother curiously, "Mom, how did you think of using this trick?" This trick really works. "My mother said to me," I'm not afraid to walk at night. What I'm afraid of is that I don't have enough courage to scare myself. "Once a person has no guts, he will feel afraid."

"Just now, I took it as a' preemptive strike'. At this time, if NianLia is discovered by grave robbers, their behavior may be covered up once it is exposed. In fact, grave robbers are guilty of robbing graves in the middle of the night. At this time, it is a bluff to the grave robbers and take the initiative. It's strange that Niangs don't take them to travel traps! "

A year later, my mother and I went to a relative's house again. Relatives revealed to us: "A grave robber who was scared away by your mother that night belonged to our stockade. Since you two met by chance that night and scared them away, the grave robbers in this stockade have been unable to get out of bed for more than half a year. "

After that, my relatives also told me and my mother that there were no more grave robberies near them.

Thank you for inviting me! This question is normal to me. For example, there are three cemeteries in my apple orchard. (including mine) I often pull blinds in the garden during the day, but I don't pull them during the day and bring a flashlight at night. When I pick apples every year, I almost have to guard the cemetery for several nights! (There is a fruit basket with thousands of fruit collectors.)

Walking in the countryside at night, I met a "ghost"

My hometown is in the countryside. Since childhood, it is common to walk at night, and there are often "ghosts" on the road.

I remember when I was a freshman in high school, there was a little week at school, that is, I could go home every Wednesday to get food, vegetables and clothes.

On Wednesday, because it was too late to grow vegetables at school, I went home with my classmates in the neighboring village. It was dark at my classmate's house, and his parents invited me to dinner. After dinner, I want to borrow a flashlight from my classmates' home. I don't want my classmates' parents to say that the brigade will show movies at night. My classmates will come back to my house with me to put things down, and then go to the movies with me.

My classmate's village is separated from ours by a mountain, which is half a mile away. At the foot of the mountain is our village. When we went down the mountain, we talked and laughed with flashlights. On the way from the village head to the brigade, we saw lights and pedestrians. Suddenly, the lights on the road shook and the figure disappeared. We think it's a little strange. Going home on Sunday, I heard from the villagers that Snake Mountain was haunted on Wednesday. That night, everyone went to the movies in the brigade. First I saw a ghost fire on the mountain, and then there were children whispering on the mountain. This is a mountain where dead children are buried. A group of movie-goers in the village thought it was a bean ghost (a ghost that became after the child died) to fight (looking for body double) and ran towards the brigade in fear …

I said that my classmates and I came home from school that day and no one believed me when we walked there.

Another thing may have happened earlier, probably during the Spring Festival of 1977.

On that day, a foreign troupe came to the village to climb the clan (with the same surname to close the blood relationship). At that time, this troupe had a nice name called "Mao Zedong Thought Literature and Art Propaganda Team".

At that time, literary life was relatively poor. When people come to perform, they usually invite relatives and friends from other villages to see the play. That day, I also asked my cousins seven or eight miles away to go to the theatre.

Tonight, I am playing "Outwit Tiger Mountain". When I was watching it, I suddenly got very anxious and got up (to go to the toilet). Walking in a narrow alley in a hurry, suddenly, a man came in the dark and almost ran into it. When I saw it clearly, I broke out in a cold sweat. This is a man without a head. I was shocked at that time: ah! Where is this man's head? Ghost ...

I was so scared that I lay on the ground shaking all over. Suddenly, the headless man spoke: Who is in such a hurry? Almost hit me ... I know the sound. Isn't this the grandmother next door?

It turned out that there was a performance in the village, and many guests from other villages came to my grandmother's house. She borrowed a quilt from her relatives and just got back. Because people are short, the quilt is scattered again, so I put it on my head.

This scare really scared me. I didn't see much of the rest of the play.

Dayuan Town, Tang Cheng, one of the "Hometowns of Yuanming". Xanadu ")

I was educated in the countryside in the sixties and seventies, and I often walked by the cemetery. Once when I walked by, it seemed that handfuls of dirt were thrown at me. At first glance, this is really dirt. Then, it turned out that an animal was digging a hole, and its hind legs lifted the mud so high that I was not afraid of what the devil was throwing mud.

Living in the countryside, you can't avoid walking at night, because there are no street lamps in the countryside, so walking at night is a common occurrence.

What I remember most is going to my uncle's house at night. It's summer, and there are crops on both sides of the road. In fact, I often go this way, so I'm not afraid.

But when walking, my head is very uncomfortable and I always feel numb in my scalp. I didn't care at that time, and I walked less than 30 meters. Suddenly, something seemed to lie in front of me. I was deceived at that time. My brain is blank, my legs don't listen to me, and I dare not go or retreat. Really scared me to death. Even now I think about it, I feel scared. It turned out that there was a wolf in front of me, and I slowly realized it. I can't walk any further. Even if you can't walk, you will slowly retreat and dare not turn your head. I'll look at the situation ahead as I step back. When I looked at them, there was no response. My heart finally let go. After a while, I ran home along the cornfield.

When I get home, my heart can't be calm. It was really thrilling to think about the situation at that time. After that, I never walk at night again.

It is normal to walk alone at night in the countryside. What is there to be afraid of? The countryside is not as crowded as the city, and the street lamps are bright. In the past, there were no street lamps in rural areas, and rural roads were not wide. Besides, there are farmland on both sides of the road. During the period when the corn trees grew tall, there were so many green curtains that you couldn't see the head at a glance. It's really embarrassing to walk alone at night, and it feels gloomy.

I remember going to school as a child. There is no middle school in our village, so I went to the school in the neighboring village in the sixth grade. We are more than three miles from the neighboring village, and the road is a little detour. There is a straight path in the field, more than one meter wide, which was forcibly built by our students to walk less, with crops on both sides. Once in the evening study, I didn't finish my homework, and our classmates left me. Out of school, I found myself alone, going home, and left by myself.

When I first left the neighboring village,

Hou was a little embarrassed and didn't feel scared when he arrived. Even if he walked very fast, he didn't dare to look back, because the old man said, don't look back when you walk at night, try not to walk in the middle, saying that there is a ghost hitting the wall and you can't get out. Others say that hitting the wall will make you walk in circles in the same place, and you can't walk with Ben. You must know that you can't make a hullabaloo about unless someone meets you.

When entering the path, the corn trees on both sides were blown by the wind, as if someone or something was walking in it, which was terrible. My heart is in my throat, and I dare not look around with my head down. I feel something following me behind me, and my steps are getting faster and faster. Suddenly something jumped out of the corn field and ran across the road. Oh, I screamed. It turned out to be a wild rabbit, and I was a little comforted. Then he ran away.

After that, I understood that there was nothing to be afraid of, but my own psychology was at work, scaring myself and being scared. There are no big animals that hurt people, such as rabbits and cemeteries.