Jokes about homophonic Chinese characters

A foreigner came to China and gave himself a China name, Mao Wei. He is looking for a job in China. He came to a company and a man asked him, "What's your last name?" He replied, "My last name is Wei." "Wei what?" "Why? Why am I surnamed Wei? Needless to say? "

A foreign girl got married in China. At breakfast, she was told, "Dip it." She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!" Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

The coach said:

"Class one kills chickens, class two steals eggs, and I'll make porridge for you."

One kind of shooting, the other kind of bombing. Let me show you. )