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How to send a circle of friends with a smile

First, life is like this, with laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears.

Second, what is the experience of eating a wife? You are in the cold war. If you move your mouth, she will come to MengMeng and say, What are you eating?

Thirdly, I found that my persistence has never wavered in recent years. Besides eating and sleeping, I should only lose my hair.

Fourth, it is said that men have gold under their knees. I quickly scraped off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron!

I once naively thought that money is everything, but later I found out that money is not everything, but everything.

6. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

Seven, I don't know when to be blessed. It is said that some people have gained weight, but they pretend not to know.

Eight, play online games and add a man, play well and have a sunny voice. Today, he asked me to meet him, so I took my best friend to the appointed fast food restaurant. As a result, a chubby fifth grader cheated me with a children's set meal.

Nine, parents now let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.