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My friend Zhou Ji

The week is coming to an end. A week's experience can enrich our experience. It's time to write a weekly diary seriously. I believe many people will find it difficult to write a weekly diary. The following is a weekly diary carefully arranged by friends, hoping to help everyone.

My friend Zhou Ji 1 I have many good friends. They are good to me, and I am good to them. We help each other, play together and study together. But among these partners, one of the best friends is Hou Weiwei.

After I transferred from the countryside, Hou Weiwei and I became good friends, which means that she is my first good friend in the city, and our relationship has always been very good. Until now. When I transferred to another school, she was my backstage, and she had been in the fifth and sixth grades. Even during the seventh grade exam, she was opposite me. Why do you say seventh grade? Because she is also in my school, how predestined relationship we are! In the seventh grade, although we were not in the same class, we often walked together when we came home from school at night, and then we walked together all the time. The relationship has always been very good.

She belongs to the type of woman, and she looks fashionable no matter what clothes she wears. She never blushes when she is with boys, as if she were talking to girls. She has many advantages. She can sing, and she sings very well. Everyone in the class likes listening to her singing, and she likes singing, too. She can also dance, which her mother taught her, but she doesn't like dancing, partly because of her figure. She is shorter, half a head shorter than me and a little fatter, so this part should be included. She is also very expressive. She often tells ghost stories to everyone in class, so that you can see many people gathered in one place after class-next to Hou Weiwei's seat. When telling ghost stories, her movements are particularly exaggerated, and her expression on her face is also very serious. The content of the story is varied and rich.

Of course, she sometimes tells cold jokes. I remember such a cold joke. "On a dark rainy night, in front of a family, there was a man standing there with his back to the door, and his figure looked lonely. Suddenly, he felt as if a shadow flashed behind him, so he turned around and looked ... "She deliberately paused when she said this, but this pause made our hearts throats. We were all afraid that she would say it was a ghost with a bad face and bad eyes. But at the end of the story, we laughed instead of screaming, because she said, "I saw someone." Laughter and discussion are greeted at random.

Of course, she also knows a lot of other things, such as: her braiding skills are better, she teaches herself to draw, and she also knows Taekwondo, so she has great strength, and so on, so I won't say them one by one.

My friend Zhou Ji 2 You are chubby and have big eyes, which makes it inconvenient to move, so we all call you "Cai Fei". This is a special nickname, that is, people who have never seen you will think of you when they hear this nickname.

You are cheerful and have many friends. When I went to your house to play in the second and third grades, I happened to meet your friend who came to see you, so you became an intermediary. I asked the origin of that man in various ways, and you don't seem too tired. I asked a question, so you told me one. I didn't take a sip of water until I asked you. I didn't complain at all. I had one at the time.

Now that we are all in the sixth grade, we will be separated in another year. I really can't bear to be separated from your good friend. Only when I become your good friend will I invite you for your birthday. You are a big eater and eat a lot at every meal, but I still invite you because it's not my favorite food, but your friend.

When we are together, everyone has a good time. Even if it's just the two of us, you will come up with some tricks. Although this is a prank, it is still fun to play. For example, "there is a bird's nest in the tree, where the birds croak." Then you said, "Shoot down that bird's nest. "I immediately voted for it and we started to act. Exaggerated, we picked up all the stones in Fiona Fang, but the Bird's Nest didn't fall. You said you were going to shake the tree, so when we both tried hard, the bird's nest tottered, and then a piece of bird droppings fell from it, right between us. Then none of us dared to shake it again. " You have so many tricks in mind that I have to admire you. No wonder you have so many friends. They all like to play with you. I'm really glad to be your friend.

You keep your word, you keep your word. As long as you promise to help us buy Haidian Wang Kao, you must bring it the next day. Today we can play with confidence, because we know that you are a particularly trustworthy person. As long as you promise, it is not impossible.

I am really honored to be friends with you. Even if I go to middle school, you will always be my good friend!

My friend Zhou Ji 3 Xinxin is my best friend. She is as big as me, and she is a lively and lovely little girl. She has short hair and always likes to wear pink clothes. She looks very energetic. I like playing with her because she never bullies her partner. She is a caring and helpful girl.

I remember one summer, Yan Yan and I played the game of "the blind catch people" in the community. Just as we were having fun, I suddenly heard a loud cry and looked around subconsciously. I didn't see anyone, and I thought, maybe it's an illusion! Who cares? Xinxin seemed to hear something and asked, "Did you hear anything?" I said, "Did you hear that, too? Maybe the child is crying, forget it, let's continue to play! " So, let's keep playing.

However, the crying is getting louder and louder. Yan Yan said seriously, "Let's go and have a look! What if something happens! " As she spoke, she pulled me to find the source of the crying. Sure enough, a little girl, sitting on the ground crying and holding her hands stiffly, looked helpless. We ran over. She stopped crying when she saw us coming. Tears still hung on her face, and she kept sobbing. We asked anxiously, "Little sister, what's wrong with you?" The little girl sobbed and said, "I, I ... accidentally cut myself with a stick while playing just now!" It hurts! "

Yan Yan held her hand carefully and stroked it gently. Then she said to me, "Yu Zi, I'm going to buy some cotton swabs, band-AIDS and alcohol. You stay here with her for a while. " Say that finish, she quickly ran out of the community.

I picked up the little girl and carried her to the wooden chair next to me. Soon, Xinxin came back with a cotton swab, a band-aid and a small bottle of alcohol. I picked up a cotton swab to wipe the wound for the little girl and comforted her. Then she gently bandaged the wound with a band-aid. At this time, I looked up and found that Yan Yan's forehead was dripping with sweat and her back was soaked. The little girl looked at her bandaged finger and smiled. She said gratefully, "Thank you two elder sisters!"

At this point, Yan Yan and I smiled at each other and smiled happily.