Difficult jokes, who will interpret them ~ ~

1. After a ship crashed, 1 female passengers and 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island.

A month later, this woman committed suicide because she thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, God brought this woman back to life, because he thought what happened in these months was really disgusting.

2. An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If you can't, leave your car. Many people can't do it, so ... he thought, five.

The boss took him to a room with a beautiful woman in it. The child kissed her and he kissed her in return. Then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. The third thing, the child took out his penis and bent it three times. ...

3. One day, a person lived in seclusion in the deep mountains and lay naked on the grass to rest. Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5 ..." Finally, she gave up and left. The man was so happy that he slept here the next day when a bear picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5...6, 7, 8 ..."

It is said that Snow White and Cao live in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally could not bear the loneliness. She grabbed Xiao Pi's head and said, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again …" After saying this for a thousand times, the princess released Xiao Pi.

There are two fishermen fishing by the sea. One day, a fisherman caught a mermaid. Above the fish's tail, she is a super beauty, but the fisherman wants to let her go. Another fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged his shoulders and replied, "How come?"

6. Donation

A man and a woman met at the donation center and they started talking.

The woman said, "I came to donate blood, and they gave me five yuan."

The man said, "I donate sperm and they pay 50 yuan."

The woman listened and thought for a long time. Then they broke up.

A few months later, the two met again at the donation center. The man took the initiative to say hello, "Hey, come to donate blood again?" The woman shook her head with her mouth closed and made a "cry" sound. ...

It's all adult jokes. If you don't understand, you are pure, which is a good thing! (Think it over and see the answer below)

1, men's sexual venting

His brother is hard and can't bend.

His balls were taken off as mushrooms.

4, her masturbation skin is very small, "telling the truth, telling lies" is a rhythm of one in and one out.

Mermaids are beautiful, but they can't live in the sun.

6. She has the essence in her mouth.