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Those bandits in the Republic of China: "release fat pigs" and smash "red kilns"

In the past, bandits had no money to do business, and it seemed that they were very happy to drink spicy food. In fact, because it is always banned by the government, people hate it. If they are not careful, they will lose their heads. Without a head, this is a real loss-making business. Therefore, in most cases, when we go out to get rich, we always choose the most economical way to do it. If we can steal and cheat, we will never rob. After all, once you start, it will be fatal if you encounter hard stubble.

For example, during the Republic of China, the famous gangster "Sanjiang Hao" in Northeast China used his brain especially.

1935 Near Huashugou in the eastern mountainous area of Jiutai, Jilin Province, there lived a rich man named Jiang. This man is rich and rich, but he digs hard, nicknamed "Jiang Laocai". I have long heard that Lao Jiang's family is rich, so I naturally think of the "Three Rivers" that worry about Qian Qian's ten thousand men eating and drinking Lazar. However, Lao Jiang is not stupid. He knew that he had long been a fat pig in the eyes of bandits and would get into trouble sooner or later, so he came prepared. He spent huge sums of money to build high walls and fortresses around the compound, and hired 12 gunners to protect the compound; Not only that, he and his family never go out easily to avoid being kidnapped.

The fat pig didn't go out of the circle, so "Sanjiang is good" had to pick people up and smash the kiln. It is said that the large sum of money dug by Lao Jiang really paid off. "Good Three Rivers" hit a wall three times, not only failed to chew down the yard dug by Lao Jiang, but also damaged many brothers. In the end, he had to retreat in despair.

After returning to the cottage, the "Three Rivers Good" who consciously lost face swallowed this tone and thought hard for several days, and finally came up with a sleeve.

One day, he led a group of brothers in disguise and carried an empty coffin to Jiang Jiazu's grave, crying and shouting, digging and burying people.

Jiang Laocai was lying on the kang smoking a big cigarette when he suddenly heard the second husband running in and panted, "Eldest brother, who is old in our family?" Jiang Laocai is in his fifties, bald and chubby, and looks like an old ruffian. Hearing the second master's funeral letter, he immediately became suspicious: "Could it be bandits?" I sent someone to check it again. However, the person who sent it back was more anxious than the second husband: "Great! The grave has been buried! I will be buried soon! "

Then don't say it. Now put it aside. It is taboo for outsiders to go to other people's ancestral graves.

Therefore, hearing this, Lao Jiang jumped off the kang and left without thinking. When I went to his ancestral grave, I found a coffin inside. Some people in Dai Xiao are crying, and the trumpeter is still playing the funeral music of Kowloon.

Lao Jiang was so angry that he swore: "Who is so crazy, your ancestor?" However, the gang didn't seem to see Lao Jiang digging, and they cried even harder. Jiang Laocai couldn't help it any longer. He rolled up his sleeves and began to hit people.

When the time came, the crying stopped abruptly, and the gangsters knocked Lao Jiang to the ground. One of them opened the red coffin and said, "Come on, I'll wait for you." Suddenly, I put Lao Jiang in the coffin.

In this way, Lao Jiang was tricked by bandits to lure tigers out of the mountain, and was caught by "Three Rivers Good" and other brothers, and became a "fat pig".

Interestingly, there is also a Mr. Meng who was kidnapped in Kuanchengzi.

It is said that one day, Dr. Meng went home by train. Two people in the same car were sitting opposite him, trying to blow smoke into his face. He was so angry that he swore a few words, and the two men immediately fought.

At this time, another man sat not far away, as a strong man, three times five divided by two, and a few fists drove those two guys away. Dr. Meng was very grateful and chatted with him. The man said that my mother accidentally broke her leg. This trip was to invite an osteopath, but unfortunately the doctor went out. Hearing this, Dr. Meng got off with him and arrived at the bandit's lair, only to know that he had been cheated.

In this way, Dr. Meng was cleverly tied up by bandits.

These are all clever tricks of bandits. Of course, if the oil and water are rich enough, they don't mind smashing the kiln, which is looting. Especially the "red kiln" with a red flag on the chimney, although it means hard stubble, once it is broken, it can still be eaten for several years; And as a beard, it pays attention to fame, and the harvest brought by a "red kiln" is enough to show off in the rivers and lakes for many years.

For example, in 1932, bandits captured Yitong county. They held up a big red flag, which read: "The first regiment in the world, everyone deserves money. If you want him not to give it, you have to pay it back. " Cleaning a county town, not only property was robbed, but also hundreds of women were robbed.

But it's not always so smooth,

1923, Shuangyang County, Jilin Province, ready to attack the home of the big landlord Hu. A red flag was planted in this kiln. Double darts and thousands of vendors dressed as cloth sellers carry a big bag into the village. They shouted around the yard of their hometown for a while, and the young lady of their hometown called him into the house.

This Hu family is a big wing, spacious and bright. The double darts at that time were young, tall and handsome. The young lady of Lao Hu's family is Erxia, as beautiful as an elf. She likes to dance with knives and guns since she was a child, like a little boy. When the cloth seller entered the room, he went up to pick the color, winked at the double darts and admired it in his heart.

On the pretext of drinking water, Shuangdarts went to the outhouse and saw the corner of Westinghouse. There are four concealed guns and two ground guns.

The shopkeeper of the Khufu family found this young man poking around and guessed that the newcomer was not selling cloth. The double dart found that the other party was aware of it, and the ground gun had been detected. He quickly slipped away from the money, and Hu Jia immediately arranged a night patrol.

The next night, the double dart led several people to jump over the big barrier and then climbed up the wall. At that time, the big houses with red flags were all two-story courtyard walls, the outer layer was a big barrier, and the inside was a brick-soil wall with batteries. They jumped off the wall and bypassed the ground gun. Who knows, a senior brother made a mistake in his busy work, and his toe touched the gun line on the ground, only to hear a "thud", which alarmed Hu Jia Hospital.

Two people died on the spot, and the double darts were also wounded and tied. Hu's shopkeeper walked by with a lantern and said, "Isn't this the young man who sells cloth during the day?" "Hu Jia hung the double darts in the stable and dipped the whip in cold water.

Later, after Erxia heard about it, she couldn't bear to let Sina die and secretly let her live.

This is just an example of double darts. Once most bandits are caught, they are often dead.