What are the different Chinese and foreign jokes to share?

We all know that there will always be statues in the square, and then there are two white statues in this square, one is a man and the other is a woman. Male sculpture has always been a thinker's gesture, while female sculpture is holding flowers. One day, God saw that the two of them were very hard, so he allowed them to have a free day. They are very excited. Then the male sculpture caught a pigeon and said to the female sculpture, shit on this pigeon. They have been shitting on our heads. I can finally get revenge.