Humorous sketches in campus library

Script description:

Humorous and funny campus sketches are suitable for college students' entertainment.

Characters:

Young men: male students

Young women: female students

Scene: A bench under a street lamp on campus.

Man: (singing) Of all the lonely people, I am the only one who is happy (holding a rose and a backpack).

Here's the thing. A few days ago, my hometown introduced me to a friend and agreed to meet tonight. Ask me how old I am, senior. What happened to my senior year? You don't know the situation in our school: the ratio of male to female is far from matching, and boys line up in front of the girls' building and have to quit because of their poor strength. Seeing others in pairs, drinking a cup of boiled water makes my stomach ache, my pure heart languishes day by day, and I dream of dating at night. In short, a person is simply suffering. Don't laugh, you are a loser without a girlfriend.

Experienced people know at a glance that they can't send roses to girls when they meet for the first time. Anyone who knows more knows that this is fashion consumption. Those who know little think that my thinking is wrong. I have to hide first and seize the opportunity slowly (put roses in my bag). We made an appointment at eight in the evening. (Looking at his watch) There are ten minutes left, and we'll talk to you for a while. Anyway, I'm relaxed, and as you can see, I'm charming when I walk and talk, and I wish me success in my heart.

This date not only represents me personally, but also is the collective honor of our whole dormitory. You see, this dress is Liu's, the shoes are Xiao Li's, the tie is Xiao Wang's, and even this hairstyle is designed by everyone. If you lose tonight, you will definitely suffer when you go back. I had to lie that she liked me. Sorry, I don't think that's possible. Oh, it may come.

W: I am not afraid of jokes, and I am a senior. My friend introduced me to an object and said to meet at eight o'clock in the evening. I'm completely unprepared. If it works, see you next time. If not, it doesn't matter. Anyway, it's all his consumption Lonely days are really boring.

Man: Maybe it's coming. I don't know on the first date. If you want to contact, you must rely on the code.

One one, I have a signal.

Woman: Is there a signal? (Pulls out a piece of paper from his bag) Receive the signal and continue broadcasting.

Man: Lonely boy, talking without laughing.

Woman: Lonely girl, helpless.

M: Playing cards at night and sleeping during the day.

Woman: I live alone and feel very bored.

M: Find a bosom friend to relieve boredom and begin to understand.

W: Making friends is my hobby.

Man and woman: (at the same time) Oh, you are-

Man: Meeting like this for the first time may make you laugh.

W: Pursuing romance is my hobby.

Man: Well, what's your name?

Woman: My name is Wang Lili.

M: My name is Yang Dongdong. You can call me Lao Yang.

Woman: Lao Yang, that's embarrassing.

Man: Embarrassed about what? Just get used to it. Unlike my classmate in the upper bunk, he likes to take advantage of others. You said that his surname is not Wang or Yang, and his father's surname is Gong. Everyone calls him Lao Gong when they meet.

W: You have a good sense of humor.

Man: Not humorous, lonely.

Woman: What are you lonely for? It is said that you boys have a good life. You can play ball outside when you have time and brag when you come back. Unlike me, everyone else is in love, and I am blind in the dormitory.

Man: You can't say that. You are alone, and we are even more lonely together.

W: Don't you like playing ball?

Man: Yes, I play ball all day and sleep. Life is boring.

Do you like reading novels?

Man: I tell you, I like reading novels very much. Jin Yong's novels are underestimated, Gu Long's novels are tired of reading, Qiong Yao's novels are sticky and my young heart is about to change. What do you like to watch?

W: I like watching TV.

M: Watching TV? The conditions here are not very mature. Besides, what's good about watching TV is nothing more than talking and laughing, making noise, jumping and cuddling.

W: You, what you said is too extreme. Television has many benefits that you can't see. It can talk to me, laugh with me, sing with me and dance with me. Only lonely me can feel this feeling of happiness.

M: Actually, I think you are good at talking.

Woman: Be polite.

M: Gentle and graceful.

Female: Beautiful and dignified.

Man: gentle and kind.

Female: The momentum is high.

Man: How do you know what I'm talking about?

Woman: It's in the book. Very familiar.

M: But this has been integrated into my personal feelings, and the order has been adjusted organically.

Woman: Actually, I think you are very good, too. You talk humorously and have a good personality. Although you are not good-looking, you are above average. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

M: Thank you. It's a long story You say that the girl I like is either because I have too high a vision or because she lacks rational thinking about me. In the end, she often goes their separate ways. Then tell me about the girl who likes me. I'm a little sentimental, and I always feel that I can't cultivate my own sentiment without the stimulation of chasing.

What kind of girl do you like?

M: I like straight men who are talking and laughing, watching TV commercials and singing and dancing with TV. This loneliness can only be understood by consideration.

Woman: (urgent) you, you talk nonsense.

M: I'm sorry, what I just said may seem immature.

Woman: I won't argue with you either. Let me ask you something. You're a senior, don't you have any other ideas?

Man: I'm here to see you. How dare I have other ideas?

W: I mean, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

M: I want to, but there is no place to see it.

Woman: Go to the library.

M: Go to the library.

W: There aren't many people in the library.

M: There are books everywhere on the desk.

W: Take a seat.

Man: If you are not careful, you will be in trouble.

W: Then you can go to the teaching building instead of the library.

M: The teaching building is even worse.

W: Where is the environment worse?

M: It's very noisy.

Woman: There is a table with few people.

Man: There are smelly feet under the table.

Woman: If you really can't, go to the laboratory building.

M: The experimental building is more interesting. Men and women play games.

W: If you don't study, you might as well find a job. I am also looking for a job.

M: Yes, I am looking for a job, too. Ask Beijing Hi-Tech before going to Pudong Development Zone to find a job.

W: I mainly refer to the economy and go directly to the South Special Economic Zone.

M: I'm going out for a good trip. I went to Xi, Nanchang and Suzhou and Hangzhou.

W: After visiting the West Lake, I went inland, crossed the seashore and went to Guilin.

M: I look for a job first, then choose a job, and I rely on entrepreneurship to stand on my own feet.

W: I'm a boss and a treasurer, but I really can't be a secretary.

Man: Yes, now we can't think of anything else. The key is to find a good job.

Woman: Really?

M: You said we got a good job and made a lot of money. Are you worried that no one is with us? (Turning his head and quietly taking away the rose)

Woman: That's right. Oh, it's getting late. I have to go back and see if I have found a job. Let's call it a day.

Man: (without looking back) Put it down.

Woman: (as she quits) There are also many four-year dates. I feel much better today. This person walks and talks funny, but the overall feeling is still not good.

Man: (nervously preparing to send roses, suddenly turning around, holding roses in both hands) Why does everyone leave early? They left early before the roses were sent out, saving a lot of things. Look, everyone, tonight's failure is due to her poor consumption concept. You said you didn't need to spend money, and I didn't need to spend money. Anyway, it is all collective consumption in our dormitory. As long as we talk and laugh, who knows, what's wrong with eating melon seeds, drinking and flirting, and spending your time? I won't play. (Step down)