What are the funny materials for making jokes?

Examples of funny material for making jokes are as follows:

1. I once met a fox on the mountainside, and on a whim, I shouted at it from a distance: "You evil beast! Why don't you reveal your true form soon?" The fox was stunned and suddenly said: "Oh my god, there is a monster!" I yelled and ran away. He ran behind him, shouting as he ran: "Where! Where! There is a monster! Don't leave me! It scared me to death."

2. I remember one year when I went home, my parents made a There was delicious food on the table. As I was eating, I said, "Eat! Just treat it like your own home!" My hand holding the chicken drumsticks suddenly shook.

3. It is recommended that everyone not kiss girls if they smoke. They don’t like the smell of cigarettes. Just now, I smoked a cigarette and kissed the girl next to me, and her boyfriend flew up and kicked me.

4. Lao Wang’s legs were seriously injured. Doctor: I’ll tell you good news and bad news. Lao Wang: Let’s talk about the bad ones first. Doctor: Your leg cannot be saved and needs to be amputated. Lao Wang: It doesn’t matter, there is another good news. Doctor: The patient next door wants to buy your slippers.

5. I dreamed last night that I was beaten by a group of people, and then I woke up in fright. After I woke up, I continued to sleep, but I dreamed of this group of people again. They said to me: How dare you come back!