A joke about the Three Kingdoms looking for Wu Dong.

On the grass boat-Lu Su: "Can such an arrow really be borrowed?" Mr. Kong Ming? " Zhuge Liang: "Trust me." Lu Su: "But I'm still a little worried ..." Zhuge Liang: "There's no need." Lu Su: "But don't you think it's getting hotter and hotter in the boat?" Zhuge Liang: "that's a little ... is there anything wrong?" Lu Su: "Yes, I'm afraid the enemy is shooting rockets ..." Zhuge Liang: "Hey! ? Amethyst ~ ~ Can you swim ~ ~ I can't ~ ~ ". I have been to this place, and I remember that there is a Meilin nearby, which may be within walking distance ~ ~ "All the soldiers said," Oh ~ ~ There are plums to eat ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ "Half an hour later-Coss said," Master! The expedition found a lot of water! " Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink ~ ~ ~ "Soldier:" Don't go ┅ ┅ You must find plums ... "A year later-after a busy day in the field, Cao Cao and his sons were walking in the sunset with hoes on their shoulders ... Cao Cao:" Pierre, seriously, is dad a loser? " Cao Pi: "I have told you many times, and I don't blame you at all ..."-Sima Yi: "The piano is a mess! Kill the city and capture Zhuge Liang alive On the City-Qin Gui: I told you not to play that sonorous rose long ago, but I didn't listen ... Jane Tong: No way, the teacher is a fan of Yi Lian. Zhuge Liang said, "Let's throw you two out of town and let them die." ... "-... Man:" ... "Zhuge Liang (holds her glasses and looks at the name book carefully):" Where is Zhang Yimou! "Man:" ... "Wei Yan:" The strategist ┅ ┅ should be Zhang Yide, right? It was Zhang Yide ┅ ┅ "Zhuge Liang" ... "-Zhuge Liang hated Wei Yan all his life and secretly told Ma Dai to assassinate him before he died. Changbanpo-Cao Hong: "Look, Prime Minister! The enemy general is back! Xiahou: "Today is the seventh time. Isn't he tired?" "Cao *" "Damn it ┅ ┅ You won't stop until you kill all my men! ？” Zhao Yun, who fought in the army, said, "Zhang Fei, this XXX! Let me go to the back of the house and don't give me a map ~ ~ ~ Where is Longbanqiao ~ ~-Zhao Yun, the word dragon, is one of the five generals in Shu. -Zhou Yu: "Born in ~ ~ He Shengliang ~ ~ Born in ~ ~ ~ ~" reader! " Luo Guanzhong: "Cheap ~ ~"-So, in some lost versions of the Three Kingdoms, Zhou Yu shouted before he died-"Eighteen years later ~ ~ Lao Tzu is still a hero ~ ~" Wu Zhangyuan-Jiang Wei: "Teacher, I'm back! Today, I bought three pence a cart of celery and four pence five barrels of rice ... huh? Why are there seven lights on in the room? Lamp oil is very expensive now, and the military grain and oil subsidy does not include kerosene ~ ~ ┅ ┅ what! ? Three days and three nights! Still not going out? You can't live! ? Wow ~ Look at the big one in the middle ~ ~ Take it out quickly. Well, you see, a light is already on ~ ~:) Oh, by the way, what did you want to say to me just now, teacher? " The superstar has fallen ┅ ┅-Cao *: "Chicken ribs! Chicken ribs! " Yang Xiu: "Come ~ ~! Please enjoy your meal, Prime Minister. " Cao *: "Push it, kill it!" -Cao Pi: "Cao Zhi! I'll kill you if you can't write a poem in seven steps! Hey, did you hear that ~ ~ Stop ~ ~ Don't go ~ ~ I'm talking to you, come back ~ ~ "—— Brother is embarrassed when he is spoiled by his father. The story of diusim: Dong Zhuo: Lu Bu: I just want to hear your truth. Do you love us more? ? "The story of Diusim:" ... "Dong Zhuo:" ... "Lu Bu:" Answer me! " Dong Zhuo: "It's really hard to decide ~ ~ that both of them like ~ ~" Lyu3 bu4: "Scum ~ ~ ~! ! ————————————————— The first murder case in China history happened in Yan Yan, ......................................................................................................................................... at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty: "Ring-eyed thief! Dismount and die! " Police car: "Listen, two thieves ~ ~ You have been surrounded ~ ~ Put down your weapons ..." Sanjiangkou-Sun Shangxiang: "It's Ding Feng and Xu Sheng's people. My brother must have sent them to kill us! What should I do, husband? " Liu Bei: "Oh, when I left Jingzhou, the military adviser gave me three tricks, and I have already used two. Now it's time to use the third one, Zilong. Open the prompt! " Zhao Yun: "Yes. (opens) Oh? There is a blue tights and a red cloak in it? ! "Liu Bei:" No. ................................................................................................................................................ ...................... Liu An: "Nothing ..." Guan Yu: "But his family obviously raises pigs, why ..." Liu Bei: "Have you forgotten? I am a Muslim ~ ~ ~ ~ "Guan Yu:" ... "————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Guan Yu and Liu Bei cut off their robes. "Liu Bei:" Well ┅ ┅ Oh, I just invited a god to divine. If I can break Cao Xinghan, the sword will cut the stone. Sure enough, hahahaha ~ ~ ~ "Sun Quan:" Don't pretend to be a grandson with me! Cut down our rockery as if nothing had happened! ？” -Soldier: "General Bao ~ ~ General Guan will raise the flag and triumph!" Liu Bei: "Brave enough! Whoops ┅ ┅ "Zhang Fei:" There are two down sons! ┅ ┅ "Guan Yu:" Eldest brother, I'm back ~ ~ "Liu Bei:" Well, I'm sorry, my third brother and I have finished our lunch; ；” Guan Yu: "-_-bb ┅ ┅" A year later, before Hulao Pass-Marotta: "Master Xiang! A big red face came in, cut off General Hua's head and flew out! " Dong Zhuo: "Hey! ! How cruel! ? Liu Bei, the Allied Camp: Yun Chang's movements are getting faster and faster recently ┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅𗈹𗈹┅𗈹┅𗈹󧙁947 Liu Bei: "Sir, what's the matter?" "Your monarch's mount seems to be the legendary fierce Maru. If you don't give up, you will suffer for it in the future. "Liu Bei:" Thank you for reminding me, but I don't believe in superstition. " After Liu Bei left-Linzhi: "Dad, do you have a little white horse that anyone wants ~ ~" Si Mahui: "Don't worry ~ ~" Zhao Yun: "Is anyone home? Have you met my master ┅ ┅ "Si Mahui:" Hey? General, your mount seems to be the legendary' Lu' ... Is it enough?