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Xiao Ming: "Ma Ma, why do you have to touch the TV ass every time you go home?" Mom: "Let's see if the TV is hot. I'm afraid you don't study hard and watch TV. " Xiao Ming: "Oh, I see. Baba must be afraid that I will peek at Aunt Li, the nanny. "

The Big Bang Theory will continue into the tenth season, at least until 20 17. According to Sina Entertainment and CBS TV Network, The Big Bang Theory, the most watched non-sports TV program in the United States, has officially announced that it will be extended to the tenth season. In other words, the play should be broadcast at least until 20 17. Die-hard fans mean this is great!

Today, when I was on the computer, I heard a classmate complain that people who study computers must be good people, because we ask ourselves before the code every day: "Where the fuck did I go wrong?" . .

I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every day when I go out, I can't help but go back and check if the door is locked. To overcome this problem, I'm going out of the window now.

The girl who was slapped took a selfie with an iphone and complained that her face was too big. The girl who lost less than 100 Jin exclaimed that she was dying of obesity. Xueba, who gets a scholarship every year, holds his forehead and says that he will fail the exam again. The suitor can form a goddess of the football team and ask us if she will get married ... I wonder if there is such a person around you. I just want to say that life is already so hard. If you pretend to force me again, I will chop you to death!

We all know the existence of Xueba, Xuezha and Su Xue. In fact, there is a dangerous creature called Gao Xue lurking around us. Just as the surface of the cut cake is crisp and the inside is extremely hard, the cake learners seem to have nothing to do, sleeping in class and fooling around after class; But when you were taken in by him, you died with him and failed in the exam, but with his super IQ and amazing efficiency, you were highly divided ... Cherish your life and stay away from learning cakes!

The child asked, "Dad, let me ask you a question. Now I have a hundred lucky money, you took fifty, then you gave me 1, and then you took fifty. Do you know that this is very cheap? "

Lao Wang who lives next door has a quirk. He appeared in my closet several times wearing only a pair of underwear, and our neighbors were not happy. Until today, my son had a car accident on his way to school and was in urgent need of RH blood. As soon as his wife called, he rushed to the hospital from work to give his son a blood transfusion. I think this is the most beautiful moment of human nature.

Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up. Anyway, please make life full of hope.

In life, we should strive to make progress, strive hard, chase girls we like, buy cars we like and do things we like. Only in this way can we know that we can't catch up, can't afford to catch up and can't do it.