My girlfriend is scared when she watches ghost movies. Can you help me copy some interesting jokes? I comforted her.

Yesterday my colleague introduced a girlfriend to Xiao Wang. When I went to work the next day, I saw Xiao Wang's hand cut and asked Xiao Wang what happened.

Xiao Wang said that yesterday, it was an appointment to give a girl a bag, and the girl scratched it.

Colleague asked Xiao Wang, "What bag did you carry for the girl?"

Xiao Wang replied, "wallet."

I have been dating my girlfriend for almost three months. Today, I asked her what she thought of me. She answered frankly, "No!"

In the evening, I invited her to eat western food. During the dinner, we had a good chat. After eating, I sent her home. On the way, I asked her, "You should feel a little today, right?" ! "

She thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I'm really full!" "

3. Lili is a beautiful MM of goddess level, and the standard of mate selection is naturally not generally high.

At a class reunion, she solemnly described her ideal man image: "get up at 6 am and go to bed at 9 pm." No smoking, no drinking, no nightclubs, no girls, no gossip. There are no secrets in life. I don't hide private money, I don't play Weibo WeChat, and I don't even have an ambiguous message. Steady, easy-going, usually do not stay quietly to think about the future, or study and reflect on life. Very obedient, neatly dressed, always new ... "

Just then, a voice came from the corner. "There are many such men here ..." Only Xiao Wang, who works in prison, said meaningfully.

I quarreled with my girlfriend. After a person calms down, he feels that he has gone a little too far. Calling to apologize, she never answered.

So, I had to send a short message: "At noon today, I saw your photo and seriously reflected on myself. I think what I did was very wrong. I shouldn't treat you like that. You must be very sad and disappointed in me. I was wrong. Will you please forgive me? "

She replied in seconds, "Which photo did you see?"