Ask a kid for a huge sum of money.

1, cold wind bleak, heavy snow all over the sky, an Ailanthus altissima squatted down two pockmarked Joe, Gong Di said: You squat down to a lively point, and your hair is squeezed. Mother said: it's easy to get along with, and pia's peace will be exhibited. Brother said: Your mouth is very convenient. You women just want to make a gesture. If you can cook all over, you can force your mouth to cook. Mother said: You men still have different opinions. When you say forever, I think it's all a dog curtain, just a push.

2. Once upon a time, a girl named Xuanhe Didi said that she wanted me to be a stuffed skin for life, and I didn't regret it until I wanted to eat it. The coolest thing in the world is this. If a messy grandson gives me another chance, I still don't care. If you have to add a deadline, you wait, I just don't care …

3, the mother fly can take the little fly to eat shit, and the little fly asks gloomily: Mom, don't eat every drop of rice, will you eat shit? When the mother fly came back, all the little flies were forced to be passive. Nuo Nuo: Hey! Force more drops of goods, eat quickly and beg for children, and you will be at a loss later!

4, a westward journey to Pingluo version: There was once a girl in Zhoucheng who said that she would give me Regan Noodles for life, and I was the director; Later, a female doll in Huangquqiao said that she would fry mutton all her life, and I was still a wood director. When I was sitting in the south gate market drinking rice soup, I regretted asking for a child. If God can give me another chance, even if I find a girl in Hu Sha to eat stuffed skin all my life, I will marry her!

5, Zhongwei words: A little mouse drank too much and said Ningxia words to the big cat: Wo Wo carried this, smashed your name, and then there was a bottom of the sea, filled with two noses, telling you to run into the wood in the future!

6. Guyuan dialect: A drake said to a hen: I listed you as dead. Are you me? The chicken said, cut! A few fingers that you can stand a criticism are still attached to each other. I am yours, but not yours. The column "Duck Grass" says that you are ashamed to be an ancestor, and all the reports in the Sao newspaper are listed. Let's list a hero to save the chicken and arrange the ducks one by one. The ducks whimpered and the hens laughed.

7. Guyuan dialect: An ant is wandering in the Woods, and an elephant runs from Nai to help him step on Ant Hari. As a result, his legs were exposed, and a melon seed looked at Zhuo Lie and said, "Guasong, Ni is tied outside his legs." The ant ran and scolded, "Johasa, I'm trying to trip over this cold pine tree." Guazi smiled and said, "With your rambling momentum, you can crush your old donkey into a dead cake."