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14 funny jokes

Selected 14 funny jokes

1, looks are not important, but ugliness is very important.

Most of the people who want to rob the landlord with bad cards are older single young women.

3. I dreamed of three people I didn't want to dream about yesterday: myself at the age of 6, 12, 18. Short, stupid and poor!

4. For cannibals, pregnant women are probably the so-called? Another bottle? .

5. Hello, I am very busy now, and I don't want to contact you in the future!

If everyone who really loves me gives me a dollar, I will have two dollars!

7、? Name your favorite car. . ? Taobao shopping cart?

8. Have you ever been nicknamed? What's your name? Because I always grab the front seat in computer class, so my nickname is? Machine bully?

9、? As the saying goes, a cat has nine lives, but a horse loses its front hoof. Don't make a fuss. My dog likes fish, too. Besides, kangaroos in the sky can make holes, and mice that don't want to be keyboards are not good hosts. I know I can't open an umbrella in the house unless I step on someone else's shadow, and there is a carpet on my balcony, so I believe that everything in the world has a cause and effect. For example, the little monster always loses to Altman. Like when you show up, I talk nonsense. ?

10, there is a flower mosquito lying on the wall. I guess it looks weak when it's cold. After I captured it alive, I felt sorry for it and put it back in my roommate's mosquito net. Please call me Lei Feng!

1 1, come on, say a word and make me feel bad instantly.

God replied: Why?

12, hunger is the first motivation to get up!

13. Can I finish the rest tomorrow?

14. When applying for the job, HR asked me what I had done, and I said that I had been doing online media and pushing news hotspots and other information. ...

After being accepted, other interviewers asked me in awe what I had done, and I told them quietly: Forward it to Weibo.