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Taiwan Province dialect, Taiwan Province dialect.

What is often said in Taiwanese dramas.

Low mallet and madness ●●

The language from Minnan dialect is equally interesting. A billiard stick that doesn't hit the ball is called a "mallet". If a singer is caught lip-synching on the stage, he will be hammered this time. If you get angry in a hurry again, that state is "crazy" Picking up a hairy crab's back and watching its legs run in the air, the crab is going crazy at the moment. It is estimated that when you talk about "madness" in the future, a big crab will appear in front of you.

●● Quite ●●●

Quite means support. For example, "I support you" means I support you. "Strong" and strong support. Not long ago, Derek Wu participated in the filming of "Bitter Girl", which was also supported by Rene Liu. He claimed that * * * could only do it. Jolin Tsai is in an emotional stage, and her friend piggy supports her.

●●●●● Watermelon leans on the big side ●●

Nowadays, this word is mostly used to refer to going with the flow and taking refuge in a powerful party. However, the original meaning of Lin Qingxuan, a writer in Taiwan Province Province, explained in detail in his collected works that all kinds of fruits have their own characteristics and are suitable for people to eat. For example, persimmons are cold and people who are physically weak should not eat more, while fruits such as watermelons are very strange in nature. People who are in good health eat more and more, while those who are in poor health eat more and more.

●●●● Thank him ●●

This word is very close to the causative usage in Chinese, which means to make fun of him and make him look foolish, and also means to make fun of him on purpose. Some time ago, someone wanted to find a funny Wu Qixian to shoot an advertisement. His good friend Li Mingyi couldn't help but throw him away and said, "Some manufacturers are willing to spend money!"

●●●● Good health ●●

Generally refers to good things, things that have concessions or can be used. Join the "Haokang Club" and participate in various "Haokang activities". Remember to visit members' "Haokang Special Zone" from time to time.

●●●● Put on a smiling face ●●

In Shanghai dialect, "mashing" is called "smiling face" in Taiwanese. There are not only artists who deliberately play tricks on talk shows in Taiwan Province Province, but also many such cold humor talents around us.

●●●●● Tucao ●●

A little bad talk about others is similar to breaking the news, but there are more ingredients to pour bitter water. For example, not long ago, a famous person in Taiwan Province Province revealed his plan to the media, saying that he wanted to take his wife abroad for a holiday. At the same time, his wife immediately vomited, "Every time he takes me abroad, it's because of a performance! He may not even remember my birthday. "

●●●● Stubborn ●●

It is unnatural to circle. Wu Zongxian once said that guests were welcome to sing the song "Sweet Honey", and once won the first prize for everyone. The guests were very surprised and corrected, "No, this is a story of a small town". "I have no face, so I have to" stubbornly ":"No, no, this song is called Sweet Honey, but the lyrics are Small Town Story. How about this? Let everyone have a step! "Then he turned to the accompaniment band and said," That teacher, please use a sweet prelude and then enter the story of a small town. " The audience laughed. Not bad.

●●●●● Grab mom and bite ●●

Bored enough to catch two female lice and watch them bite each other. What could be more vivid than this description of leisure? The legendary washing charcoal ends here.

●●●● What bowl of cakes ●●

What do you mean? You ask me what a bowl of cake means, and I can only tell you "what does it mean?" Example: "What cake is playing in Hollywood? It is really' killing'. "

●●●● Pig head ●●

Nowadays, the popular words in Taiwan Province Province call people stupid and describe people as ugly. Much like the "pig head three" in Shanghai dialect, it is much more interesting than calling people pigs directly. Many MMs like to call their gg a pig's head, which contains elements of love. There is a joke. The teacher said that the whole body of a pig, including its meat, skin and hooves, is a treasure. Do you have anything to add? Xiaoming stood up timidly and said, "Its name can also be used to call names." ..... the pig is really pitiful.

●●●● Some are not ●●

In the words of Beijingers, it is nonsense, such as "what about those things, do something practical." He just likes talking all day.

●●●● Have spring ●●

At first glance, it is not a good thing to be dismissive of spring, poor to spring, left to spring, and rotten to spring. Generally, bad adjectives can be followed by "spring", which means that this word is not enough to describe. For example, if it's ugly in spring, it's ugly as hell. Think about it, ugly enough to stay,

●●LKK●●

LKK is short for Laukoko,

It means conservative elders. Only when you are never too old to learn, will you not become LKK.

●●●● Steamed buns ●●

It is lovely and pure to describe it in Taiwanese. It comes from an online joke, saying that noodles want revenge on meat buns, and they beat the buns, but they didn't find the owner. Steamed buns tearfully asked why they hit me, and noodles angrily replied, "Rotten meat buns, don't think that you pretend to be cute, so I won't recognize you."

●●●●● Turtle hair ●●

It's an idiom for young people, which means that when a person is bored, interesting and picky, he produces some behaviors different from ordinary people, insists on some small things inexplicably and ungrateful, which leads people around him to be quite crazy. This is called turtle hair. This word comes from Minnan dialect.

●●●●● Funny ●●

There is a technical term called "short circuit", which is called "short" in English, and translated by Hong Kong people is "funny". It really came into use when it spread to Taiwan Province Province. You can easily hear mm complaining to gg: "You are so funny", just like we said: "You are crazy".

●●●● Skimming steps ●●

"Skimming to buy a wallet", "Skimming to prevent colds", "Skimming to travel in Hawaii" and "Skimming to read easily" are transliteration of English tips. We usually call it a tip.

●●●● Break the bowl ●●

"Tightness" means eating fast, eating fast is easy to panic and break the bowl. This sentence means that you should be thorough and calm, and don't "haste makes waste".

●●●● Zhi Dai's big article ●●

Things are getting worse and worse, and they are out of control. "I got salted duck eggs in the exam, and the teacher scolded me. I have to tell my family that this next generation will be great."

●●● Maji ●●●

You must be a good friend to be called Maji. Both of them are very lucky, which means that they are very close. In fact, this word comes from the English word "match", which describes that clothes are well matched and harmonious. In this way, Ma Ji is used to describe the relationship between good friends. When Taiwan Province Province celebrated the Year of the Rooster, there were chicken-like lanterns on the Lantern Festival, and someone immediately suggested that there must be horse-like lanterns. A horse and a chicken together become a horse, and it is also good luck to take a homonym.

●●A●●

A is used to refer to corruption, and A pocketed a sum of money. Now, this A means free, no charge. Therefore, people who are greedy and cheap tend to steal from others. In "Kangxi Comes", Xiao S pretends to ask for a drop when she sees that the female guest brings something. ●●●● Walk around ●●

Wandering in the street. If your mother calls you "think clearly, don't go anywhere." Then it means that mom is already very dissatisfied with your behavior. Get smart before it's too late. Don't loiter outside after school. Go home and do your homework honestly.

●●●●● Come down early ●●

Walk around. Taiwan Province sounds "pa". Go around. Such as e-throwing (tumbling), throwing back (turning back) and throwing around (turning around).

●●●●● Adou ●●

Foreigners/comparative refers to non-Asians.

●●●●● Vulgar ●●

Coward turtle three is a braggart, but when it comes to things, he runs faster than anyone else! Used to describe people who are very spineless!

●●●● Twist

Awesome is awesome.

●●●●● Thick armor ●●

delicious

●●●●● Lu●●●

Arrogant and tangled.

●●●● Just check a ●●

Fierce woman

●●● Jiang●●●

steal

●●gien●●

Be reserved, try to be brave and stubborn.

●●● Liao●●●

Understand; Understanding

●●biang●●

Awesome, dazzling, thunderbolt

●●● Lare ●●●

digression

●●● Ha ●●●

Desire, covet, desire

●●ao●●

Ploughing: Fall from the car and have an accident.

●●be●●

Kiss, kiss is useless: pity, waste

●●● GaQIA (driving) ●●

Hungry and crying after the game: ghosts scream.

●●●● Chinese grass (China grass) ●●

bodily form

●●● Ponghong (Peng Feng) ●●

sing one's own praises

●●KUSO●●

The pronoun of "spoof"

A●●●● Pan A ●●●●

Fool, fool

●●●● Don't be gay ●●

stop acting/don't put any more

●●●● Lai will catch it ●●

No problem.

●●● Hangzhou ●●●

Very popular

●●● Xiuen ●●

Shame, shame

●●●●● Train ●●

Not just a locomotive.

supplement

Blind-means illogical or common sense. He can't talk. This movie is super blind.

Collision-very red and very hot example: the laptop that collides the most now is e-pc.

Health/sauce-for example, your health is annoying.

Taiwan Province-tacky example: dyeing hair that N gold super platform.

Pat-pointing to the other side to comfort the example: I will pat you, don't be sad.

Example of whispering: both parents like to gossip.

White eyes-refers to the impolite behavior or words of others. Example: He has white eyes.

KUSO (crying)-a creative prank: this movie is very kuso.

-Cool. Example: He is great.

Look-scold example: What are you looking at me for?

Self-expression-self-expression, for example: I just accidentally expressed myself.

Shopping-spend a lot of money shopping: going abroad is shopping.

Lou-stalking and beating: Tai Lou, boy, very annoying.

Liagi-French Kissing

Spit-say something that makes the other person boring before.

Homosexuality. -Gay?

If you are friends, you should stick to it.

Hard concave-what you said doesn't hold water, but you still stick to your argument.

Price reduction-the act of obtaining something for free or privately.

Bad luck. -I'm sorry

Hani dear

Three hours-what n: Did you say three hours?

Motorcycle-refers to an annoying person or speech example: he is a motorcycle.

Gambling is bad-I hate it to the extreme. He lost the gambling with his supervisor.

Lag-refers to the slow movement of the computer or the slow update of external information. For example, people who don't know Cape 7 are too backward.