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English Funny Drama for Six: Jing Ke Stabbed the King of Qin

Narrator)/Introduction:?

A long time ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, some crazy people tried to show the crazy history in a crazy way. ?

Mr Jing Ke is the most famous swordsman. He was sent to assassinate Ying Zheng, the king of Qing Dynasty. But in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened then?

A long time ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, some crazy people try to show crazy history in a crazy way. Mr Jing Ke is the most famous swordsman. He was sent to assassinate Ying Zheng, the king of the Qing Dynasty. But in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened afterwards?

Action one

Prince Taizi Dan (first takes out the mirror to comb her hair for narcissism): Mirror, mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful man in the world (mirror, mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful man in the world).

(voiceover: It's you, Prince Dan! Prince Taizi Dan is happy) Thank you, Magic Mirror! (Facing the audience)

I am Prince Dan, and the magic mirror says I am the most attractive man in the world. ?

But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy. I think if the mirror tells him the truth, he will kill me. So what can I do? Where is my minister?

I am Prince Dan, and the magic mirror says I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous man. I think if the mirror tells him the truth, he will kill me. what am I supposed to do? Where is my minister? )

Sam (respectfully): Honey, I'm coming. (Your Highness, I'm coming)

Prince Taizi Dan: I hold you again and again. You should call me: "I am the most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, smart and dearest Prince Taizi Dan."

I have repeatedly told you that you should call me: "My most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dear Prince Dan. )

Three: Of course, dear! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill Zheng. (as a writ of murder)

Yes, your highness. I have a good idea. We can find someone to kill Ying Zheng)

Prince: Oh, yes. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! 2 1 what do you need most in the century? Talent! Then pat Sam on the shoulder and make a commendation. But who is the right person?

Three: After screening, I have two promising people at hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the other is Mr. Jinke. Tomorrow they will be the world'sno. 1 killer PK

After screening, I have two promising people at hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the other is Mr. Jing Ke. Tomorrow they will play the world's number one killer PK. )

Prince: OK, let me see the winner as soon as possible, OK?

Ok, tell me the winner as soon as possible, ok? )

A San: Yes. (all right. )

Action 2

(Andy Lau in house of flying daggers &; Takeshi Kaneshiro Duel Music)

Jing Ke: Are you Li Mochou? Are you Li Mochou? )

Li Mochou: Yes. A: Yes. )

Jing Ke: OK. I'm Jing Ke, you know, and I'll let you know that I'm the king of the killer world.

(all right. I am Jing Ke, you know, and I will let you know that I am the king of the killer world. )

Li Mochou: Are you challenging me? Are you challenging me? )

Jing Ke: Of course! (Shrugging his shoulders in agreement)

Li Mochou: Come on!

The two men rushed forward when the music started. "People in the river's lake. How can they not have knives? One knife cuts you to death, and two knives cut you to death. "

Li Mochou fell to the ground, Jing Ke laughed.

Li Mochou's Pain: What Happened? Why aren't you hurt?

What happened? Why won't you get hurt? )

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win someone. Isn't it? Is it? Do you need a reason to win someone? Do you need it? )

Li Mochou: My mother always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochow. You never know what you will get. " I see. Mom is right.

Mother often said, "Mochow, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will get. " I know, my mother is right. )

Jing Ke smiled again.

Prince Dan Shang (fuels): How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you, and you?

Taizidan: Oh, my God! Can you give me an innovative answer "How are you?"

Jing Ke: Of course!

Taizidan: How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you. What about your wife?

Taizidan fainted.

Jing Ke: Hey, man, I'm kidding!

Prince Taizi Dan: Oh, I'm kidding, too! (respectfully) May I have your business card, please?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket, which read: To be or not to be, that's the question.

To be or not to be, that is a question. )

Three: Hero, we need your help. Hero, we need your help. )

Jing Ke: I'm busy now! I am busy! )

Taizidan: You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. )

Jing Ke: I'm busy now! I have my hands full right now. )

A San: IC, ID, IQ card?

Jing Ke: I am very, very busy now! I am really, really busy. )

Sam (the beautiful woman is pointing at the court, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you agree, she is yours. Look, that's the most beautiful woman in the world. If you say yes, she will be yours. )

Jing Ke (drooling): I have to say that she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but Chinese medicine is my only love!

I have to say that she is a sexy and beautiful woman, but Chinese medicine is my only lover. )

Sam: What? What is Chinese medicine?

Jing Ke; Hey, guys! You look smart, but why don't you know Chinese medicine? Any one of them can give you the answer. Boy, you look smart but you don't know Chinese medicine. Let me tell you something. )

Sam: Excuse me? What is Chinese medicine?

Audience A: Traditional Chinese Medicine-Traditional Chinese Medicine MM

Taizidan: I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. It is a brand-new product of Unilever China.

I have to show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. It is a brand-new product of Unilever China. )

Jing Ke (excited): Diet tea! I've dreamed it thousands of times. My wife always threatens that if I can't lose weight, she will leave me.

(slimming tea! I've dreamed about it thousands of times. My wife always threatens me that if I can't lose weight, she will leave me. )

Sam: You want it? Say it if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I am glad that you still have to say it. Take it! Do you really like it? Really?

What do you want? Say it out loud if you like it! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm glad you still have to speak loudly. Take it! Do you really like it? Really? )

Jing Ke (sincerely), just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

Tell me what to do. I am willing to do anything for you. )

Prince Taizi Dan and Sam (hip bump, high five): Yeah!

The end of the whole play

Matters needing attention in shooting English drama

1. First of all, team members should be familiar with the script, fully understand the content of the script, and then mark the expressions and details, which will help to shoot the scene and divide the scene so as not to make team members too nervous to forget the words.

2. Secondly, prepare props, which must be complete. Teachers will pay great attention to our attention to details. If we carefully prepare props, we will leave a good impression on teachers and get high marks easily.

3. Then there is the distribution of roles, which must be reasonable and based on people's personalities in real life. This will help to increase the authenticity of the drama and make it more vivid. At the same time, we should also consider the English knowledge of different team members and be considerate.

Then the most important thing is to recite the lines, so you must understand them. Remember, when we think a sentence is meaningless, we can rewrite it with simple sentences, which is convenient for memorizing and understanding, and we don't have to follow the script word by word, which also goes against our original intention of learning English.

5, then there is shooting, pay attention to the emotional input, especially the expression, and the shooting angle must be reasonable, in line with the scene at that time. Shoot scene by scene, with a proper rest in the middle. Then cut the lens from as many angles as possible, so the effect will be much better.

6. Then there is post-production, which is especially important. It is mainly divided into four parts: first, the making of the opening and ending; Second, video editing; Third, the choice of the beginning and end music; Fourth, the production of subtitles.