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What is the secret code for an elementary school student’s best friend?

Secret codes for elementary school students’ besties include Kung Pao Chicken and Fish-flavored Shredded Pork. The king of heaven covers the tiger of the earth. The kitten catches the mouse. These two little best friends talk about everything. For example, they tell each other what they ate and drank at home today. They even talk to each other about unhappy things. They are so good that they talk about everything, even their own sisters. I envy them and may the world always be filled with love!

Funny secret codes

1. The river demon uses his ultimate move and bends down on the second floor.

2. The king of heaven covers the tiger of the earth, and the hanging is one meter long.

3. Titanium alloy dog ??eyes, chastity has been used up.

4. Jade Emperor Qian Wangmu, Sprite two and a half yuan.

5. The journey of connotation, the friendship, the cup will never stop before the people are exhausted.

6. The king of heaven covers the tigers of the earth, and the pagoda suppresses the river monsters.

7. Just because the dream is too short, get up and wash your face.

8. Driving code: beep ~ beep beep ~ beidi is long and short.

9. No matter the wind or rain, I’ll be waiting for you in the inner story.

10. If you want to be rich, sell cut cakes, and fungus loves bananas.