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A girl sends a message saying "I have a cold". What is the best answer?

Situation 1: Girlfriend: I have a cold! (Come and stay with me)

You: Drink more hot water.

Girlfriend:. . . . . .

In this case, if your girlfriend really tests you, then you should not be far away from being single.

Situation 2: Girlfriend: I have a cold! (Come and stay with me)

You: Wait at home, I will go find you right away.

Girlfriend: Husband, I love you, okay.

In this case, your image in the mind of your girlfriend will become much more majestic.

Do you really think that your girlfriend just needs to tell you if she has a cold? So naive, young man. To be honest, the subtext of a girl is something you can’t imagine. She said she has a cold and she wants you to accompany her. She said she has a stomachache and still wants you to accompany her. In short, as long as her girlfriend says she is not feeling well, You are right to accompany her.

As a kind-hearted person, I will briefly summarize the subtext of girls for you. Don’t thank me too much.

1. She is a girl! (1. I don’t do it, you do it. 2. I just like to do it, I have a reason)

2. Do you think I’m beautiful? (Come and praise me!)

3. How could I be angry about this? (I am very angry. If you don’t want to lose me, come and coax me.)

4. XX Festival is coming soon! (Hey, it’s time to prepare gifts. Can I clear my shopping cart?)

There are too many subtexts when girls speak. If the sentence is not picked up well, it may Life is in danger, so I advise the male compatriots in front of the screen, whether you are single or in love, want to be single, or want to have a happy love life, go and summarize the subtext of your sweetheart's words, happy life Start with subtext.