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Luo Ji of Three-body

In the textbook of senior high school, there is a Taoist Tower written by Yu Qiuyu. There is only one simple but profound sentence for Wang Yuanzhuan, a historical sinner in Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes: "Wang Daoshi is just a clown who stepped forward in this tragedy!" Luo Ji in "Three-body" is not a clown. He also took a small step unintentionally on the road to the destruction of the earth, but he won an almost miraculous victory in the adversity game between mankind and the three-body world. He is a hero, as Zhihu said-

But he is also an out-and-out tragedy.

Luo Ji is an ordinary person. He is not an elite in the whole human society, and even a bit like a social moth. In the words of U.N. Secretary-General Say in "Three-body",

You are not qualified as a scholar. You are engaged in research neither out of the desire to explore, nor out of the sense of responsibility and mission, but only as a career to make a living.

Your research is very utilitarian, and you often use opportunism as a means to grandstanding, and you have also embezzled research funds. In terms of personality, you are cynical, irresponsible, and have a mocking attitude towards the sense of mission of scholars ... In fact, we all know that you don't care about the fate of mankind.

such a negative person should not have appeared in the forefront of history, but he was pushed to the forefront of history because he heard Ye Wenjie's suggestion on the sociology of the universe, and became the only person in all mankind who was hunted down by the three-body civilization. Whether Taylor, who advocated the quantum ghost attack, Rediaz, a madman who destroyed the earth and even the solar system through a super nuclear bomb, or an escapist who developed the ideological seal, "the Lord doesn't care" and he doesn't care contemptuously. The Lord just trembled in front of an ordinary person who was cynical, didn't care about human destiny, and even had a stain on his personality-he issued two orders for killing in a row.

Luo Ji, who was suddenly appointed as the side wall project, chose to resist without hesitation. He abstained, only to find that he had fallen into a Luo Ji dilemma unless he was determined to die. So far, he doesn't care about human beings, let alone the Lord four light years away. For him, all this is meaningless. "I am a person, an ordinary person, unable to bear the responsibility of saving mankind, and only want to live my own life."

Since he can't fight, Luo Ji, who has no personality, chose to use the side wall plan to realize his personal interests. He wanted a paradise with beautiful scenery, a dream lover he had never met before, and he wanted to travel around the world with his dream lover ... All these were realized, because it was part of his side wall plan. There are two old sayings in China called "If you want to take it from heaven, you must give it first" and "If you don't want it, you will be just". Compared with the previous fooling around, Luo Ji has worries and concerns, which is the starting point of his road to a real wall. He once said to his wife, Zhuang Yan (dream lover):

You can think differently about the three-body crisis. Throw away all your troubles and enjoy life with the rest of your time. More than 4 years, oh, if we give up the doomsday war, it will be nearly 5 years. This time is not short. It takes such a long time for mankind to develop from the Renaissance to the information age, and it can also take the same time to create a carefree life that has never been seen before. Five pastoral centuries without worrying about the long-term future, the only responsibility is to enjoy life, how wonderful ...

But when he wakes up, he wanders for five years. On a cold winter night, there is only one line of beautiful words beside me:

The dream lover and children are all gone, and their hibernation is cruel, because it is the end when they wake up, or Luo Ji wins, or Luo Ji watches them disappear in the sea of doom. At this point, we should know that this is actually a trap, and it is also a trap of Shi Qiang/United Nations /PDC. We can think of it this way. Assuming there is no Zhuang Yan, no one can restrain Luo Ji. He can say freely: I abstain! But now, when he abstained again, Say of the United Nations said:

They are still here, waiting for you in the future ... even if it is not for all mankind, it is for them ... Even if Zhuang Yan hurts you, it can be seen that you still love her and have children. When your lover and children wake up four centuries later, they will face the war of doom. At that time, you have lost your status as a wall-breaker and no longer have the ability to protect them. They can only witness the final destruction of the world with you in a hellish life. Are you willing to do this? This is the life you bring to your lover and children?

If you still don't think this is a trap, think about Shi Qiang's cruel plan to kill Evans with a flying blade in the Panama Canal, and you will find that he has only laid a very gentle game for Luo Ji, because everyone knows that if he is tough, Luo Ji can threaten him with death. If he lets it go, Luo Ji will always be an ordinary person, and he can't achieve the purpose of human defense. Even at this time, we can further assume that Zhuang Yan knows this game more or less.

Luo Ji worked, worked out the law of the dark forest, and finally found a defensive weapon. (digression: Actually, there is a BUG here. Since there are three people in the nearest star system, it also shows that there must be more intelligent life in the huge universe. Think about it, assuming that there are two ant holes in the vast Sahara desert less than one meter away, there will definitely be more ant holes and even elephants in the remaining space! )

(He was also the first China-born world hero. To tell the truth, I watched Americans save the world every day, and finally a China man came forward. I hope the filming of Three-body will be more civilized and don't tear the Three-body by hand! )

In "Three-body ⅲ", many people will condemn Cheng Xin, saying that Cheng Xin's weakness destroys human beings, and the whole human race chooses kindness, not Cheng Xin's fault.

In the five years of the crisis, Luo Ji, a declining face-wall man, issued a spell to the universe through the authorization of PDC (Interstellar Defense Alliance Committee): attacking the 187J3X1 star 5 light years away. "If the spell works, the result will be devastating." At this time, Luo Ji, who was assassinated by a gene missile, was dying and went into hibernation.

1 years later, Luo Ji woke up. With the successful formation of the Star Fleet, the confidence of "modern people" (referring to people coming 1 years later) was inexplicably bursting, and the side wall plan became a joke. Modern people thought that in front of the powerful Star Fleet, the water drops sent by the three-body people were messengers of peace. Unexpectedly, a water drop completely destroyed the Star Fleet in a few minutes, and the psychological defense of the whole modern people completely collapsed. At this time, the star 5 light-years away cursed by Luo Ji a hundred years ago was destroyed. The "modern people" whose mainstream defense plan collapsed have found Luo Ji-< P > Lord, help us!

Our God, save the world!

Great spokesman, preside over the justice of the universe!

angel of justice, help mankind!

......

Luo Ji, at the last moment, used the law of the dark forest to set up a "deterrent balance", which was actually mortgaged by the lives of all mankind and even the three-body world. According to the original statement, Santi should have seen through Luo Ji's strategy, but he easily broke three side-faced people, and Santi was really careless.

thus, the era of deterrence began. Luo Ji really saved the world, but with extreme violence.

Originally, the promise should be fulfilled, and Zhuang Yan (the dream lover) and the children should be returned to Luo Ji, but this comfortable life seems to be far away from Luo Ji. Soon, Luo Ji became a sword-wielding person between the three-body world and human beings, and also a real "face-facing person".

If this is the end, Luo Ji has at least realized the noblest value of life in a white lie. However, after hundreds of years, human society is really beyond Wang's imagination, and the yin flourishes while the yang declines. When Luo Ji once again appears in the forefront of human public opinion, he is no longer a god, or even an ordinary person. He has become an executioner, and the basis for the accusation is him.

So when Luo Ji put down the hilt of the sword holder, he became a prisoner.

In Ye Wenjie's deduction, the first axiom of cosmology is: survival is the most important and the first essence. But hundreds of years later, human beings unreasonably chose fraternity, and the result was-< P > "You made the choice we predicted." Naoko sneered and said, "Don't blame yourself. The fact is that people chose you and chose this ending. Of all mankind, you are the only one who is innocent. "

Let's not talk about other people, the Virgin, or the three-person man. Let's just talk about Luo Ji, an ordinary man, who was ordered twice in times of crisis and saved the whole mankind by himself. However, "a cunning rabbit dies, a good dog cooks; High birds are exhausted, and good bows are hidden; The enemy country is broken, the adviser is dead, and the world is set. I will cook. " Luo Ji's life, is how many China good minister seeks the end-result!

Do you think of those Li Yunlong who shed their blood in the war, but pulled out their guns and killed themselves in peacetime?

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