Tell some jokes.

A letter to my father was written by a man named Jiang. He drew a circle around all the words he couldn't write. One day, his father was ill, and Jiang wrote a letter: Dear Lao: I heard that you gave birth to a baby. You should take good care of it and don't get sick casually! Your dear son: Jiang Xiaoling's father received this letter and asked his neighbors to read it. The neighbor thought Ling was an egg and read aloud, "Dear old egg, I heard that you laid an egg. You should take good care of your eggs and don't lay them casually! Your dear son: When Jiang heard this, his father fainted. 2. Classic classroom jokes. The first one: in high school, the whole school must wear school uniforms, and some repeat students never wear them. The teacher in charge of this field squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate didn't wear a school uniform and asked him why he didn't wear it. This classmate was furious and said, my mother is not dead. Why should I wear mourning clothes? Second, an art teacher is famous. A newspaper has a large-scale report with photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, some classmates always told me that you are really good, and you have published photos in the newspaper ..." A student: "Looking for you?" From then on, the art teacher refused the student to take art classes. The third time: in Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the question, and the classmate was in a daze and could not speak. The teacher said helplessly, "Will you?" I won't scream either! "classmate:" zhi-. "The teacher is sweating. Fourth: the senior high school entrance examination is coming soon. One day in geography class, the teacher reported a place name on it. Let's answer the local minerals. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked, "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The boys in the class said in unison: "Jiangnan has beautiful women! Fifth, in junior high school, a biology teacher once talked about the ecological environment on the African grassland, but no one in the class listened, so he got angry and said, "You all look at me! How can you know what African wildcats look like if you don't look at me? "Sixth: In an advanced mathematics class, the teacher asked my brother," Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus? " The man deserted at that time, so he shouted without thinking: "No cavities!" " "The whole class burst into laughter. Seventh: In biology class, the teacher said, "In fact, weasels don't eat chickens. The scientists did an experiment. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what the next day is? " The classmate chimed in: "Is the chicken pregnant?" Eighth: Senior three, the geometry teacher is an old lady, who likes to brag and hates it. One day in class, he said, "I am highly valued by the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study the problem together, and I pick up the car every time. " I accidentally asked, "Three rounds?" As a result, I was banned from geometry class for a week. Ninth: In high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman in her fifties) thought that we boys wouldn't listen, so she cursed, "What are you thinking?" I was at a loss and said inexplicably, "I miss you!" " "There was a long silence in the classroom, but a pair of frightened eyes were looking at me. The teacher stayed for a while, then pointed at me and cursed: "you smelly rascal!" " "Illegal! Tenth: In high school, I had my first labor class. The teacher was an old man and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I immediately had a brainwave and immediately replied: "Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, there are countless mountains. "The whole class laughed, the teacher was livid, and then I was punished for heavy work.