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Plain is the hardest thing.

Plain is like a bowl of soup in front of ordinary people. I want to add some seasoning after drinking for a long time, whether it is spicy or sour.

The plain is bumpy and moving; Like a cake in front of idle people. Because I was in a hurry to eat and swallow safely, I forgot what it smelled like.

It's as plain as a steamed bun in front of rich people. When you want to give up tossing, it will give you stability; Let you relax and nourish your stomach

The word insipid is really good, and it makes people feel clear and warm after reading it. In front of people in different situations, it is as nourishing as soup. The first time I thought of the feeling brought by dullness, I wanted two small poems.

The first song is Bian's Broken Chapter.

You stand on the bridge and watch the scenery.

The landscape man is watching you upstairs.

The bright moon decorated your window.

You decorated other people's dreams.

At that time, I listened to the radio at midnight. There is a "financial night reading" on the financial channel at eleven o'clock every night. Moderator (Liu Jing; Enron), every time the opening remarks are read out by Mr. Bian Zhilin, it will bring me a lot of feelings every time, especially after the dead of night, traffic and feasting.

The last part of this poem depicts a picture of tourists looking at the scenery during the day. Although it is written about "seeing the scenery", the pen and ink do not splash on the description of the scenery, but inadvertently reveal the bridges, buildings, tourists, and the running water, cruise ships and shore willows that can be inferred from it ... It is like a faint ink painting, leaving the vague background for readers to imagine, and the focus of the picture falls on the people standing on the bridge and upstairs watching the scenery.

"You" who "stood on the bridge and watched the scenery" was obviously ecstatic when facing the beautiful scenery in front of him. From the side comparison, it can be seen that he didn't notice that "the people watching the scenery upstairs were watching you". What is intriguing is that the upstairs person who obviously came to see the scenery boarded the tall building. What he saw in his eyes was not the scenery, but the "you" who stood on the bridge to see the scenery. Why don't people upstairs look at you and see the scenery? What deeply fascinated those eyes and touched that heart? How many such encounters, love at first sight, fleeting on the journey of life, unforgettable?

When time moves to the moonlit night. People on the bridge and upstairs returned to their resting place with their own satisfaction and deficiency. But who would have thought that in this silence, people's emotional investment during the day was unconsciously rewarded.

The second song comes from a couplet in "Story of the Deep Window": "Don't insult, look at the flowers in front of the court; I have no intention of staying long. I hope the sky is full of clouds. " The earliest source is Caigen Tan.

This sentence means that when people do things, they can be as ordinary as flowers and flowers, and they can be calm; See if you want to keep the position, it can be unintentional. I also saw the author's broad-minded, contemptuous of fame and fortune, open-minded and cheerful personality.

Nowadays, with the continuous progress of society, people's burden is getting heavier and heavier, their spirit is getting more and more empty, and their thoughts are extremely impetuous. However, one of the shortcomings of the current civilized society is the growing separation between man and nature. At the expense of nature, the result is that people fall into the quagmire of the secular world and pursue external etiquette and material desires crazily. The temptation of money, the dispute of power and the ups and downs of the official sea are exhausting. Once what you want is difficult to achieve, once what you think is difficult to succeed, once your hopes are dashed and become a bubble, you will be lost, depressed and even discouraged. Therefore, a person should also have the ability to take life too lightly and let it go when life is hit hard.

In recent months, I have seen on the website that many people from all walks of life have returned to the countryside, some have started businesses, some have experienced life, and some have taken root in agriculture. Whether it's hype or pushers, I'm very infected. In this bizarre and gossipy society, we need such people to open up a new world for people with brain hypoxia and serious physical load.

Many people were moved by this simple, simple and yearning for freedom poem left by Haizi.

Facing the Sea With Spring Blossoms

Text/Haizi

From tomorrow on, I want to be a happy person;

Comb hair, chop wood and travel around the world.

From tomorrow on, I will care about food and vegetables.

Living in a house facing the sea, spring is blooming.

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This time, get close to the sun and rain, eat some organic vegetables, do some rough work, and temporarily leave the exhaust gas emitted by mobile phones and vehicles. Sad and free as a young woman, dressed as a Mori woman, I imagine a woman with fine features wearing a delicate and graceful jade bracelet with a wrist as clear as snow. She once walked through the downtown area, through the ancient town and across the field, quietly elegant and hidden into the world of mortals. Today, cooking with firewood and sleeping on a heatable adobe sleeping platform is a matter of "young people don't work hard, but the old people are sad", but only the city people know how delicious the big pot rice is. Hot heatable heatable adobe sleeping platform can remove moisture, so that people who sleep on it feel extremely stable and steadfast, relax wholeheartedly, and involuntarily slip into dreams in the quiet night like water. During the day, women can hedge and plant chrysanthemums in spring and paint in the fields in summer. If you like to watch the sunrise and get close to the oxygen in nature, wake up early! If you like watching stars, go to bed late and see how this starry sky is different from Van Gogh's. If you like reading and writing under the lamp, sitting there has put on a robe that is dark and cool at night, bathing your face under the dim landing light, and suddenly you feel as warm as ever. We are all dust under this lamp.

Looking at Mr. Tom in the mountains is also the day when the city people return to the countryside to plow. When people reach middle age, they will find a wooden house in the mountains, enclose land, plant vegetables, raise a circle of chickens and a sheep, and start rural life. Let the days return to nature without losing contact with the city. Instead of retiring to the countryside, take a step forward and take the initiative to choose a lifestyle.

The word "lifestyle" itself carries a little pride of "I have the right to choose my life, not being forced to make a living", which means that life has surpassed the level of "being alive" and "being alive" and put the pursuit of spirit and beauty in an important position. As a city person, it is actually a great luxury to farm in the countryside and refuse the prosperity and convenience of the city.

Urban people are clumsy and delicate, and wishful thinking about the romantic atmosphere of rural life will inevitably lead to many jokes. Use the labor in the field to cure the numbness developed in the city, because life itself is an interesting thing because of troubles. "Tom" in the title of the play is the name of the cat raised by this family. It bravely caught the mouse making trouble in the house. Although they were always harassed by naughty Tom, they finally lived happily together. The children solemnly buried the mouse under the tree and put up a wooden sign to treat all beings equally.

If you don't make a living by farming, but just want to be close to the land and exercise your bones and muscles like the people in the play, then this kind of work should give people a sense of happiness-from seeds to seedlings to real fruits. The fruits of labor bear the personal imprint of the creator, which is in sharp contrast with the anti-human urban assembly line.

In the play, the life of the city and the country is compared in a very limited plot, and it is quietly expressed that living in nature is the way to happiness.

The tranquility, simplicity and plainness of the countryside are loneliness, forgetfulness and precipitation that can withstand the big waves. Until now, there are still works in the literary world that can stand on the foundation of life. After tempering, it is still the material describing the countryside, recording the process of the inheritance and changes of time, people, history and culture, and precipitating the stories in the hearts of every generation. On the contrary, the city is a process of evaporation, fanaticism, fashion and fast pace. In the blink of an eye, things are different.

There is an amateur painter in the circle of friends, who is thriving with his middle age, life, family and hobbies. My husband is a professor in a famous school in Beijing, and my son was sent abroad to receive western education and culture since he was a child. A family of three is very busy. The amateur painter engaged in sports in his early years. I didn't expect people to suddenly want to pick up strokes after middle age. This sum is out of control, and the income from selling stone paintings, tea chess, cushions, scarves, canvas shoes and bags online is not bad. Recently, a course of cross-stone painting was also opened. She loves photography, cooking, painting and yoga. It can be said that after entering middle age, her life has become more and more delicate, brave, comfortable and happy, like a poem.

The amateur painter lives in the suburbs of Beijing. He can grow flowers and vegetables in the yard of a big house. There is a vine in the corner. Every summer, he will harvest crystal clear, fresh and juicy grapes. The spacious balcony at home is a botanical garden and a playground for a gray rabbit with big ears. Women who like literature and art, regardless of their age, like to enjoy quiet, comfortable and calm in a pleasant environment. Her home is more modern. Some furniture can clearly reflect the sense of superiority at home. She likes to take selfies, wearing a cotton and linen national style skirt, wearing beeswax or amber ornaments around her neck, and wearing her own hand-painted canvas shoes on her feet. She smiles sweetly, like a shy little girl hiding behind the camera.

The other is Sister Xiaowan, whom she met through Weibo. A family of three settled in Croatia. Her husband is a mixed-race businessman, so their daughter is a three-country mixed-race It is also a suburb; Foreign suburbs have vast land, and the greening environment is much better than that in China. Their house is like a big bungalow, and it is also a single-family bungalow abroad. She is humorous, Wen Ya, smart, tall and thin, and likes antiques. The items in the home are antique and pay attention to the artistic and environmental protection home style. She is serious and picky, as small as spoons, all of which are her favorite patterns. She burns wood and cooks at home to keep warm. I have nothing to do with dating my girlfriend. She prefers to pay attention to the style of pulling flowers when drinking coffee. She likes to share the wonderful things that happened in a day with her friends. Once, she said that she was going out for dinner, and she took a fancy to a bowl in a shop and wanted to take it away. A strange smile followed. As a result, the next day she received an identical bowl from a friend. She said it was a good thing that I was interested in bowls, not people (another strange smile). There are lush trees in the backyard. Sometimes, in good times, they will walk across the flat stone road and eat at the stone table under the tree. She will hang the broken wheel on the outer wall of her house and plant some flowers in it for the second time.

She will also have happiness and sadness. For the fallen leaves that can't be swept in front of the door after autumn. On Saturday morning, I will wake my daughter up from bed, get busy grooming and send her to kindergarten, only to remember that today is Saturday. Bella knows that when she speaks ill of Bella with her husband in Croatian dialect. She said with a wry smile that Bella would hear it in both Chinese and Croatian dialect, and there was no way to speak ill of her in the future.

You see, life is so contradictory and equally dull. Rich people like to live a simple and comfortable life like rich people, and rich people like to live a flashy and tense life like rich people. But for the record, the lives of the above two people are gentlemen.

No matter what kind of person you are in life, being plain is not the most terrible. For most people, ordinary days will accompany you for life. Life is so long, if you put your determination and dreams in it for a long time, you will feel no hurry, no pain, no itching. Even for those who have achieved great success, dullness is still the inseparable spiritual background of life.

Everyone should and can be a better person, willing to be ordinary and rejecting mediocrity. This is the whole meaning of efforts.

Dull is not mediocrity, neither eating nor wearing, but enjoying a slow life. As time went by, everything was quiet.

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