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1. I often tell myself not to hang myself on the 1 tree. As a result, I got lost in the Woods.

2. Confucius has fallen asleep. Please leave a message for Zhuangzi and leave me alone.

3. Have you heard the story that "the big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

Internet cafes tell us that time is money. 5. Life is like an angry bird. If it fails, some pigs will always laugh at it.

6. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me. 7. If my leaving can make you happy, I'd better not leave you.

8. Although I am not a bachelor, I am a diamond Li Laoqi.

9. The moonlight is bright in front of the window, and there are piles of mysteries. Raise your head and play calmly, lower your head and ask Fiona Fang! .

10. Me: Teacher, I want to ask for leave. Teacher: Why? Me: Because I have a fever tomorrow.

1 1. The doctor said I was short of vitamins. It seems that I have to dry all the rabbits and protect the carrots.

12. It's not the burden on your shoulders that breaks you down, but the way you carry it.

13. Now it's time to take a bath and get up persistently.

14. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

15. If you like a girl, buy her something to eat. If you gain weight, it's yours.

16. The sun shines in the sky. Flowers smile at me. You can't tell me: grass, grass, grass!

17. Don't think of yourself as a vegetable, you are just an onion #

18. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

19. If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather, you should hang up.

20. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.