Riddles and jokes

1. There were ten birds, and one was killed. Why don't others fly away?

The others are ostriches.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

He's aiming.

3. What is the narrowest road?

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

4. Chocolate beat tomatoes. (smashing a dish)

Pepero

5. Xiaohong lost her student ID card. What should I do?

pick up

6. What is the relationship between your father's sister, sister's child, uncle's aunt's son's brother and you?

relationship

7. What sea has no water?

Cihai

8. A person is being chased. There is a river in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?

He passed out.

9. How long does it take to finish reading Tsinghua University?

Four seconds "Tsinghua University"

Eating with chopsticks is very popular.

Dialogue between a chicken and a duck; A chicken is talking to a duck.

10 1 got everything.

There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

It is against the principle that the sheep calls the eagle and the eagle picks up the phone and says "hello" (the sheep calls the eagle "hello")

Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

Why did the ancients lie on the ice for carp fish? Bing bing you Li

Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

What kind of road can't be taken? ... (answer: circuit)

Bobby's every move can't be separated from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this))

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. (Answer: To study)

5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7

7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)

8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horses, and only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to bolt? )

9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)

10. What is the most valuable thing missing? (answer: satellite)

1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)

12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

14. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the elderly)

15. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)

16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)

18. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg. )

2 1. Which race is backward? (answer: tug of war)

22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)

23. What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)

24. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)

25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)

26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year)

29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)

30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, where is the shadow of the earth)

3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he aimed)

34. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Diffuser)

36. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)

37. Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)

38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

39. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: The grade says, Don't read this article)

40. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon)

4 1. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)

42. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall) Agreed.

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What kind of road can't be taken? ... (answer: circuit)

Bobby's every move can't be separated from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this))

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. (Answer: To study)

5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7

7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)

8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horses, and only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to bolt? )

9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)

10. What is the most valuable thing missing? (answer: satellite)

1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)

12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

14. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the elderly)

15. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)

16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)

18. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg. )

2 1. Which race is backward? (answer: tug of war)

22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)

23. What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)

24. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)

25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)

26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year)

29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)

30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, where is the shadow of the earth)

3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he aimed)

34. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Diffuser)

36. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)

37. Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)

38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

39. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: The grade says, Don't read this article)

40. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon)

4 1. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)

42. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

Eating with chopsticks is very popular.

Dialogue between a chicken and a duck; A chicken is talking to a duck.

10 1 got everything.

There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

It is against the principle that the sheep calls the eagle and the eagle picks up the phone and says "hello" (the sheep calls the eagle "hello")