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The child stole a parrot from a prostitute's house. As soon as he entered the door, the parrot called, Move! Seeing his mother, he shouted: The boss has changed, too! Seeing his sister, he shouted, Miss has changed! Seeing his father, he shouted, I'm still an old customer! It is said that a lady bought a female parrot on a whim. I didn't expect to take it home. The first thing it said was, "Do you want to sleep with me?" When the lady heard this, she thought: No, outsiders thought I was teaching this, which didn't ruin my image as a lady. So she tried her best to give the parrot something elegant, but the mother parrot was very determined and would only say, "Do you want to sleep with me?" ..... What should I do? A bloody case caused by a pair of underwear is hilarious: a lecherous bull super Mary Jay Chou version of a beautiful spy seduces a prostitute. After the lady's claim failed, she heard that the priest had a parrot (male). Instead of swearing, the parrot was a devout believer and prayed most of the time every day. So the lady went to the priest for help. After understanding her purpose, the priest said with a slightly embarrassed face: "Well, it is very difficult. In fact, I didn't deliberately teach parrots anything. The reason why I am so pious may be that I have been edified here for a long time. " Seeing that the lady was very depressed, the priest said, "Tell you what, you bring me that parrot and I'll put them together.". I hope your parrot will be affected after a period of time. That's all I can do. Whether it works or not depends on God's will ... "This is what the lady can do. Isn't there a saying: near Zhu Zhechi? Just try it. So she took the parrot to see the priest. The priest put two parrots together as promised. At first, the female parrot was a little stiff. Seeing the male parrot in the corner of the cage and praying silently, I really can't bear to bother. But she still can't help herself. Finally, the clear voice said, "Do you want to sleep with me?" Hearing this, the male parrot stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, my wish of praying for so many years has finally come true …" Bird lovers especially like parrots. One day, he passed a bird shop and found a parrot being auctioned. Because of its beautiful fur, he decided to buy it, so he shouted, "I am willing to pay 10 dollars for this parrot." Then someone bid: "I am willing to pay 20 yuan dollars! "The bird lover didn't want to give the parrot away, so he called 30 yuan ... but another voice seemed to oppose him until the bird lover called 200 yuan ... The man was very happy to buy a parrot, but it suddenly occurred to him: I spent so much money on this parrot. If it can't talk, wouldn't I lose a lot? So he went to ask the boss, "boss ... can you talk? Then he heard the parrot shout, "Can't you talk?" " ! ? ! Who do you think was bidding to you just now? ! ? A man kept a parrot. The parrot was so strong that all the other birds in it were killed by it. Later, the master brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage. The host said, "Not this time. "But on closer inspection, the eagle died, and the parrot said naked," This grandson is really powerful, but he can't beat ya without taking off his arm. "A bird dealer has three parrots." A customer came to have a look, pointed to the first parrot and asked the price. "1000 yuan." The bird dealer said. The customer was surprised and said, "So expensive?" "Of course, because it can use Windows." "What about this?" The customer pointed to the second one. "2000, because you can use UNIX." "Oh, what about the third one?" "3000。 Will it ...? " The bird dealer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I don't know what it will be." He pointed to the first two parrots, "but they all call it' CTO'." A man was walking in the street and saw a businessman selling parrots. Seeing that the parrot was beautiful, he asked the businessman if the parrot could talk. The businessman said, "Of course! Don't believe it. You hold its right foot. " The man shook the parrot's right foot as he said. Only the parrot clearly said, "Hello! Hello! " The man was very happy. The businessman said, "Hold his left foot again." The man shook the parrot's left foot again, only to hear the parrot clearly say, "Goodbye, goodbye ..." The man was happier. He bought the parrot at once. After returning home, I will touch the parrot's left foot for a while and the parrot's right foot for a while in heaven. The parrot also obediently said: Goodbye. Hello. It suddenly occurred to him: What would it say if I put its two feet together? As soon as he grabbed the parrot's foot. Only the parrot said loudly, "xxxx! You want to throw me to death! ? One day, I had a whim and wanted to buy a talking one. It says "I'm not sick", "My foot is not hurt", "I'm not dead" and "I like lying like this", so I think this parrot has a lot of personality, so I bought it home ... For the next week, I taught this parrot to talk ... "Call Dad" and "Call Dad" every day, but it didn't respond. It only sleeps once a day and remains the same after two or three weeks. This angered me, so I threw it into the chicken cage to vent my anger ... When I went to see it the next day, I saw a parrot holding a chicken and saying "call dad" and "call dad" ... Little X went to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money. So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap? Vendor: My parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching for a long time. Up to now, I can only say one thing-"Who is it? "Little X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it. When he got home at night, he thought, "I won't be religious for you!" "So little X taught it to say something else all night. But in the morning, the parrot still just said, "Who is it? "So little X got angry and locked the door to go to work. After a while, a gas collector (Z for short) came. Little Z, "Knock, knock ..." (knocking at the door) Parrot: Who is it? Little z: gas inspector. Parrot: Who is it? Little z: gas inspector. Parrot: Who is it? Little z: gas inspector. In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth. Little x: yo ~! Who is this? I heard it in my room: the gas inspector. It is said that a chicken factory owner keeps a parrot. This guy is so smart that he can tell him everything. One day, the boss's friend came and the boss showed the parrot to his friend. He said, "Come on! Call uncle! "I didn't expect the parrot to bark. I tried it several times and it was still the same. The boss was angry at this moment, grabbed the parrot by the neck and shouted, "Call uncle! Call uncle! "Later, the boss friend couldn't wait any longer. The boss sent him out and came back to see that the parrot was gone. Wondering, I went to the chicken factory to have a look, hey! Why did the chicken die on the ground? He was surprised to find that his parrot was holding the neck of the last chicken and barking: "Call uncle! Call uncle! "Little X went to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money. So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap? Vendor: My parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching for a long time. Up to now, I can only say one thing-"Who is it? "Little X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it. When he got home at night, he thought, "I won't be religious for you!" "So little X taught it to say something else all night. But in the morning, the parrot still just said, "Who is it? "So little X got angry and locked the door to go to work. After a while, a gas collector (Z for short) came. Little Z, "Knock, knock ..." (knocking at the door) Parrot: Who is it? Little z: gas inspector. Parrot: Who is it? Little z: gas inspector. Parrot: Who is it? Little z: gas inspector. In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth. Little x: yo ~! Who is this? I heard it in my room: the gas inspector. Xiao X especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird walking market and found a parrot with a price of 30,000 yuan. Curious, he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive? Buyer: My parrot is very clever! I'll say anything. Little X bought it as soon as he heard that he was so clever. He was very happy when he came home at night. Just play with this parrot. X: I can walk parrot: X: I can walk parrot: X: I can run parrot: I can fly. A man kept a parrot, which was so powerful that all the other birds in it were killed by it. Later, the master brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage. The host said, "Not this time. "But on closer inspection, the eagle died, and the parrot said naked," This grandson is really amazing. If you don't take off your arm, you really can't beat Yating. "There is a bird lover who likes parrots very much. One day, he passed by a bird shop and found a parrot being auctioned inside. He decided to buy it because of its beautiful fur, so he shouted, "I am willing to pay 10 dollars for this parrot!" Then someone bid: "I am willing to pay 20 yuan dollars!" "The bird lover didn't want to give the parrot away, so he called 30 yuan ... but another voice seemed to oppose him until the bird lover called 200 yuan ... The man was very happy to buy a parrot, but it suddenly occurred to him: I spent so much money on this parrot. If it can't talk, wouldn't I lose a lot? So he went to ask the boss, "boss ... can you talk? Then he heard the parrot shout, "Can't you talk?" " ! ? ! Who do you think was bidding to you just now? ! ? !" A bird dealer has three parrots. A customer came to have a look, pointed to the first parrot and asked the price. "1000 yuan." The bird dealer said. The customer asked in surprise, "Is it so expensive?" "Of course, because it can use Windows." "What about this?" The customer pointed to the second one. "2000, because you can use UNIX." "Oh, what about the third one?" "3000。 Will it ...? " The bird dealer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I don't know what it will be." He pointed to the first two parrots. "But they call it CTO." A man was walking in the street and saw a businessman selling parrots. Seeing that the parrot was beautiful, he asked the businessman if the parrot could talk. The businessman said, "Of course! Don't believe it. You hold its right foot. " The man shook the parrot's right foot as he said. Only the parrot clearly said, "Hello! Hello! " The man was very happy. The businessman said, "Hold his left foot again." The man shook the parrot's left foot again, only to hear the parrot clearly say, "Goodbye, goodbye ..." The man was happier. He bought the parrot at once. After returning home, I will touch the parrot's left foot for a while and the parrot's right foot for a while in heaven. The parrot also obediently said: Goodbye. Hello. It suddenly occurred to him: What would it say if I put its two feet together? As soon as he grabbed the parrot's foot. Only the parrot said loudly, "xxxx! You want to throw me to death! ? "