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Crosstalk "fishing" lines

These lines are as follows:

Gao Yingpei, the fish you bought is different from the fish you caught. The fish you catch are big and small, all kinds of fish. The fish you bought is as big as Fan Zhenyu, isn't it, Gao Yingpei? The more you look at this fish, the more strange it becomes. Brother, your fish is as big as usual. By the way, grandma, this dial is as big as usual. It's called technology. We don't fish at all. I didn't tell you, but I closed my eyes and took one hundred and eighty.

No, big brother, don't buy this. In this sentence, he was in a hurry. Hey, grandma, how do you call it buying? I tell you, grandma, we have lived in the first hospital for so many years, and it is an old block. According to you, I am paraplegic, and you are wicked to me.

Fan Zhenyu, He and Gao Yingpei, his wife understood why she planted this big tree in this yard. She plans to make a record. Oh, grandma, don't say that. At this age, it's really not a place to talk.

How did you buy this? How did you get it? It was caught. It was caught. The father of the second son, don't worry, got caught. The fish may weigh more than two kilograms, so he took it away. This is a scam. It's over two kilograms, and four kilograms is still high. If you don't believe me, just ask, that's all. The shopkeeper asked me to have a rest. Fan Zhenyu bought it anyway.

In the early 1950s, Mr. Guo Rongqi, a cross talk master, created a cross talk "Fishing" based on a small joke circulating in Tianjin. In the early 1950s, it was adapted into counterpart crosstalk by crosstalk master Ma and Co-producer (recorded for the world).

1958, the famous crosstalk artists Gao Yingpei and Fan Zhenyu deeply adapted and re-created this passage, and released the classic version of crosstalk fishing (recorded on 1962).

The humorous language of fishing is close to life, satirizing people who love to talk big and don't do practical things in society, and it is still talked about.

Gao Yingpei? (1928-2002), a native of Tianjin, was named one of the top ten comedians in China in 1985. He is a member of the 8th CPPCC, Chinese Quyi Artists Association and China Association for Promoting Democracy. Representative works: against whom, lessons, unhealthy trends, everyone's research, fishing, etc. .

Fan Zhenyu (1927—2008) is a crosstalk performer. /kloc-in 0/950, he took Ban Degui as his teacher, specializing in singing and dancing. After graduation, he joined Quyi in Heping District of Tianjin. 1979, he and Gao Yingpei were transferred to the All-China Federation of Trade Unions. His main works are Fishing, Who Are Against, Unhealthy Wind, Lessons, Everyone is Happy,