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Eat hot pot and make friends in rainy days.

You can never wake a person lying in bed, but hot pot can.

2. Eat hot pot with Zhou Xiao.

I'll rinse and you eat.

4. You and the hot pot are not allowed to be absent on a beautiful little day.

5. Hot pot is not enough, fresh and good beef.

6. I know diarrhea every time I eat hot pot. Immortality is one of my …

7. The sunshine in early autumn is warm but not dazzling. Playground when it rains, desk covered with books, stone road covered with gold leaves, small rooftop with warm sunshine, small bed in dormitory and small hot pot. These are probably my universities.

8. You are the kind of comfortable relationship that can make me eat hot pot all my life.

9. What should I do if I don't eat hot pot, rice noodles, mala Tang, barbecue, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, roast duck cake and beef noodles in winter? What fat can I lose?

10. I want to eat barbecue, hot pot, cold rice noodles, spicy strips, all spicy things ... unfortunately ... I'm not happy.

1 1. I love this steaming world.

12. On snowy days, you should stay at home, eat hot pot, look at the snow outside the window and sleep in bed.

13. I didn't copy it. I just want to continue cooking.

14. Return the song to the night, the road to the destination, the fruit to the seed, and the hot pot to me.

15. It's cold, and you have to eat hot pot to keep warm. I suggest everyone shout extra spicy, medium spicy is like eating hair blood.

16. Eat hot pot in the air-conditioned room on rainy days, eat iced watermelon and yogurt after meals, and watch TV series.

17. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

18. The best experience in my life, I took the train poetically in a spring, read Ye Saining's poems and Borges' poems, and ate hot pot with her in winter, but these wonderful experiences have passed away.

19. People who can always accompany you to eat hot pot must be people who understand you; People who can treat you to hot pot must be of the same kind.

20. Milk tea with hot pot will become a weekend on Tuesday.

Eat hot pot and make friends in rainy days. What if you are thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.

22. There is no time when hot pot is not suitable for eating. It rains in winter and snows every day. Eating hot pot is not too cool.

23. It snows in Beijing ~! However, for foodies, snowy days are the same as eating hot pot ~!

24. I just want to eat cake and hot pot. You have to make up a complete reason ~

25. This weather is suitable for staying with people you like, eating hot pot, drinking hot milk tea, hugging, listening to the sunset and smoking afterwards.

26. Hot pot, barbecue, beer and food are indispensable for three musketeers.

27. Eating hot pot makes me happy. Eating hot pot with you will double your happiness.

28. Friends who come to see me are all foodies.

29. There will be times when you don't want to eat. It's cold. I want to eat hot pot, rice noodles and mala Tang to warm myself up. When the weather is hot, I want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and my appetite is amazing.

30. There will be times when you don't want to eat. When the weather is cold, I want to eat hot pot, rice noodles and mala Tang to warm myself up.

3 1. I want to eat hot pot, boiled fish and pickled fish as soon as the weather is cold. Kill me, I just gained weight again! ! ! !

32. I like hot pot too much. I should have been a pot in my last life.

33. Life needs two hours of ceremony preparation, two hours of eating, the first time to eat hot pot rinse chicken, super delicious, and my special sesame sauce.

34. Cook a pot until the end of time.

35. Nothing can't be solved by a hot pot. If there are, then two.

36. The world is not worth it, but my food is worth it.

37. What is old? The hot pot is still rolling, the coke is still bubbling, and you are still by my side.

38. It's sad that I can't make an appointment when I travel. Forget it. I have been stood up several times in a row. The question is, when I go to Sichuan, will I eat hot pot alone?

39. Winter is coming, which is a good season to eat hot pot. Prepare a pot and invite three or five friends to eat together!

40. I miss you more than going to eat hot pot in snowy days.

Eat hot pot and make friends in rainy days. The third sentence is 4 1. Say to lose weight, the weather is cold, say to eat hot pot.

42. I like hot pot barbecue. I was a hot pot in my last life.

43. I eat hot pot and you eat hot pot bottom material.

44. Just eat some hot food in winter.

45. It is very warm today. I am very satisfied with my life. I just eat hot pot and bask in the sun with my good friends. I did three things at the same time.

46. If you are unlucky, no matter where you sit when you eat hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

47. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

48. Hot pot can see the future, but life is full of unknowns.

49. Rainy days are suitable for doing many things, such as drinking, playing cards and mahjong, missing, watching movies, eating hot pot, sleeping and walking in the rain with an umbrella. ...

50. You are sunny in the south, and I am cold and snowy in the north; If I can catch a cold in time, I will put on those thick autumn trousers, stretch my waist and eat a hot pot.

5 1. I finally got the curry hot pot I've been thinking about for a long time, and I'm in a particularly good mood at the thought of tomorrow weekend.

52. Don't be too cold to eat hot pot in an air-conditioned room in summer.

53. There are poems and books in the belly and hot pot in the belly.

54. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and tell yourself that this is an illusion. The best winter is to eat hot pot with people you like.

55. Eating hot pot is a must for Sichuanese! It is really a happy thing for a family to eat hot pot around it in winter.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

57. I have been scalding for three minutes, but I always insist on eating hot pot.

58. I have a bitter taste I want to eat a lot of inedible things, all kinds of hot pots, all kinds of barbecues, and instant-boiled mutton noodles dipped in sauce. Xinjiang yogurt saute spicy chicken is a spicy taboo, which is chilling ... really melancholy.

59. I want to eat hot pot in winter, hot pot in summer, hot pot in cold weather and hot pot in the evening!

60. Eat hot pot on snowy days. Just right. It snows in my city. I wonder if it snows in your city.

Excerpted from the circle of friends who got stuck in traffic jams on rainy days in 2022.

On the circle of friends with traffic jams in rainy days in 2022 (I) 1. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

Excuse me, where is the restaurant, but it is blocked at the toll gate.

3. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

The traffic jam is serious when I go home during the New Year. It was blocked for more than three hours, and there were teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

6. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There is never a traffic jam on the expressway. Last night's pothole concert dragged on to this moment's high-speed train, and I felt that I didn't find anything.

When I came home this evening, it was raining and there was a traffic jam on the road. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

9. It is difficult to get on the bridge, and it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead is blocked strictly. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

10. It's not easy to go home, it's ok, and I cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

1 1. People are on the road, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so it is too difficult for me.

12. Every morning, at the gate of the ice crystal, you go out in traffic jams. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

13. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, your beard is long and dense. Very handsome. You left it for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

14. Drive away, blocking the dog at high speed, and the road is cold in cold weather. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

15. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

16. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

17. The cold snow river enters the night and watches the sunrise at high speed.

18. This car is blocked, which is even more blocked than gamblers!

19. The traffic lights ahead are blocked into a pot and sticky. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

20. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

Talking about the circle of friends with traffic jams in rainy days in 2022 (2)1. Going home for the New Year, the biggest change is that there are more and more cars. Small markets in our village are very congested, and little sheep is the best.

22.? Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

23. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

24.? Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

25. The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams in my life!

26.? A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

27. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

28. It will clear up after a long trip home.

29. Traffic jams have many inconveniences, which make people upset and irritable, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

30. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

3 1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

32. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers turned off the engine directly!

33. I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

35. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

36. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

37. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, the weather is blocked.

38. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together. ?

39. There's a traffic jam, and I'm going to faint from urinating. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

40. Traffic jams are not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is uncomfortable to hold your urine.

I hate rainy days. Beautiful sentences for friends.

I hate rainy days, or I will tell my mother that you stole my hand.

What a magical spring rain. Both hazy and clear. It covers everything with an ethereal gauze and washes everything fresh and bright.

It was raining when you went out today. The oncoming wind can already feel the arrival of autumn. It is very busy and will come soon.

4. Going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or when the rain stops, it becomes boiled fish!

Rain is the most common and lasts for three or two days. Don't be upset. You see, like cow hair, like a flower needle, like a filament, densely woven diagonally, and there is a thin layer of smoke on the roof.

6. Listening to the crackling rain, I got up and walked to the window, and the rain came through the window. I once heard the lyrics of a song saying ... people always encounter rain when they break up!

7. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof with you.

8. It's not terrible for you to walk alone on rainy days. The terrible thing is that there is wind and rain dancing around you! I think it's too much!

9. Rainy days, drizzle, gentle as silk, add more sadness.

10. Everything is quiet, the noise sinks into the water of the city, everything flows away, only the sound of falling rain.

1 1. There is no road that I hate to take in rainy days.

12. It's easy to remember and miss when it rains. It's easy to listen to music and feel lonely in rainy days. On rainy days, it is easy for people to count the roads they have traveled with their truest thoughts.

13. Another rain fell, which washed away the dust in the downtown area and smoothed the inner noise.

14. I woke up from a nightmare and heard the sound of rain outside. It turned out to be raining. The air in the room is so thin that I can't breathe. That was the first time I hated rainy days.

15. Zhang Ailing said: The sound of rain is like living by a stream. I'd rather it rains every day, thinking that you won't come because of it. 32. A fool always likes to say: It's raining when he is moved.

16. Autumn rain is a key. It is cool and gentle, gently, gently, and opens the door of autumn when you are not paying attention.

17. On rainy days, I suddenly want to go out in the rain to wake up.

18. Rain falls from the sky like ten thousand pieces of silver, and rows of drained water drops fall from the eaves like a beautiful bead curtain.

19. Who dotes on love with soft rain, who ties his heart with feelings in the rain, holding hands only to show the touch of this life, and embracing each other affectionately only to wait for love without regrets.

20. Listening to the crackling rain outside the window, it seems that the world is quiet.

2022 hates rainy days, and beautiful sentences are sent to friends circle (2)1. It hasn't rained for a long time, and the arrival of Haiyan finally fell today. Some people say it's easy to sleep in rainy days, some people say it's easy to play cards in rainy days, some people say it's so sad in rainy days, and sad people keep thousands of green silk for Iraqis.

22. I like to let my hair loose in rainy days, which is more atmospheric!

23. Maybe before, we watched the typhoon side by side and found it exciting. Now, no matter how little it rains, I feel sad.

24. How many times I walked in the rain, the dust on the road smelled of love and breathed the silence in the rain. A person, ignorant, standing at the crossroads, remembering the pictures of meeting each other in my hazy eyes, remembering the days in the rain with you. It's easy to meet, but I'm leaving in a blink of an eye and I can't find it anymore.

I like rainy days, but I hate them on the way to work? Summary: I hate going to work.

26. The most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

27. I can never remember your smiling face. I only remember that the peach trees in that year were full of flowers in the last life, and they were blown all over the sky by the spring breeze, which was as beautiful as rain. Even your smiling face in the rain has become salty and fragrant.

28. Spring rain, like ox hair, like a needle, like a filament, is densely woven diagonally. Autumn rain shines all over the sky like a pearl, fluttering and swaying.

29. I like rainy days because others can't tell whether it is rain or tears.

30. It's going to rain, and sadness is beginning to gather! It's going to rain, and I'm beginning to doubt myself!

3 1. The thin rain flower, like a floating fog, is white, gently kissing people's faces and slightly itching; And gently wet the clothes. Umbrellas are like sails, floating and sinking in the rain; Also like big wings, the southeast and northwest are boundless, drifting around because of the wind.

Because I hate rainy days, I love to nest in cafes on cloudy days.

33. I like rain because it is very comfortable. I like rain because I am happy. I like rain because it is as sad as me.

34. Suddenly, a flash of lightning tore the sky white, followed by a series of muffled thunder. After the muffled thunder, raindrops as big as copper coins poured down like blankets.

35. It's raining hard, and it's raining in Mao Mao! Can't stop me from missing your heart! It's raining, I miss you!

36. Autumn rain always brings a bleak feeling. "It's raining on the plane leaves", a poem of seven words, depicts a picture of autumn rain. After reading this poem, a sense of desolation arises spontaneously. The autumn rain dripped and washed away the summer heat. Autumn rain does not necessarily represent desolation, but also represents harvest. You see, in the autumn rain, the fruits are ripe and fragrant; In the rice field, the golden waves are turning, and the cabbage and cucumber are ripe. Autumn rain also reminds me of graceful girl Li Qingzhao and "girl in white" Liu Yong. ...

37. It rained on banana leaves for several nights. I am waiting for tears to remind you who you love.

38. The continuous rainy weather seems endless.

39. The moment a meteor cuts through the sky is beautiful, but only the sky knows the pain in beauty.

40. I really hate this weather, whether it rains or not.

Go to Chengdu to eat hot pot in 2022 and send humorous sentences to friends circle.

Go to Chengdu to eat hot pot and make friends circle in 2022 (I) 1. The first frost came and the fish fell asleep. Clear lake has withered lotus leaves and white reeds. Old people and children gathered around the stove, and the whole family went into battle to rinse hot pot. May friends at the beginning of frost have a happy family, eat, drink and enjoy a happy life!

2. Hot pot barbecue, a food that kills time and patience, can only be eaten with the people you love most.

3. The hot pot is delicious in half, and the mutton is in the sky.

4. Life is alive, the word hot pot.

It's strange that someone is fishing at the bottom of the sea, but I'm not.

6. The first cup of milk tea in winter and the first hot pot in the first snow will never catch up with others' first meal.

7. Eat a hot pot at noon, let yourself enjoy the delicious food brought by hot pot and bring a relaxed feeling to work!

8. There are four seasons and distant places in this world, as well as ideals and hot pot.

9. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

10. I eat hot pot and you eat hot pot bottom material.

1 1. Two little girls ate slightly spicy mala Tang for dinner, and agreed to eat rice noodles at noon tomorrow. They disliked how dirty and poisonous the bottom of the hot pot was, and they wouldn't eat it if others treated them.

12. There is no time when hot pot is not suitable for eating. It rains in winter and snows every day. Eating a hot pot is not cold, nor is eating hot pot in an air-conditioned room in summer.

13. The secret of keeping happy is to eat hot pot.

14. It's strange that someone fishes at the bottom of the sea, but no one fishes for me.

15. Eat delicious food in your stomach and keep lovely people in your heart.

16. I wanted to eat spicy incense pot, hot pot, mutton kebabs and all kinds of delicious food, but I only ate a bunch of potatoes.

17. Return the song to the night, the road to the destination, the fruit to the seed, and the hot pot to me.

18. The temperature dropped suddenly. It is cold, suitable for eating hot pot, and the warm breath is the warmest.

19. You watched me eat spicy hot pot, and I don't know whether it was spicy that made me blush or my heart beat.

20. I miss you more than going to eat hot pot in snowy days.

2022 Go to Chengdu to eat hot pot and make friends circle (Part II) 2 1. I really want to take you out to watch me eat hot pot in such a cold day.

22. Winter is really suitable for two people to go out to play together, go to the Christmas market, soak in hot springs, go to amusement parks and eat hot pot together.

23. Love can be talked about slowly, and hot pot can be eaten while it is hot.

24. Milk tea with hot pot will become a weekend on Tuesday.

It is necessary to eat hot pot in cold weather, and lobster slices are appetizers when the hot pot is not open.

26. I love hot pot, and hot pot loves me!

27. I may have been the bottom of hot pot in my last life! Why else do I love hot pot so much, hahaha!

28. I really want to eat barbecue, mala Tang, barbecue, delicious food and hot pot.

29. Eat hot pot! The happiest thing is to eat hot pot with my family! Fat is fat! Happiness is the most important thing!

Eating hot pot makes me happy, and I am twice as happy today.

3 1. There are poems and books in the belly and hot pot in the belly.

32. Winter is coming. Go to the movies and eat hot pot with people you like.

33. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, eat enough and wear warm clothes; Choose to eat hot pot in summer and eat a tune; In summer, I choose to go to Thailand to eat hot pot, and I eat passionately. Learn to change, just like tigers don't eat pigs here.

34. Life takes two hours to prepare for the ceremony, two hours to eat, the first time to eat chicken in hot pot, which is super delicious, and my special sesame sauce.

Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

36. I have bitter taste. I want to eat a lot of inedible things, all kinds of hot pots, all kinds of barbecues, and instant-boiled mutton noodles dipped in sauce. Xinjiang yogurt saute spicy chicken, all of which are spicy taboos, and all of which are cold ... It's really sad.

37. If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

38. I like eating hot pot so much that I felt like a pot in my last life.

On a hot day, I just want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and my appetite is amazing.

40. I didn't like hot pot before, but now I want to eat it as long as it rains or the weather is a little cold. I think maybe I just like doing nothing.