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How many dreams does guarding sweetheart have?

◆ The same is the first sentence. Finally, there is a photo of a black cat on Yameng wall! The author is predicting that these dreams will become official competitions ~ ~

◆? In the sentence 1, Yameng rummaged through her pockets, looking for eggs to protect her sweetheart. Yameng blushed and looked like a hug from the side.

◆ In the cartoonNo. 1, after Yameng fell into the pit, several fights were among them, and Yameng just jumped into several fights! No ~ it should be sitting! However, the way of sitting, er, really makes people feel ~ ~

◆? In the third sentence, Doudou holds the last green egg left by Yameng in his hand. When Yameng grabbed it, they accidentally fell down (before falling, their faces were very close, and at this moment, they were moved by each other), and peas pressed on Yameng (close to kissing)

◆? What about the fourth sentence? When Doudou broke Yameng's tart, he saw Yameng crying, so he came to apologize to Yameng. When he left, he lied and told Yameng his secret. As a result, he bit Yameng's ear.

◆? In animation 10, Tsukiyomi ikuto accidentally put Sue in the trunk of a motorcycle because of a prank. Yameng didn't find Susie, thinking that she would see Susie when she went home. At this time, several people who were fighting appeared and told Yamoussou where it was.

◆ 12 sentence, Yameng got lost at home (road idiot ...) and heard the sound of several pipes. I saw several barrels playing the piano in the park. Then after several fights, Yameng was found. It stopped. Then I told Yameng: This is a secret between you and me. ...

◆? In the sentence 18, Doudou said to Wei: I'm not just staring at the lock. Then I glanced at Yameng (also eyeing Yameng ~). Later, when I left, I vaguely said "goodbye, Yameng ~ ~" to Yameng? 2 1 sentence, Yameng almost fell and there were several fights. Still holding her to save the guardian sweetheart kidnapped by the second-class hall, and also helping her block the attack ... She also carefully remembered Yameng's words about not destroying the bad guys ~ ~

In 23 words, Ji saw Yameng looking for her way, so she abandoned her classmates, went forward to show her the way and took her for a while. Meanwhile, Yameng asks about Hall Two. Maggie and Xiaolan are telling Yameng, "How about being an embryo or an adult?" "An adult?" ..... At this time, several people who were fighting took Yameng's face and said very kindly and anxiously, "The so-called adult refers to the greatest person who resurrected the society ... There must be some trap for you to go ..." Doo Doo was very close to Yameng, so it can be seen that Doo Doo cared about Yameng (it should be love to say) ~ ~ (Doo Doo close-up) "It is possible to be caught and eaten ..." It can be seen that there were several fights. In an instant, Yameng arrived at her destination, and Ji Du quietly left … and helped Yameng move reinforcements ~ ~

◆? 26 words, several fights and heroic injuries. Yameng heard others' comments and talked about cats. She sensitively thought of several fights, looked for him everywhere, saw several fights in an alley, and wiped their wounds with a handkerchief. Several fighters deliberately said, "It hurts." After hearing tKISS, Yameng was a little flustered, and then several fights took the opportunity to hug Yameng. The distance between them is very close. Like kissing, Yameng was nervous and blushed. Later, several fights were all on Yameng's legs, "with knees as pillows." Doudou tricked Yameng into taking her home by cutting corners, but took Yameng to an amusement park that was about to be demolished. They also sat together in a "coffee cup". Yameng also told Dou about his "external image" (he never told anyone), and Dou said Yameng "You are so strong." Yameng asked him why he didn't play anything, and he said, "It doesn't matter. It's enough to sit here and watch you. "

◆? In 29 words, Bai Song challenged Yameng and blew off their ice cream when they came. Finally, Yameng and Bai Song came out with a bag of ice cream and said, "Here? Compensation. " Then she hugged Yameng on the spot and said, "How heartless! We are not good enough, can we go to the amusement park for a date in the middle of the night? " (Yameng blushes) Bai Song says to himself, "What?" ? Opening your mouth and closing your mouth are all Asian dreams! It's never been possible to make a few fighting girls care so much (referring to dreams) ... "

◆? In the 33rd sentence, Yameng's fancy wristband has four symbols for guarding sweetheart, and the other is a necklace symbol of several battles ~ ~ (fully explaining how dreamy the ending is ~).

◆? Also in the 33rd sentence, Yameng accidentally fell into Doudou's arms, and then Wei Shi came. Doudou ate an ice cream with Yameng in front of Wei Shi. (indirect kissing ~ ~). He said to Wei Shi, "Wei Shi, is that all right?" I ate your favorite vanilla ice cream and Yameng. " (PS: Doudou and Yameng both like chocolate ~ ~ ~)

◆? In 38 words, Yameng's lock was taken away by the people of the Resurrection Society, and it was taken back after several fights. Then several buckets approached Yameng with locks (to be precise, they were put on with their fingers), walked beside Yameng, and put their fingers into Yameng's chest. Yameng didn't resist ... (Ah ... I don't know how many buckets have privacy to touch Yameng ... Pia. Where do you want to go! ) Two people entered another time and space through the lock and key. Generation K said in the stargazing hall that the lock and key were slowly approaching. Later, when Doudou returned the lock to Yameng, Yameng asked what happened just now. Doudou watched Yameng for a long time before saying, "Who knows?"

In the 49th sentence, Yameng sang along with several violins involuntarily. Some violins are broken, and the owner of the musical instrument store said they were her girlfriends when they were repaired ~

◆? In 5 1 year, I heard that Yameng was trapped by the Resurrection Society in his name, and Ji Du immediately came to save Yameng. Both of them were hit by smoke bombs. After the fog cleared, they found that Ji was holding elegant dreams. I fell down because I was so tired. In the process of falling, I held Yameng tightly in order to protect Yameng! (My hormones! ! ! )

◆53 words, it's raining, Yameng goes home. Yameng dreamed of hiding from the rain in a park and met several fights. Then Yameng began to recall some fragments about the two ...?

54 words, when Ma Nami attacked Amon, several dodgy fights almost ran out, and his eyes were so nervous. ...

◆60 words, when I watch TV at home for breakfast, I say that Libra will have a good relationship ... When I want to confess to someone, I think of several fights. When I was divined by my classmate (Xiaoli) ...), my classmate said that there were two things I wanted ... one was a few battles, and the other was secular ... (exciting ...).

◆? 65 words, DuDu became very weak because of the fiddle tampered with by the Resurrection Society. Tsukiyomi ikuto got the dreamer in the chaos ... Yameng was about to ask clearly when his father came in. In desperation, Yameng was lying in bed with DuDu (completely blindfolded). Then Yameng always wants to fight when playing with the guardian outside. On his way home at night, he passed by the snapper barbecue shop and didn't forget to hit some chocolate lovers (bought for him ...). When Yameng came home, he found no one, thinking that several fights were over, pretending not to care. When he opened the closet to put his clothes on, Yameng jumped on Yameng, who just hugged him ~ I was very happy to see some fighting people wake up ~ and then I ate snapper roast.

◆? In the 67th sentence, Zhong Yameng has been depressed because of the disappearance of DuDu, which obviously shows that she cares about DuDu and sees DuDu in her dream. Dudu said to her, "Your sleep is more lovely than expected." As soon as this sentence was finished, Yameng woke up and was still at school.

◆? In the 74th sentence, Doudou went to Yameng's house again. When Yameng woke up in the morning, he said "good morning" to several fights in the same bed (I'm used to it ~) (and when recalling yesterday's scene, Yameng picked him up and helped him home without saying anything) ... Wei came to Yameng's house and heard that Wei told Yameng to give him a gift ... His eyes became reluctant ... When Wei Shi confessed to Yameng, he was in a bad mood for several fights .. (Maybe Yameng asked Doudou if there was anyone he liked. Doudou said in a very gentle and ambiguous tone, "I do, it's you." After two seconds, you can see that several fighters are thinking quickly and seriously. As a result, Yameng didn't believe it, hit a few times and said, "I don't like liars." Then Doudou said: Is it like a child crying wolf? "(Children who cry wolf are always lying at ordinary times, but when the wolf really comes, no one believes it. ) So that is to say, although Doudou always jokes with Yameng, no one will believe him when he really tells the truth. Moreover, in the animation, several fights are represented by Yameng's side ... In the cartoon, several fighters have been holding Yameng's waist! ~ ~ There is another scene in the cartoon: Doudou puts his foot into Yameng's bed, but Yameng opposes it. Doudou also said to him, "Didn't you gently take my temperature yesterday?" "There is a scene in the cartoon where Yameng looks at Doudou's sleeping face and snickers ~ Before they go to bed, Doudou also says,"? Grow up quickly. "I can see that several fights like Yameng very much. I hope Yameng will grow up quickly and understand the meaning of several fights.

In 97 words, Yameng understood the painstaking efforts of several struggles and said with tears: How uncomfortable and sad it is to hurt a person, and his heart will be scarred, so what if? If several fights are aimed at hurting others, then he doesn't know how broken and scarred he is. This proves that she fully understands the battle and expresses their touching feelings to the fullest. And Yameng seems to be crying so sad for the first time ~ ~

100 words, Yameng hugged a few dozen, very loving. Yameng hugged several fighters and said that she would hug them all and shed tears for him ... (Wow! )

◆ 10 1 year, Doudou saved Yameng. When Doudou was holding Ya Meng, Doudou said, "Now it's my turn to protect you." Yameng blushed.

102, several fights kissed Yameng's face, and her square eyes turned into stars. It can be seen that the box also supports several dreams

◆ In the word 1 10, Tsukiyomi ikuto sent an email to Yameng, which was secretly taken while sleeping. This is the clearest one so far! So, even Tsukiyomi ikuto learned to match several dreams! The point is, Yameng blushed to death when she saw the picture.

◆ In the words of 1 12, Doudou called Yameng and talked about the words "kiss" and "hug", which shows what Doudou means to Yameng and how close they are. Yameng stammered and blushed. If it were anyone else, there would have been a "crossroads", which shows that Ya Meng is also interesting for several fights. Moreover, in the dialogue with Yameng, Ji Du completely "guessed" Yameng, which shows his understanding of Yameng. ?

124 sentence, after Lihua pointed to the "coffee cup", Yameng immediately remembered the scene where he and Ji were sitting in the "coffee cup" in 26 sentences, and whispered a sentence "Ji Du ..." In retrospect, Yameng never forgot Ji Du and kept thinking about him!

◆ 126, at the end, Yameng went home to sleep and found himself running over a person! She lifted the quilt and saw that it was a few fights! A few fights are back ~ ~!

◆ At the end of the cartoon, Ya germinated several fights and kissed Ya Meng.

◆ When introducing several fights in 1 14, the people inside said, "How will his relationship with Yameng develop?" Ow ~ ~

◆ In the 48 words in the cartoon "Guarding Sweetheart", Yameng said, "At that time, I didn't know when to live in my heart ..." (What does this mean? That means Yameng already cares about a few fights ~ ~ ~

◆ When guarding Sweetheart II, the flop of the middle illustration is to play a few games first! (official website is hinting at what this dream is! )

In the last sentence of the cartoon, Yameng said to Si: I always give up halfway and told me the difference between love and love a long time ago. I think what I liked at the beginning was not the real world classmate, not the real world classmate, but his external image. At that time, I didn't know what went to my heart. Or it's not who he really is. I have no confidence?

◆ In the animation episode 127, guard the sweetheart? A straight line, when talking about the person Yameng likes, Xiaolan said Yameng is only secular, Yameng didn't respond, but Yameng stopped before the box was finished! Look, is Yameng right? In addition, the prediction of the box is very accurate! Also, when Doudou and Yameng were playing the merry-go-round, Yameng didn't sit well, and Doudou held Yameng ... back, 1 time) absolutely good? In cartoon 43, after Dou told Yameng that he would never meet again, Yameng blushed and said, "So you left your mother and Dou, just like your father, didn't you?" I ... Me too. " .......................................................................................................................................................................

The reason for several dreams

The complete works 14, 26, 38, 74, 100,10, 102 are all dreams. There are several dreams in the dream collection, and several dreams are inserted at the most critical moment. It reflects the unusual relationship between dreams. Asia dreamed that she was a sex maniac, and when she saw several fights, she blushed and her heart beat. 4 the relationship between the two is warm. The 529-episode song said to Yameng, "What! ? Opening your mouth and closing your mouth are all Asian dreams! There is no girl who can make Ji Du care so much ... "6" Yameng "romaji is A Mu," Ji Du "romaji Ikuto, and the combination is AI-love. (This is the so-called boredom ~~)7 Yameng takes a bath with several buckets. Several buckets saw that her bathroom was so small, so they said, "It must be crowded for two people to go in?" Say that finish, ya Meng blushed, pushed a few times and went into the bathroom. In the 38 words in the cartoon, Yameng fought several times and said, "How many times! How many fights! ? If you must fight, at least I want to hug you tightly, no matter the wound or the glory, everything about you. . . . . ? In the 28th episode of 9 Comics, Ji Du confessed to Yameng, and Yameng was startled. Ji Du is still pestering Yameng to coquetry ~ ~10 comics. Li Yameng has been lying in her arms for a long time, her face is always red and she has said a lot. 1 1 Yameng was hugged by several princesses the most (animation 18 word: 2 times, 2 1 word: 2 times, 33 words: 1 times, 10 1 times. In addition, during the decisive battle with the Resurrection Society in the cartoon, Yameng was almost attacked by a huge bad sweetheart, who saved her and hugged the princess. ) 12 There is little contact with Ji Meng in the cartoon (it is conceivable that there are several dreams in the cartoon. . . ) 137OP2 has a passage explaining how many dreams are officially matched. 14 Yameng's surname begins with the word "day" (hi, ひ) and Jidu's surname begins with the word "month" (month, つき). Everyone knows the relationship between "day" and "month". Moreover, the Japanese should also understand that the "sun" is the sun and the "moon" is the moon, so they suspect that the author is intentional. 15. short and fat. How many barrels have keys, egghead? The lock is 16 of the Asian dream. In the theme song, Yameng came out in the eyes of several fights (that is, Yameng was seen by several fights) and there were several shots holding Yameng, while Yameng and other boys came out in droves to guard the heartbeat of their sweetheart. 18 There is a lyric in the second opening song: "Everything you dream in your dream can come true! "When this opening song first appeared, Yameng dreamed that she was lying in bed and said to herself," Your sleep is cuter than expected. "This shows that a few dreams will heat up again. Besides, this song is official, and the ending must be a dream in the future. 17 Yameng really wants to know Dudu's heart, and wants to know what he will wish after getting the embryo. It can be seen that Yameng also cares about Dudu. In addition to hearts, spades, clubs and diamonds, 18 Yameng's room decoration has a "moon" in the middle ... 19 Yameng and Doudou both have a perverted belly, and Yameng and Doudou are lovers' hairstyles. The saddest background music among the 20 guardian sweethearts Futari? No? Kyori appeared three times in several dream scenes, suggesting that the feelings of several dreams are 2 1, from the guardian sweetheart in episode 103! After the live-action version of the party, Song Yameng and Ji were all together at the opening. White pine people are not hostile, just looking at them tenderly, which shows that ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ personal quotations:) Everyone says, "Let's face it, even if I don't destroy useless eggs, many people will destroy them themselves. That's what adults with tired faces do. This kind of ideal egg has long been abandoned! "

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Yameng: "It's always like this. You didn't turn everyone's eggs into bad people. Why not make this clear? " A few fights: "? That kind of thing would be fine. "

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Only the world: "Egghead? Lock? I will protect it! " A few fights: "cute guy, but I'm not just staring at the lock." Several people fought: "Goodbye, Yameng."

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A few fights: "Why? Don't you hate me the most? "

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Hit a few times: "Nikaidou Yuu is very strong now, you can't beat him!" " "Yameng:" So what? ? You just give up? "

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Hit a few times: "I don't know what I will do to Yameng." My mood is as changeable as wagging my tail? "

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A few fights: (hugging Yameng) "It's so cold that you obviously dated me at the amusement park that night ~ ~"

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Doug said to Wei, "Oh, little king, I sat on my big brother's knee when I was a child."

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A few fights: "Only the world likes you." Yameng: "Huh? What does this have to do with that? There are also a few fights, like people. " Several fights: "I have .......................................................................................................................................................................'s dream: (floating in the air for a while) I got several punches on the head. I hate people who lie. " How many games? :? "Ah ~? It seems that you don't believe me at all ... "Yameng:" Of course, you always tease me ... "Doudou:" Like a child crying wolf? " Yameng: ".........."

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Doudou: Are you all right, your highness? Yameng: Wait ... Wait, what's this posture? A few fights: huh? Shouldn't you say thank you? Yameng: That should be my line! You don't know who saved you! Doug: Well, it's my turn to protect you this time. Yameng (blushing)

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A few fights: Bonsoir (French: Hello) Yameng: Ha (Yangping)? May I ask who is speaking? Doudou: You are so heartless! Did you forget my voice so soon? Yameng: Hmm ...? How many games? ! Doug: You guessed it right. Tsukiyomi ikuto: Long time no see. How are you? Yameng: Well, not bad ... What do you mean by "not bad"? Was dumped by Wei Shi? Yameng: Ah! (That's right) Doug: Really? Yameng: He ... seems to have a girl he likes. I heard that she is a very lovely person ... Doudou: If I am by your side, I can comfort you. Yameng: Huh? Doug: You can do anything, whether it's a kiss or a hug. ..... Are you blushing now? Yameng: Really, what are you talking about! ! Sex maniac! Besides, why did you call? Doudou: Goodbye. Yameng: Huh? Wait! ?

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□? The 4th, 26th, 38th, 74th, 100, 10 1, 102 are all dreams.

□? Yameng really wants to know DuDu's heart, and wants to know what he will wish after getting the embryo. It can be seen that Yameng also cares about DuDu.

□? Yameng's surname begins with the word "day" (hi, ひ) and Jidu's surname begins with the word "month" (month, つき). Everyone knows the relationship between "day" and "month". Moreover, the Japanese should also understand that the "sun" is the sun and the "moon" is the moon, so they suspect that the author is intentional. Besides, please don't say that the sun has nothing to do with the moon! Generally speaking, it is said that the sun is her father-in-law, and the moon is her mother-in-law ... (Although it is a cross talk ...) As we all know, her mother-in-law and her father-in-law are family ... Also, the first letter of Yameng's name "A Mu" is A, and the first letter of Jidu's name "Ikuto" is I, which together means "ai"-"love"!

□? In the 28th comic book episode, Ji Du confessed to Yameng, and Yameng was startled. Ji is still hugging Ya Meng in pettish ~ ~?

□? Several fights were controlled by the black egg in the violin, and he was injured. He told Yameng that he had a chest injury, and Yameng was also very gullible, so he hugged him and fought a few times! ~~

□? Yameng took some buckets to take a bath. Several buckets saw that her bathroom was so small and said, "It must be crowded for two people to go in." Then Yameng blushed and pushed several buckets into the bathroom.

□? In the cartoon March 8th, Yameng fought several times and said, "How many! How many fights! ? If you must fight, at least I will hug you tightly, whether it is wound or glory, everything about you ... "

□? Comic 39 Lia Meng has been lying in her arms for a long time, her face has been red and she has said a lot.

□? In the 79 th sentence, Yameng recalled that during the battle, Heji sat in the coffee cup, in front of the coffee cup, blocking it with his body to prevent it from being destroyed. This shows that Yameng is very concerned about these memories of previous fights. When Yameng and Chihiro were fighting, Yameng murmured, "I really still can't beat Chihiro ..."

□? Yameng was hugged the most (animation 18: 2 times, 2 1 word: 2 times, 33 words: 1 time, 100 words: 1 time, comics 39 times, 1 time.

□? Animation episode 100: the dream of Japan and Asia and several fighting hugs ~! ! Very loving ~ ~ ~ ~

□? In cartoon 43, after Dou told Yameng that he would never meet again, Yameng blushed and said, "So you left your mother and Dou, just like your father, didn't you?" Me ... me too ... "It's very meaningful ... it gives me the feeling that Dou left a wife and children like his father, and this" wife and children "refers to ... Yameng? ~~

□? The lyrics and background of the sentence "I want to be with you" in OP2 are several Asian dream fights. ...

□? Comic 27-30 (animation 64-66, 74-77 words), several fights and Yameng share the same bed (pillows are different) (only they have such ambiguous behavior)

□? Comic 43 times (animation 102 words) How many times did you fight and kiss Yameng on the cheek (Yameng was only kissed by how many times)

□? Egg head Lock? With Dumpty? The keys are a pair (besides, the keys are now completely kept by several buckets), in the shape of a four-leaf clover, and its flower language is "true love" (wow! Love between Yameng and Jidu! )

□? Guardian sweetheart? Party! In OP 1, when Wei Shi and Ya Meng appeared together, the lyrics were: "Trust this kind of mood, pushing us forward behind our backs, it must be like this." Just trust. When Yameng and Doudou appeared together, the lyrics were: "You are not alone, I am always by your side." All the time. It means that Dudu and Yameng will never be separated, and Yameng will no longer be lonely because of Dudu's appearance, which means that after two people …

□? Only Yameng and Ji can transform with more than two guardian sweethearts at the same time.

□? The two often have close physical contact, such as hugging and face to face.