How to humor q?

1, remember to bring me some local products when you come back from Mars.

2. I finished eating a five-catty watermelon, and you haven't returned my message. It's not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small.

3, there is a saying that meat buns hit dogs, and there is no return, you give me a Q.

Let me count by hand. You should have been to Chang 'e, and I know the moon signal is not good.

5. Do you feel bitter when you eat Rhizoma Coptidis?

You know, I seem to be blind and can't see the Q-bolt you sent me.

7. If you ignore me again, I will become a dog.

8. I dare not call you if you don't reply to the message.

9, there is a message called, I can't read it back, and it's just a pin Q.

10, what's more sad than waiting for your message is that you are updating the message but don't reply to my message.

1 1, don't reply to my message, but don't let me catch you telling me.

12, why didn't you reply to my message? Is there a woman lying next to you and pressing your hand?

13, is the paralysis of alcohol, or the beauty of the sister, the obsession of the game, or the charming first love.

14, are you on the way to learn the input method?

15, why don't you make any noise? No smart phone.

16, it's really strange. I heard that you also have a mobile phone. Then why didn't you reply to the message?

17, I don't need to accompany the one outside. It's finally my turn.

18, because you haven't replied for a long time, I am someone else's baby now.

19. Do I need to look up Xinhua Dictionary to reply to the message?

20. Why do you want to fall in love when the game is so fun? Is it to delay me?