Recommend a few good brain teasers or jokes to coax your girlfriend to use, thank you in advance,

1. I called my parents last night and said that I would bring my beautiful girlfriend home to show the two old people today. As a result, my girlfriend suddenly went on a business trip this morning and went out of the province. I had to go home alone with my bag. I met my cousin on the way, so I went back to my house for dinner with her. Just as he entered the door, the old man flew over with a cup and shouted, "You beast!" " "Dad, let me explain. .

2. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. So, two months later. . . He became a soft fat man. . .

I wish I were Pinocchio! In the exam, I said that I chose A for this question, and my nose is long. I said I'd choose B, because my nose is longer. I said I chose C, and my nose recovered. Oh, I originally chose C. .

Dad said, let's count to three and dad will take you away, okay? The child agreed happily. Then, Dad said loudly: Get ready-March in a hurry! 1、2、 1; 1、2、 1; 1、2、 1。 . . They walked all the way home. . .

A boy said to a girl, "Do you want me to chase you?" The girl blushed and said shyly, "Bah, OK ..." The boy said happily, "Then run!

6. "Why did you refuse me?" The girl said angrily. He glanced at the girl and said indifferently, "We are not suitable!" " "Where is not appropriate, I will change!" She looked at her senior piously with those beautiful almond eyes. He was stared at by the unscrupulous eyes of the girls, so he had to bite his teeth and say "gender!" Hearing this, the girl excitedly took out her mobile phone "Hello! Dude, I told you you had a chance!

7. Interviewer: "How does the electronic engine work?"

Application: "chug chug, chug chug ..."

The interviewer shouted, "Stop!"

Applicant: "Chug Chug ... Hum. . .

8. The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You can describe me in one word. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then the little plum was cut. . .

9. Nietzsche went to an interview, and the interviewer asked, "What's your name?" "Nietzsche." "Guess you are grandma! Next! "

10. The tutor was giving a lecture when the telephone rang. He took it out and looked at it. He said to us, "I don't answer the phone of ordinary people, let alone I am in class, but this person's phone is very important to me. I can't help answering. Please forgive me. " Then "Hello, this is XXX…… ... Oh, you have the wrong number!" . .

The director of the mental hospital put a rabbit on the stage. The first patient went up and said, "Drive! Drive! " The second patient: "drive, go after him!" " "Dean saw the third patient touch the rabbit there and nodded with satisfaction. Unexpectedly, the patient said, "I'll give you 300 meters for the demonstration first, and I'll finish washing the car." "

12. One day I received an inexplicable message: "Let's break up and stop contacting." It is estimated that the lovelorn sent it by mistake. Out of kindness, I replied: "You sent it wrong, I don't know you." A little later, I received another message: "It's cruel of you to pretend that you don't know each other so soon. Well, I'm blind. " . .

13. "I want to buy a tank." "Then buy it." "I can't afford it, it's so expensive." "Take a credit card." "What should I do if I want to return my credit card?" "What are you afraid of? You have a tank. "

14. An 80-year-old man sat on the wall and cried. As soon as my father saw it, the fire came. This child is so unfilial! So he asked, "Grandpa, who made you angry? I will take it out on you! " I saw the old man wiping the tears from the corner of his eyes and sobbing and saying, "My dad hit me ..." At this moment, an older man came out on crutches: "If you cry, never come into the house again!

15. Chang 'e stole Houyi's medicine and flew to the moon. When Hou Yi looked at the figure of Chang 'e on the moon every day, evil thoughts were born, so he made a round cake as round as the moon every day, painted the figure of Chang 'e on the cake and ate it with hatred-do you think this is talking about the origin of moon cakes? Wrong, this is the earliest "draw a circle to curse you" in human history …

16. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There is an exam in the afternoon and the teacher is very open to us. Halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?"

17. A buddy kicked his foot and someone showed all his golfers around. Go to the bed and ask, "Are you touched that so many of us have come to see you?" The buddy replied: "I dare not move, it hurts ..."

18. The way to ruin a good song is to use it as a wake-up call, the way to ruin a good book is to put it in the examination range, the way to ruin a secret love is to confess to him, and the way to ruin a yearning place is to go there 10/day!

19. Teacher: "Daxiong, the teacher gave you 90 yuan, and then you borrowed 10 yuan from Pang Hu. How much money do you have?" Nobita: "0 yuan." Teacher: "You don't know math at all!" " Nobita: "You don't know anything about Pang Hu!

20. Uncle Liu wanted a grandson with all his heart, but he didn't know whether his son failed to live up to expectations and gave birth to a boss or a daughter. Uncle Liu is so depressed! So I named it Zhao Di; I didn't know the second child was a daughter, so I'll give it a name. The third child is still a daughter, and the name is still recruited; Old four is still a daughter. Uncle Liu knelt in front of the ancestral tablet and cried silently. When he finished, he named Old Four Trick. ...

2 1. Son: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?" "Dad:" Because you are not good, Dad has a lot of white hair. "Son:" Then why do all grandfathers have white hair? "dad:! @#$%^&*

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A said to B, "Look at that child over there. He is neither male nor female, so he is neutral. Can you guess whether he is a boy or a girl? " B is very dissatisfied: "Girl! She is my daughter! " A was embarrassed and said apologetically, "Oh … I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father!" " "B shouted angrily," I'm her mother. "

23. One day in class, a girl asked for leave from her teacher, and a buddy followed her for no reason, which surprised everyone. When I came back at noon, I saw his QQ status changed to: "Today, I lost a lot of people. I was sleepy in class and suddenly saw a classmate take a bag and leave. " I thought the class was over, so I took my bag and left, and then ...

I hope your girlfriend can be happy O(∩_∩)O~