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Ask for some jokes that can be told to girls.

Wife: If I go out in a bikini, how will everyone react?

Husband: Then people will think that I got married after your money!

A child in the delivery room smiled after birth, and the midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched. After breaking it, she found it was an abortion drug. She only listened to the child! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy!

Teacher: Your father is only in his thirties. How did he participate in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression?

Student: Yes, that's my grandfather.

Teacher: But the topic is my dad.

Student: Yes, it was written by my father.

One day, classmate A said to classmate B, "You look like a pig, so I will call you a pig in the future.". One day, classmate B shouted to classmate A, "I'm not a pig! ".