Who has a funny joke about God Matt?

1. A group of students are training under the tree. The instructor said, "Count off in the first row." No one responded. The instructor said loudly, "Count off in the first row!" I saw a man in the first row, reluctantly turned around, walked to the tree and hugged it.

2. I drank with my friends two days ago and went to the restaurant bathroom to pee. When I saw a sentence written on the wall, I took a closer look. It said, "Stop looking and concentrate on peeing". After reading this sentence, I found that I peed my shoes.

I met an awesome person in the subway this morning. On the subway, a buddy's doorbell rang loudly, and all the passengers heard it: "Grandpa, that grandson called you again ... Grandpa, that grandson called you again ..." I saw that buddy slowly took out his mobile phone and answered it, saying, "Hey! Dad, what is it ... "