What are some classic funny memes from football games?

The 2022 World Cup is here. We have carefully compiled 10 football jokes to add spice to staying up late watching the game. Don't take it too seriously, it's just a joke, I don't mean to "blackmail anyone".

In the next World Cup, the participating teams will be expanded from 32 to 48 teams. FIFA especially hopes that the Chinese team will enter the World Cup, and it is tacitly stated. Hope to see the Chinese team at the next World Cup! !

1. In the past, the national football team was always undervalued. With 1.3 billion, there were not even 11 people who knew how to play football. Now I know I was wrong, because even with 6 billion dollars in foreign countries, I can’t find 3 people who know how to play table tennis.

2. The football goalkeeper said to the players of his team: "You know, when I was guarding the goal, I often thought, if the ball could become as big as the goal, and the goal could become as small as the ball, That would be great..."

3. National football investment skills: If you can start from 1990, as long as you spend a small amount of 1,000 yuan during every national football game, the more the better, thousands of dollars will be spent. Never bet on winning, only bet on losing! So now you will be a millionaire, with about 4.59 million yuan remitted into your account. Not every milk is called Deluxe, but there is one team that can lose. National football financial management is worth having! Haha ^_^

4. I have seen that the national football team can come back to life: Everything has a relative nature, and others are criticizing the national football team! But I want to thank him and thank them for saving the life of a buddy of mine. Last year, my buddy was in a car accident and was knocked into a vegetative state. He was in a coma in the hospital and the doctor said he had not woken up. of hope!

Even so, one day, a little nurse happened to turn on the TV when she came to take care of him. At this time, the national football game happened to be playing, and my buddy miraculously woke up! I just got up and turned off the TV!

5. In 20xx, an old man was dying. He said to his grandson with trembling lips: "My son...wait...China football...qualifies for the World Cup. You must...write...on paper." Burn it for me, and I will be happy down there." The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to survive until that day." After hearing what his grandson said, Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction.

6. A: I heard that your brother plays in the national team? B: Your brother just plays in the national team! Your whole family is playing in the national team!

7. What is the star effect?——Ronaldo retired, Brazilian football has not slowed down for 8 years; Zidane retired, French football has not slowed down for 12 years Come over; Baggio retired, Italian football has not recovered for 16 years; Cruyff retired, Dutch football has not recovered for more than 20 years; Puskas retired, Hungarian football has not recovered for more than 30 years; Gao Qiu retired, Chinese football has not slowed down for more than a thousand years!

8. Male: I have a ticket, shall we watch the football game together today? Woman: Forget it. I can't understand it, I don't even know what offside means.

Male: Let me give you an analogy. Suppose my suitor, your love rival, is a goalkeeper. We attack her together. When you pass the ball to me, you find that I am farther away than anyone else. Your love rivals are all close, so I am out of position.

9. There was an operator who was determined to become a tennis star. After practicing for half a year, the coach shook his head and said: "Your physical fitness is too poor to play tennis."

So he He went to play basketball. Half a year later, the basketball coach told him: "Your confrontation ability is too poor and you are not suitable for playing basketball."

He thought about it and felt that table tennis should be the most suitable for him, so he went to learn After less than three months of playing table tennis, the table tennis coach told him: "You are too lazy, have no professionalism, and are not suitable for playing table tennis."

After hearing this, the operator couldn't help but burst into tears. The table tennis coach I thought he was too pitiful, so I said to him earnestly: "Forget it, I will show you a clear way, you should go play football."

10. Conditions for winning football: the turf is neither soft nor hard, and the weather It's neither cold nor hot, the light is neither strong nor dark, the fans are enthusiastic, good draws are drawn, the referee helps, the goalposts are saved, and of course the most important condition is that the opponent has no goalkeeper.

11. The world’s unsolved mysteries

Some people have suggested that the Chinese football phenomenon should be included in the “world’s unsolved mysteries”.

Because: In a country with a population of more than one billion, there are no 11 people who can play football!

This fact is really puzzling.

12. Football commentator - What deeply hurts people in this warm-up match is that the head coach completely lost control of the team, the players' on-field performance collapsed inexplicably, and the process and results of the game repeatedly broke through. People's psychological bottom line. After such a disastrous defeat, no one can escape unscathed!