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Classic quotations from "Water Margin"

1. The partition wall must have ears. There should be no one outside the window.

2. Good things don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.

3. The night is too short for fun, but too long for loneliness.

4. When you are in a hurry, you drag the Buddha's feet, and when you are free, you do not burn incense.

5. Although Liangyuan is good, it is not a home for long-term love.

6. A great fortune can bring great blessings, but a profound misfortune can also bring great disasters.

7. The situation of the world depends on the warmth and coldness, and the popularity of people is high and low.

8. Xingxing cherishes Xingxing. A good man cherishes a good man.

9. How dare you not bow your head under the eaves of others.

10. It is precisely because of receiving salary without merit that one feels restless in the dormitory.

11. If you sow melons, you will get melons; if you sow beans, you will get beans.

12. The world is vast when you are drunk, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

13. A man can stand on his fist, and a horse can walk on his arm.

14. A snake cannot move without a head, and a bird cannot fly without wings.

15. It is better to meet than to be famous. Meeting is better than being famous.

16. The red sun is scorching like fire, and the fields and rice are half withered.

17. What is easy to gain is easy to lose; what is hard to gain is hard to lose.

18. If the wind does not come, the trees will not move; if the boat does not rock, the water will not be muddy.

19. The heroism is so high that the hero’s career is unrewarded.

20. The farmer’s heart is like boiling water, and the princes and grandsons are shaking their fans. Funny Quotations from "Water Margin"

"Water Margin", one of the four famous classics, has been passed down to this day. It not only has a touching plot, but more importantly, the heroes of Liangshan also taught us a lot of truths. The modern funny version of Water Margin comes to us below. Xiaoyou, let us understand the truth through laughter.

Water Margin tells us: You cannot become a hero without killing people or setting fires!

The recruitment process of Water Margin tells us that embarking on the path of rebellion is the shortcut to becoming a national civil servant.

Song Jiang’s story tells us: The heroes in the world are prosperous not because they have money.

The story of Song Jiang poisoning Li Kui tells us: the person who wants to kill you is often your most trusted brother.

The fact that Lu Junyi captured Shi Wengong alive but Song Jiang became the leader of Liangshan Village tells us: This society does not need strength, but means.

The stories of Kong Ming, Kong Liang and Song Qing tell us: It doesn’t matter whether you have ability or not, the key is to find a good backer.

Sun Li’s story tells us: In an enterprise, if a person is too powerful, it is easy for the leader to overstep his bounds.

Lin Chong’s story tells us: If your boss or his son falls in love with your daughter-in-law, you will not end well. Violence is the way to go!

Lu Qian’s story tells us: Some friends are the ones who stab you in the heart!

Yan Poxi’s story tells us: A woman who cheats is unreliable.

Pei Ruhai’s story tells us: the so-called monks are perverts with shaved heads.

Lady Lin’s story tells us: Your husband will not ruin his future just because you were teased.

Niu Er’s story tells us: It’s better to argue with a lawyer than to reason with a scoundrel, and don’t imagine that you can convince a rogue.

The stories of Xu Ning and Tang Long tell us: Relatives are sometimes unreliable.

Bai Xiuying’s story tells us: Women can be so shameless. When the mistress of an official becomes a mistress, not only does she not keep a low profile, but she also thinks that she is the one who flaunts her authority by relying on others' power.

Wu Song’s story tells us: counterattack is legitimate defense.

The story of Wu Yongce’s rebellion against Lu Junyi tells us: unjust, false and wrongful convictions were all designed by others.

Wu Dalang’s story tells us: Marrying a beautiful woman as your wife is tantamount to committing suicide.

Wu Yong’s story tells us: People can be ignorant or Wu Yong, but they cannot be shameless.

Pan Jinlian’s story tells us: True love means never having loved before. (Women, if you want to do it, just be Pan Jinlian. There are men who will die for you, men who will kill for you, and most importantly, there will be an old woman who will be ruined for you.)

Zhu Wu's The story tells us: Men are not afraid of ignorance, but they are afraid of being born at the wrong time.

Dai Zong’s story tells us: The scum who will ask you for money without giving a reason, and beat people up if you don’t give it, are often state civil servants.

Zhou Tong’s story tells us: scumbags are also heroes.

Lu Junyi’s housekeeper told us: Some dogs will bite anyone who feeds them buns.

Chai Jin’s story tells us: People who receive state wages while being brothers with the underworld are all relatives of the emperor.

Chao Gai’s story tells us: Brothers are unreliable.

Li Yun’s story tells us: Disciples are even more unreliable.

Yang Zhi’s story tells us: A frustrated life is a kind of unspeakable pain.

Gongsun Sheng’s story tells us: Some people can get high salaries without having to work hard.

Lei Heng’s story tells us: Those civil servants who claim to be loyal and righteous usually follow the right and wrong paths.

Li Kui’s story tells us: Human nature is inhumane.

Hu Sanniang’s story tells us: if you give birth to a daughter, don’t expect her to avenge you. (What does it mean to have no father, no mother, no relatives, no love? Just look at Hu Sanniang and you will understand).

The story of Zhang Qing and his wife tells us: all profiteers who bully the weak and fear the strong have shady deeds.

Wang Ying’s story tells us: toads can also eat swan meat.

Huang Xin’s story tells us: giving a loud nickname is used to bluff people.

Li Jun’s story tells us: People who are truly capable are often very low-key.

Pan Qiaoyun’s story tells us: Often the more evil a woman is, the harder it is to see it on the surface.

Shi Qian’s story tells us: It turns out that thieves are also heroes.

Liu Gao’s wife told us: There are many people in this society who repay kindness with evil.

Ximen Qing’s story tells us: If you can’t beat someone’s younger brother, don’t bully someone else’s older brother, otherwise you will die ugly.

Qin Ming’s story tells us: When a man has a new love, it is easy to forget his old love and even his children! Excerpt from Water Margin

Excerpt from good words:

Mountaineering Wading in the water, nodding knowingly, turning around and scurrying away

Talking a lot, stamping one's feet, beating one's chest, lightly applying makeup

The wind soldiers and grass armor are full of tricks and tricks

The people are poor The rich merchant Zaoli turned over the river and stirred up the sea

Holding the wall at the mouth of Fengmen Shuiguo to help those in need

The Buddha-natured Zen heart turns disaster into good luck and moves vigorously

Flying over the eaves and walking on the wall to see The scenery is full of love, the needle is moving

The crown prince of Chongzhou is passing by, but the ghosts are crying and the gods are frightened

The ruthless and indifferent flesh and blood are not cold in the mountains and high mountains

Observation of appearance Sex, cheating and cheating are not as good as being rich and powerful

Cherishing guests and showing kindness flows down the drain, with a beginning and an end

There will be no trace for the rest of the day

Holding the whip Falling from the stirrup, true talents learn from corrupt officials

Weeping and swallowing, all tigers unite with one heart and have a great name

Change evil and return to righteousness, a dog's bloody head returns to his heart like an arrow

Returning to his heart is like an arrow to the beholder Like a pile of souls without a body

The soul is flying and wandering the streets and willow lanes

The words hide the lot seven times and eight times, life and death

The soul is devastated and the flowers are trembling and the branches are trembling to accumulate grass and gather food.

An arrow pierces the beak and feet of a wild goose. It walks high and lowers its head in despair.

When the fire is approaching, you wince and wince. Your family is broken and your family is separated.

On a good day and at a good time, you will encounter an extremely cruel fate. Good talent

When you encounter good talent, you will speak wild words and fear that they will have no basis

Pretending to be drunk and feigning madness, clinging to the grass and clinging to the wooden road to see the injustice

Staggering and kicking the willow eyebrows. Tears like rain

Two people want each other and it is clear that the people are exhausted

It goes deep into the bone marrow and nine out of ten people die and the country is humiliated

The body is broken into thousands of pieces and there is no way to do it. Wa Liangshe

It is freezing cold at the crossroads

The mantis or the oriole in the alleys of the streets is dumbfounded

Nana pinches her feet and hands. Destroyed by heaven and earth

Ungrateful and unjust, thousands of arrows in the heart are endless

The beard and hair are all white and blood-stained close friends

Flustered and confused, a false shot is frightened

Gathering in the mountains and forests, people of different ages poke their heads around

A Buddha is born who is determined to be righteous, courageous and loyal

Smooth sailing, dazzled and burdened with worries

The shoulders are heavy and the shoulders are heavy, the eyes are sharp and the hands are quick

The cliffs are bloody and the jobs are reduced to the people

The soldiers are smiling like gods leaning on the grass and trees

Restless and unpredictable, Zhu Zibiwa

Self-inflicted crime, heavy makeup, smeared with shit and urine

Cannon dragon cooks phoenix, disheveled hair and disheveled hair

Thank you for all the kindness and anger.

Acting with the camera, everything goes up and down

It is indispensable to give up evil and return to the right path

People are not like grass and trees, but they are hungry and thirsty, and people are trapped and horses are exhausted.

The color is as bold as the sky and the talk is deep-rooted

The urgent need is as stable as paint and glue

Three push and six questions to live without any words Clear and turbid

Speaking of the three wisdoms and five guesses of the ten diseases and nine pains

The goose walks like a duck, holds the whip and follows the stirrup to search for roots and pick teeth

A single thread cannot When the line is close to the fire, it is first burnt and pushed, deaf and mute

Clustered into lumps, panting and undetermined, hiding traces and sneaking traces

Chongzhou hits the mansion with poor moral character and lack of talent, a huge defeat

Be original and bold

Divided into three parts

Yelling and drinking, falling down with a hammer and chest, seeing a lot of knowledge

Walking down the streets and alleys, speechless

Missed it in person Moving east and west, I gather big invitations and receive great blessings all over the sky

Appreciation of good sentences:

1. Because I was evil to Captain Gao, I caused trouble and framed him, and I suffered. A lawsuit was filed and the assassin came here.

Appreciation: Lin Chong was originally framed by Gao Qiu and sent to the army, but he said that he was at odds with Gao Qiu and did not dare to express his anger. This vividly demonstrates how Lin Chong, a lower-level feudal official, could swallow his anger in official social life. A peaceful character who strives for survival.

2. It is the severe winter weather, the clouds are thickly covered, the wind is gradually rising, but it has already started to snow heavily all day long.

Appreciation: A beautiful sentence about the scene, the words are like gold, the description is fascinating, the writing is soothing and calm, and the careful reading is like a transformed environment. In one paper, the soothing and solid state of the snow all over the sky is completely revealed.

3. I am afraid that there are coals burning in the brazier. When I removed the broken wall and reached in to touch, the fire in the brazier was extinguished by the snow water.

Appreciation: This sentence has endless wonderful points. On the one hand, it describes Lin Chong's carefulness, and on the other hand, it lays the groundwork for the following story that the fire in the forage yard will never start on its own and must be caused by man-made arson.

4. After entering the temple door, close the door. There is a big stone next to it. Pull it over and lean against the door.

Appreciation: It describes Lin Chong's meticulousness, hiding the door and leaning against the stone when entering the temple. Every detail is not messed up, describing Lin Chong's character everywhere, and also foreshadowing the next step of arsonists who cannot enter, and Lin Chong overhears the whole story.

5. Traitor, I have known you since childhood, but today you are harming me. Why don’t you do anything to me? Give me a knife.

Appreciation: Here Lin Chong has cut off all possibilities of returning to the court and living the old life. He is full of anger, his words and actions are different, and he is really lifelike.

6. Chapter 8 Lin Chong saw him, stood up and continued: "Madam, I have a saying that I have already passed Mount Tai. It is because of Lin Chong's misfortunes and misfortune that he suffered this misfortune today. Going to Cangzhou is not guaranteed, I am afraid that I will miss my wife's youth. I have written a few words here. I hope that my wife will not wait for the villain, but she has a good mind and can marry herself. Don't miss a good wife because of Lin Chong. After hearing this, he started to cry and said, "Husband, how can you divorce me if I don't have any dirt on you?" Lin Chong said, "Madam, I mean well, but I'm afraid that in the future we will make mistakes and offend you."

Appreciation: This is the dialogue between Lin Chong and his wife. Why was it chosen? Because it reflects Lin Chong’s sincerity towards his wife. If he was not sincere to her, how could he say such a thing?

7. Chapter 9 It is said that Xue Ba raised the stick with both hands and chopped it off Lin Chong's head. It was too late, but soon, Xue Ba's stick was raised, and there was a sound of thunder behind the pine tree. The iron Zen stick flew towards him, separated the water and fire stick, and threw it away into the sky. A fat monk jumped out, He shouted: "The Sa family has been listening to you in the woods for a long time!"

Appreciation: This describes the scene where Lu Zhishen came to the rescue when Xue Ba and Dong Chao wanted to murder Lin Chong. The description is very wonderful, and Lu Zhishen said: " The Sa family has been listening to you in the woods for a long time!" This reflects the roughness and finesse of Lu Zhishen's character, because coming out at this time not only saves Lin Chong, but also has their "criminal evidence", convincing them, and then killing them is considered a success. With evidence.

8. Lin Chong looked back, and Coach Hong stepped forward, raised the stick, and brought it down again. Seeing that his steps were messed up, Lin Chong jumped off the ground with his stick. Coach Hong was caught off guard. With that jump, he turned around and the stick hit Coach Hong's head and bones. He dropped the stick and fell to the ground. . Chai Jin was overjoyed and asked for the wine to be brought quickly. Everyone laughed together. Coach Hong started to struggle. All the villagers smiled, supported Coach Hong, and walked out of the village with shame on their faces.

Appreciation: This passage is an action description, narrating the scene where Lin Chong beats Coach Hong with a stick, which reflects that our protagonist's victory is wonderful, beautiful, and aboveboard.

9. A person is not as good as a thousand days, and a flower is not as red as a hundred gardens.

Appreciation: Flowers will be red, but they will not be red for a hundred days. Sooner or later, they will wither. People are lucky. It will never be better than a thousand days, there will always be times when you have bad luck

10. Sending you thousands of miles away, we must say goodbye in the end

Appreciation: No matter how far we go, we must say goodbye in the end. The pride in the words cannot conceal the feeling of reluctance after all!

Good excerpts:

1. Until the afternoon that day, Song Jiang, Wu Yong, Hua Rong, Qin Ming, Zhu Tong, *** were Five horses are riding down the mountain, meandering? Move forward. At the first watch, we have arrived outside Huazhou City. On the high hillside, I immediately looked towards the city of Huazhou. It was mid-February, the moon was as bright as day, and there was not a cloud in the sky. I saw several city gates around Huazhou, the city was on a high ground, and the moats were deep and wide. After watching for a long time, when I saw Huashan Mountain in the distance, I saw many famous mountains.

2. At this time, the hooks and sickles made by Lei Hengjian are all ready. Song Jiang, Wu Yong and others invited Xu Ning to teach all the soldiers how to use hooks and sickles. Xu Ning said: "My little brother, let's show off to your heart's content now, train the army leaders, and select strong men." All the leaders were watching Xu Ning's selection of troops in the Juyi Hall, talking about his hook-and-scythe spear technique. There are different teachings: three thousand armored horses are defeated in an instant, and a hero is about to appear.

3. Song Jiang’s army and horses were seen on the city. They were dragging flags and flags in their hands and carrying swords and axes on their shoulders. The city looked carefully and reported to Liang Zhongshu: "Liangshan's troops and horses have all withdrawn their troops today and have gone back." Upon hearing this, Liang Zhongshu immediately called Li Cheng and Wen Da to discuss. Wen Da said: "I think it was the rescue troops from the capital who went to fetch him from Liangshan Po. These guys were afraid of losing their lair and went back in a hurry. We can take advantage of the situation to pursue and kill Song Jiang." Before he could finish talking, a horse was reported outside the city, and with the words in Tokyo, Make a date to lead troops to fetch the robber's nest. If he retreats, he can quickly pursue him. Liang Zhongshu asked Li Cheng and Wen Da to lead an army and horses each to chase Song Jiang's army and horses from the east and west.

4. Not long after Cao Zheng left, he led the young man to His Highness, sang a song, and said: "The prefect Murong of Qingzhou recently received a double-whip Hu Yanzhuo who failed to conquer Liangshanbo. Now. Magistrate Murong first taught me to raid Taohua Mountain, Erlong Mountain, and Baihu Mountain, but he used the army to arrest Liang Shanbo for revenge. My leader wants to ask the general to go down the mountain to rescue him. Nothing will happen tomorrow. When the time comes, I would like to come and accept him." Yang Zhidao said: "We each guard the mountain stronghold and protect the mountain. We didn't go to save Ying. One of the Sa family was afraid of ruining the heroes in the world, and the other two were afraid that he would get Taohua Mountain. I have underestimated the Sa family, so I can leave Zhang Qing, Sun Erniang, Shi En, and Cao Zheng to guard the gate, and I will go out in person." Then he ordered 500 young men and more than 60 soldiers and horses to lead them. He took off his clothes, armor and weapons and headed towards Peach Blossom Mountain.

5. The man on the saddle is wearing iron armor, and the horse is sitting down with a copper bell. The flags are red and the sky is full of clouds, and the swords are white covering thousands of miles of snow. The bow is curved and the magpie is painted, the flying fish bag half exposes the dragon's tip; the cage is decorated with carved feathers, and the lion pot is tightly tied to the leopard's tail. The man wears a deep helmet that hangs down to protect his neck, slightly revealing his eyes; the horse wears heavy armor with red tassels, and has four legs hanging on its own. The soldiers who opened the way were all armed with axes; the generals who were behind were all armed with long spears. Thousands of horses left the city, and three generals came to the water.

6. The four men and horses saw the fire on the village and moved forward. Zhu Hu saw the fire in the village and ran back first. Sun Li stood guard on the suspension bridge and shouted: "Where are you going?" He blocked the suspension bridge. Zhu Hu saved his mouth, turned his horse's head, and ran up to the Songjiang formation again. Here Lu Fang and Guo Sheng raised their halberds at the same time. They had already knocked Zhu Hu and his men and horses to the ground. All the troops rushed forward and chopped them into minced meat. The former army scattered in all directions. Sun Li and Sun Xin welcomed Song Gongming into the village.

7. Shi Qian clearly tied the empty leather box to the burden, ate the meal, returned the lighter money, picked up the burden, and left the store. On the twenty-mile road, I bumped into Tang Long, and the two went into the hotel to discuss it. Tang Long said: "You just follow me this way, but if you see a white powder ring on the door of a hotel, restaurant or inn on the road, you can buy wine and meat in that shop. In the inn Then he took a rest and put this leather box in front of his eyes. He waited for me a short distance away. "Shi Qian went as planned. Tang Long drank wine slowly, but then he came to Tokyo.

8. After half a month, it will be the day of Obon fasting on July 15th. Every year, river lanterns are lit everywhere to build good things. That night, the maid in the hall called out, "Zhu Dutou, Xiaoyameni is going to see the river lanterns tonight. Madam will pay for it, so you can take him and have a look." Zhu Tong said, "I want you to take him." "The small yamen walked out wearing a green gauze shirt with two beaded beards tied at the corners of his head. Zhu Tong? On his shoulders, he turned out of the government office and looked into the Dizang Temple to see some river lanterns.

9. But Song Jiang secretly cheered: "Although this guy is cunning, he was dazzled by the deception." At this time, Wu Song had already exited the temple gate. Wu Xuexue also asked Shi Xiu to hide the sharp knife and come to the temple gate to help Wu Song, but he asked Dai Zong to play the role of Yuhou. The master of Yuntai Temple presented a vegetarian meal and taught the deacons and others how to lay out the temple. When Song Jiang took a leisurely stroll and looked at the Xiyue Temple, he saw that it was indeed well built and the temple was extraordinary, truly a paradise on earth. Song Jiang came to the main hall, burned incense and prayed secretly. After returning to the official hall, the servant reported: "Congratulations to the prefect for coming." Song Jiang called four yamen soldiers, Hua Rong, Xu Ning, Zhu Dian and Li Ying, each The persistent weapons are arranged on both sides; Jie Zhen, Jie Bao, Yang Xiong, and Dai Zong, each with hidden weapons, stand on the left and right.

10. Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi, and Wu Song went to the mountain stronghold to summon generals Shi En and Cao Zheng, and then brought one or two hundred people down the mountain to help. When Li Zhong and Zhou Tong from Taohua Mountain got the news, they took all the people from the mountain to the starting point, leaving only thirty or fifty small men to guard the stockade gate. The rest were brought down the mountain and gathered under Qingzhou City to attack the city together.

11. Let’s say that Zhulong Doulin on the east road couldn’t hold back, and Pegasus came from behind. When they arrived at the suspension bridge, they saw Jie Zhen and Jie Bao, the heads of the back gate, pulling the corpses of Zhuang Ke down one by one into the flames. Zhu Long hurriedly got back on his horse and walked away looking north. Suddenly hitting the black whirlwind, he jumped up and swung his two axes, cutting off the horse's feet. Zhu Long was caught off guard and fell down. Li Kui knocked his head off with an axe. When Zhu Biao saw Zhuang soldiers coming to report, he did not dare to go back. He looked directly at Hujiazhuang and defected. Hu Cheng asked Zhuang's guests to capture him and tie him up. Zhengjie will see Song Jiang in the future. He happened to meet Li Kui and chopped off Zhu Biao's head with just one axe, causing all the villagers to scatter. Li Kui swung his double ax again and watched Hu Cheng strike. Seeing that the situation was not good, Hu Cheng fled, abandoned his home and fled to Yan'an Prefecture. Later, Zhongxing also became an officer and general.

12. It is said that Song Jiang led 20 leaders and 3,000 men and horses from Liangshanbo, and divided them into five armies to advance. There was no incident on the road, and no offense was committed in the prefectures and counties he passed through. Having arrived in Qingzhou, Kong Liang first went to Lu Zhishen and other troops to inform the heroes and make arrangements to welcome them. Song Jiang's army arrived, and Wu Song invited Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi, Li Zhong, Zhou Tong, Shi En, and Cao Zheng to meet him. Song Jiang asked Lu Zhishen to sit on the ground, and Lu Zhishen said: "I have heard of my brother for a long time, but I have never paid a visit without a chance. Today I am happy to recognize my brother." Song Jiang replied: "It is useless to have no talent! A righteous man in the world, I am highly regarded as a teacher of pure virtue. Today I am so lucky to have met such a kind face." Yang Zhi also stood up and paid his respects again: "Yang Zhi passed by Liangshanpo in the past and stayed with us because of his loyalty to the village. Because the Sa family was so stupid, they refused to stay in this magnificent village. It's the best thing in the world." Song Jiang replied: "The envoy's reputation has spread throughout the world. I just regret that Song Jiang met too late." Lu Zhishen ordered the wine stewards to wait for them to meet one by one.

13. Hu Yanzhuo quickly put on his horse, raised his whips, led more than a hundred horsemen, quietly opened the north gate, lowered the suspension bridge, and led the army up the slope. Song Jiang, Wu Yong, and Hua Rong just looked at the city with blank expressions. Hu Yanzhuo patted his horse up the hill, turned the horse's head three times, and walked slowly. Hu Yanzhuo rushed to the side of a few dead trees in front of him, and Song Jiang, Wu Yong, and Hua Rong all reined in their horses. Hu Yanzhuo just arrived at the dead tree, only to hear shouting, Hu Yanzhuo was stepping into the pit, and the men and horses fell into the pit. Fifty or sixty hook-catchers came out from both sides. They first picked up Hu Yanzhuo's hook, tied it up, and took it away, leading the horse behind. Hua Rong picked up his bow and arrows and shot down five or seven of the many horsemen who were coming. The ones behind them reined in their horses and drove away in a rush.

14. When Hu Yanzhuo saw Zhou Tong, he rode forward to fight. Zhou Tong also jumped on his horse to greet him. The two horses were fighting each other, but they couldn't get close to each other. Zhou Tong didn't have any strength, so he turned the horse's head and walked up the mountain.

Hu Yanzhuo hurried on, fearing that he might have a plan, so he hurriedly came down the mountain and blocked the fence, waiting for another fight.

15. You can steal, but you can be very thief; You can be strong, you can be strong. Just to eliminate evil and eliminate evil is like destroying homes and robbing homes. The local area hates the oppression of local tyrants, but the rural area appreciates the charity of righteous people. All the tigers are affectionate, stealing chickens and catching dogs to save them; a single dragon is helpless, and it is difficult for a flying tiger to attack an eagle. I would like to equip myself with tens of thousands of supplies to fill up the lakes; I will also pay for many people and animals to trample the Liangshan Mountains.

16. At that time, Ling Zhen came to see Lieutenant Gao, received the diploma of marching commander, and was taught how to pack pommel, horse, and weapons and get up. Let's say that Ling Zhen loaded the various artillery pieces, the corresponding cannon stones, and gun mounts into the car after using the fireworks and materials. He also took along his clothes, armor, swords, luggage, and other items, as well as thirty or forty pieces of equipment. The soldiers left Tokyo and took the road to Liangshan. When we arrived at Dexing camp, we first met with the general Hu Yanzhuo and then with the vanguard Han Tao to ask about the distance to the water village. Copycat? Wherever Jun goes, he arranges three-level cannons to attack: the first is the wind cannon, the second is the golden wheel cannon, and the third is the mother-child cannon. The shilling army straightened up the gun mounts and went straight to the water's edge to set them up in preparation for firing.

17. The bells are ringing and the flags are waving. Baihe famous incense is burned in the furnace, and all kinds of vegetarian food are stored in the plate. The monk holds a golden pestle and recites mantras to exorcise ghosts; people line up with silver coins and wear mourning robes to lift up stagnant souls. The merits of joining the hall are to draw the Eight Difficulties and Three Paintings of the Underworld; to go around the temple solemnly, to list the four hells and six realms. The branches of willows are divided into pure water, and bright lanterns are placed in the lotus pond.

18. Song Jiang was not happy when he saw that many people had been added to the stronghold, so he asked Tang Long to be the chief blacksmith and the admiral to forge various weapons and iron leaf chains and other armors; Hou Jian was in charge of making cheongsam and cheongsam. Serving the general manager, he added flags such as Sancai, Jiuyao, Sidou, Wufang, and Erbasu, as well as flying dragon, flying tiger, flying bear, and flying leopard flags, yellow axes and white flags, and Zhuying soap covers. Piers and platforms were built on all sides of the mountain. Rebuild two hotels on West Road and South Road to recruit heroes who come to the mountain, and as soon as possible, they will spy on military intelligence. At the Shanxi Road Hotel, Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, formerly a restaurant, are now ordered to guard the hotel; at the Shannan Road Hotel, Sun Xin and Mrs. Gu are still guarded; at the Shandong Road Hotel, Zhu Gui and Lehe are still guarded; at the Shanbei Road Hotel, they are still under guard , or Li Li and Shi Qian. At the three gates, a stockade fence was built, and leaders were assigned to guard it. The subordinates and leaders have been decided, and everyone will obey, no matter what.

19. Did Song Jiang capture Tianmu General Peng alive? I was very happy and came to the battle to see Sun Li and Hu Yanzhuo fighting. Sun Li also took the gun and picked up the bamboo steel whip on his wrist to greet Yanzhuo. Both of them use steel whips, but the one who wears a more ordinary dress: Wei Chi and Sun Li are dressed in cross-angle iron futou, with bright red robes on their foreheads, green soap robes decorated with hundreds of flowers, black oil and gold armor, riding a black horse, wearing a bamboo knot The tiger-eye whip is better than that of Yuchi Gong; but this Hu Yanzhuo has an iron futou with a soaring angle, a golden lock on his forehead, a seven-star nailed soap robe, black oil inlaid armor, and he rides an imperial gift to kick the snow and black tail, making the two A water-milled eight-edged steel whip weighs twelve kilograms on the left hand and thirteen kilograms on the right hand. It really looks like Huyanzan. The two of them circled left and right in front of the formation, and the fight lasted for more than thirty years, with no winner or loser. Song Jiang saw it and cheered.

20. Song Jiang hurriedly collected the imperial incense, hung up the boat, and rushed to Huazhou. He saw two fires in the city, and all the generals came in. They first went to rescue Shi Jin in prison. , Lu Zhishen; he opened the storehouse, took out the money and silk, and loaded it on the car. The group left Huazhou, boarded the boat and returned to Shaohua Mountain. They all came to pay homage to Taiwei Su, and returned the royal incense, golden bell hangings, banners, door flags, guards of honor and other items, and thanked Taiwei for his kindness. Song Jiang taught him to take a plate of gold and silver as a gift to the Taiwei. The entourage, regardless of rank, all gave the gold and silver. They held a farewell banquet in the village to thank the Taiwei. The leaders sent them straight down the mountain to the mouth of the river to deliver a quantity of goods and ships, some quite large, and returned the original people.

21. On the day of Song Jiang, ten teams of infantry were allocated: Liu Tang and Du Qian led a team, Mu Hong and Mu Chun led a team, Yang Xiong and Tao Zongwang led a team, Zhu Tong and Deng Fei led a team Lead one team, Xie Zhen and Xie Bao lead one team, Zou Yuan and Zou Run lead one team, Yi Zhangqing and Wang Aohu lead one team, Xue Yong and Ma Lin lead one team, Yan Shun and Zheng Tianshou lead one team , Yang Lin and Li Yun led a team. ——These ten groups of infantry went down the mountain first to lure the enemy. Then Li Jun, Zhang Heng, Zhang Shun, San Ruan, Tong Wei, Tong Meng, Meng Kang, and nine navy leaders were sent to respond in warships. Then call Hua Rong, Qin Ming, Li Ying, Chai Jin, Sun Li, and Ou Peng, six leaders, to lead the army on horseback and only fight on the mountainside; Ling Zhen and Du Xing are responsible for firing trumpet cannons.

But they were named Xu Ning and Tang Long, and the head office recruited sergeants with hooks, sickles, and spears. In the Chinese army, Song Jiang, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Dai Zong, Lu Fang, and Guo Sheng commanded the army and horses and commanded the troops. The remaining leaders all guard their strongholds. Afterwords from Water Margin

1. The thief went to close the door - it was too late

2. Catch the turtle in the urn - bring it to you

3. In front of King Yama - The ghost that has not been released

4. Flowers and papayas - empty and beautiful

5. Cutting vegetables with a horseshoe knife and wooden spoon - no water leaks

6 , Sun Wuzi teaches female soldiers - nine out of ten (Chapter 24 Wang Po)

7. Fetching water from fifteen buckets - seven up and eight down

8. Clothes Hemp puts out the fire - it stirs up the flames and burns the body

9. Moths fly into the fire - it stirs up the flames and burns the body

10. One Buddha is born, two Buddhas reach nirvana - death and resurrection

11. Cut off a cat’s tail and mix it with cat’s rice—offer it to yourself

12. Scrape gold from the Buddha’s face—mean

13. Snow lion facing the fire— Half crispy

14. Tiger pounces on food - three forces

15. Li Kui goes into battle - takes the lead

16. Shi Jin recognizes his master - accepts defeat

17. Lin Chong went up the mountain - the government forced the people to rebel

18. Sun Erniang opened a shop - seeking wealth and murder

19. Shi Qian stole the chicken - did not fight Self-recruitment

20. Pan Jinlian toasted to Wu Song - with ulterior motives

21. Li Kui went to court to handle the case - beat him up

22. Wu Song looked at the duck - There is no place for heroes

23. Wu Dalang climbed up the wall - he could not get up or down

24. The Liangshan brothers - no fight or kiss

25. Lu Tiha beat Guanxi with his fists - the fight was unfair

26. The thief went to close the door - it was too late (Chapter 5 Zhou Tong)

27. Catching the turtle in the urn - hands Get it (Chapter 18 Liu Gao)

28. In front of King Yama - the ghost that was not released (Chapter 21 Yan Poxi)

29. Flower papaya - empty and beautiful (Chapter 24 Pan Jinlian)

30. Cutting vegetables with a wooden spoon with a horseshoe knife - no leaks (Chapter 24 Brother Yun)

31. Sun Wuzi teaches female soldiers ——Ten catches and nine catches (Chapter 24: Wang Po)

32. Fetching water from fifteen buckets—Fetching water in 7 buckets (Chapter 26: Author)

33. Phi Hemp fights the fire - it causes flames and burns the body (author of Chapter 21)

34. A moth fights the fire - it causes flames and burns the body (author of Chapter 27)

35. One Buddha The birth of the two Buddhas into Nirvana - the resurrection of the dead (author of Chapter 39)

36. Cut off the cat's tail and mix it with the cat's rice - provide for yourself (Chapter 62 Cai Fu)

37. Scratching gold on the Buddha's face - being mean (Chapter 83 Military Academy)

38. The snow lion turned to the fire - half of it was crispy (Author of Chapter 101)

39. Lin Chong Buying a treasured sword - fell into a trick

40. Lin Chong accidentally broke into the White Tiger Hall - went straight in

41. Lin Chong arrived at the Wild Boar Forest - survived a desperate situation

42. Lin Chong beat Coach Hong with a stick - looking for flaws

43. Lin Chong guarded the forage yard - a place where heroes have no use

44. Lin Chong went to Liangshan - forced out

45. The black whirlwind slashed Song Gongming - mistakenly saw (cut) someone

46. Lu Junyi went to Liangshan - came uninvited

47. Zhang Shunlang Fighting Li Kui in the middle - using one's strengths to attack one's weaknesses

55. Dong Zhuo enters Beijing - the one who comes is not good