Complete stories about simple English jokes?

Jokes are a common way to convey humor. Jokes are verbal or written humorous language. I compiled a story about simple English jokes, welcome to read!

A simple English joke story: Leave this island.

There are three people trapped on an island, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. The brunette looked at the mainland on the water, estimated to be about 20 miles from the coast. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to the shore." So she swam five miles and was really tired. She swam out of the island for ten miles. She was too tired to swim any longer, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she succeeded." I think it's better to try to go to the mainland than stay here and starve. " So she tried to swim out. The redhead has more endurance than the brunette, because she swam 10 miles without even being tired. 15 miles later, she was too tired to walk and drowned.

So the blonde thought, "I wonder if they succeeded!" I think I'd better try to do it, too. " So she swam five miles, 10 mile, 15 mile, and finally swam 19 mile. The coast is just around the corner, but she said, "I'm too tired to walk!" " So she swam back.

A simple English joke story: stranded

You and your two blonde friends Melissa and Sarah are stranded on a desert island. You didn't bring any food. You are all starving. Then you found a sausage. None of you want to share it, and you don't know how to decide who owns it. Then you said that whoever has the best dream will win the sausage. The next day, you ask Melissa what her dream is. She said that she dreamed that she was rich. Then you ask Sarah what her dream is. She said she dreamed that she was better than Melissa. Then they ask you what your dream is. You said you had no dreams, but you wrote a poem. They ask you what it is. You said, "Yankee Doodle rode a pony into town. When you were all asleep, I ate the damn sausage! "

About Simple English Jokes: Santa Claus and Blonde

There are three people walking in the street, an artistic blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus. Suddenly, they saw 100 dollars on the ground. Q: Which one of them picked it up? Stupid blonde! Why? Because * * * art Goldilocks and Santa Claus don't exist, they are both fictional.

A simple English joke story: Disneyland

One day, two blondes decided to take a trip to Disney. They were riding on the road when suddenly they came to a fork in the road. A sign said that Disneyland had left. So they looked at each other, said "goodbye" and went home.

A Simple English Joke Story: Potato

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are avoiding the police. They ran into a barn and hid in a sack. The policeman came, kicked the bag containing the red-haired woman, and she said, "Meow …" The policeman said, "It's just a cat," and then went on sleeping with the black-haired woman. She said, "Woof …" The policeman said, "It's just a dog." They slept with the blonde, and she said, "Potatoes ..."