Tell Liuzhou jokes

1. Let's talk about the villains in Guilin first.

Most of the young men in Guilin are picky, which has almost become the consensus of all those who have come into contact with Guilin bear.

10 Guilin men, 9 are playboys, and one is ha. Most men are playboy and unreliable.

What's more, the little man in Guilin is very coquettish and loses our men's face. Whenever they go out, they always dress up.

Nearly 1~2 hours, longer than women. I can't rest in front of the mirror after taking a shower, and I always feel that I have a porch.

Wu, there are many muscle corridors here. Wearing clothes and pants is the perfect corridor. The head shape is the hand in the corridor, so it is difficult to spray a pungent smell.

Smell the perfume (), hang a set of jewelry "pretend jewelry", and you will be full when you see it.

Yes Guilin is a female city, so it has created the beauty of their mountains and rivers, and at the same time, it has turned the men in Guilin into.

A woman. You see, most men in Guilin lack yang, talk like milk, and have very big mouths.

Smelly, very bluffing, always thinking that he has a good eloquence, whether it is reasonable or not, he must go on with the cannon and argue with others. So in

Guilin people are particularly unpopular in our real men's social circle, so Guilin men have to mix with women all day.

I'm in.

2. Say sister Liuzhou.

Liuzhou women are ugly and rude. So many people hate Liuzhou girls, which is normal. A beautiful girl in Liuzhou

They are all outsiders, and the real local girls in Liuzhou are ugly. What holds Liuzhou girls back is that they only value those who have less money but are very happy.

Men who come out to show off are disdainful of men who are out of touch, do not pursue fashion and do not like to show off (these men are family instead)

On the contrary, the conditions are good, or both parents are officials. Sister Liuzhou didn't carry forward the fine tradition of women in China, not only lazy,

I can't even do housework. It's evil.

Hehe, so, I don't look for Liuzhou sister. Liuzhou girls really have no connotation, just like cheap Liuzhou snail rice noodles, but they can

Just to eat.

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Today, according to some online discussions and my own experience, I summed up this "whether to marry Guilin or Liuzhou"

Sister "truth.