Chatting with friends every day is humorous and homophonic.

Chatting with friends every day is humorous. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

3. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

6. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

7. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

8. Look, look, today's moon is not beautiful, round or bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

9. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

10. Get off the road. Kay's dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

1 1. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

12. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

13. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

14. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

15. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, how did you give up?

16. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

17. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

18. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

19. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

20. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

Chatting with friends every day is humorous and homophonic. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even rubbed out the grandmother mud.

22. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

23. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

24. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt as soon as it is hot!

25. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

27. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

28. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

29. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

30. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

3 1. Mom asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!

32. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

33. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

35. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

36. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

38. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

39. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

40. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

Chatting with friends every day is humorous and homophonic. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

42. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

43. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

44. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

46. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

47. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

48. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

49. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

50. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

5 1. In my study, I know how to put myself in others' shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

52. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

54. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

55. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

56. Am I short, short, short or short? Do you hear me or love?

57. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

58. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

59. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

60. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"