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Taekwondo kicks a thousand jokes.

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When I was a child, I saw those chivalrous people who knew martial arts in TV dramas, and I couldn't help but fantasize that I could become such a powerful person when I grew up. But in the real world, there is no martial arts as powerful as in TV dramas, only teaching children to learn some self-defense moves. Among these martial arts that teach people to defend themselves, Taekwondo is the most famous. Many parents will take their children to learn Taekwondo in order to protect themselves and even others in the future. However, reality always gives people the cruelest lesson. A coach who has been practicing Taekwondo for 10 years once won the championship in a big competition, but was killed by a minor. Faced with this fact, Jiang said that Taekwondo could not defend itself at all.

Taekwondo, which is deeply loved by the public, originated in South Korea. At the beginning, South Korea created this boxing method in order to fight wild animals during hunting and get more food. They are sometimes used to resist foreign aggression. After a long time, they summed up a set of fighting techniques, which have been passed down to this day. However, this kind of fighting skill with a history of more than 2,000 years was not called Taekwondo at first. It was named because it was put forward by a general named Cui Hongxi in 1955, which gave birth to the later Taekwondo theory. Since Taekwondo has such a long history, why did this coach who studied Taekwondo for 10 and won the championship die tragically at the hands of minors?

The poor girl's name is Wu Jiali. Being interested in fighting since childhood, her mother sent her to learn Taekwondo. Wu Jiali also developed this hobby from childhood into his own career, and became a Taekwondo coach in Wuyishan No.3 Middle School on 20 16. As can be seen from Wu Jiali's career development, she is already excellent in Taekwondo. Less than a year as a coach in school, it was Wu Jiali's birthday in a blink of an eye. To celebrate, Wu Jiali made an appointment with some friends and decided to go out for a big meal. However, the places chosen by these people are a bit remote and sparsely populated.

Wu Jiali came out alone, but he met two underage boys doing bad things on the road. Wu Jiali, full of skills, also has a sense of justice. She went to organize these two lawless elements. However, no matter how powerful the taekwondo coach is, it seems that he can't help those strong boys. Wu Jiali failed to stop the actions of these two men, but she lost her innocence and life. What these two men did to Wu Jiali made Wu Jiali's parents sad, and it was hard for them to accept their daughter leaving like this. "Xiuying Xiang died, and she belongs to the party." Wu Jiali is as fragrant as jade as Xiuying.

Wu Jiali's death was not only unacceptable to her parents, but also unbelievable to many people. The reason is that Wu Jiali is a very good taekwondo coach. Why can't she beat those two lawless elements who can't do anything? Such a thing has also caused people to question the self-defense of Taekwondo. Jiang directly denied Taekwondo. She thinks that a woman who has made great achievements in Taekwondo cannot avoid being humiliated first and then killed. For those who spend three days fishing and two days drying nets, learning Taekwondo is just a joke.

Some people disagree with Jiang's opinion. Others think that Wu Jiali is just a girl, and her innate strength is smaller than that of boys. Besides, this time she is facing two people. At least she has studied Taekwondo for so long, and it can be used to resist a thing or two when she is killed. Only in this way, the practicality of Taekwondo for girls is greatly reduced.

Now in peacetime, many people have learned Taekwondo, but they are useless, so many moves may be more inclined to keep fit, which may be far from being used for self-defense. Because its self-defense is questioned by everyone, many people will think that Taekwondo is actually a gesture, and even regret that their children have wasted so much time and money on Taekwondo. In fact, what I want to tell you is that even though Taekwondo is lacking in self-defense, children who have learned one and a half moves are definitely in better physical condition than those who have not learned it. Taekwondo is a sport after all, which can be seen in every Olympic Games. We can't deny taekwondo.

References:

Biography of Shen Xiuying