Joke ghost

1. A person wanted to take a taxi, and the driver asked me: Where are you two going?

2. A man walked away from the scene of a car accident, and someone stopped him head on: Hi! Your hand is still in the car!

The car was driving very fast, and an old woman was lying outside the window looking at the kitten.

Driving a motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend from work, it was a little cold in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend hugged me gently. Suddenly she touched my face: "Is it cold?" Just want to interface, suddenly found that waist girlfriend's hand has not left, ah!

Last night, my friend suddenly knocked on my window and asked me out to play! I was just about to open the window and say no when it suddenly occurred to me that I had moved from the first floor to the tenth floor. Who's that?

6. In the middle of the night, I woke up from a nightmare and saw my brother sitting by the bed. He gently asked me, "What's the matter?" I said: I dreamed that a group of ghosts with heads were chasing me! Is that so? After that, my brother cut off his head.

7. The high-rise elevator in the office only stops at 15-30 floor. The kitten who works on the 30th floor, after working overtime till late at night, takes the elevator downstairs alone. The elevator stopped at every floor to open the door, and there was no one outside. Finally stopped at 14 floor. A woman in white outside the door said, it's too crowded. I want to come in. ...

8. There was no paper when I went to the toilet. One hand handed the toilet paper, and I said, thank you ... suddenly I found that my hand had no wrist. .....