What's the complete joke about changing matches into cotton swabs?

Summer is coming. On a hot afternoon, a small matchstick itches, so it scratches and scratches. Suddenly, I set myself on fire ... fortunately, my father's matches and my mother's matches arrived in time.

The novel firewood was sent to the hospital. Through the efforts of doctors, uncles and nurses, the small match was finally out of danger, but it still became a cotton swab.

Classic joke

1. Once there was a man sleeping, and then a mosquito came and bit him. When he was awakened by a bite, the mosquito said to him, "Please don't kill me, today is my birthday!" " "Hearing this, the man carefully put the mosquito in his hand and sang Happy Birthday while clapping his hands!

2, the kitchen year-end summary meeting, the cup first spoke: "This year, I am a tragedy." Chopsticks thought for a moment: "It seems that only I can afford it here. Put it down." The rag jumped out and scolded, "Holy shit!"

You must be careful when riding a bike at night. If you see a man and a dog, you must not cross it, because there may be a chain between them.