Funny joke material (humorous joke)

1, funny jokes, short sentences, humorous jokes.

2. Funny paragraphs and short sentences talk about mood.

3. Funny paragraphs and short sentences.

4. Send funny paragraphs and short sentences to friends.

1. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under the lighthouse.

I'm not bragging. With my education and diploma, I will definitely sweep the streets and alleys of this city in the future.

Don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.

Everyone speaks as they say.

5. I read the medical record.

6. I can't even imagine a doctor.

7. How many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.

8. You can't do anything, and there's nothing to eat.

9. I passed a man, and his clothes were all scratched, and there was no spark.

10. I finally understand in tears that some people can't lose weight once they are fat.

1 1. Empty happiness is waking up in the morning and feeling taller. A closer look reveals that the quilt cover is horizontal.

12. You said you would like to live with me forever, but no, I want to have black hair.

13. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.

14. The application has entered your heart. I knocked on the door.

15. Life can't give you sweetness, maybe I can.

16. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the exam comes, others are reviewing themselves but previewing.

17. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my papers absolutely stunned Xueba.

18. I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.

19. I have many little secrets, so I won't tell you. Hey, I won't tell you.

20. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

The only advantage of the 2 1. monthly exam is that we know who to ask for homework answers.

22. I don't envy what you have or what I have.