The humorous story about rabbits is very cute.

Little rabbit is going to sleep; It holds big rabbit's long ears tightly and makes big rabbit listen to it. "Guess how much I love you?" Asked little rabbit. "oh! I probably can't guess. " Big Nutbrown hare said with a smile. "I love you so much." Little Nutbrown hare opened his arm and could not open it any more. The big rabbit has a pair of longer arms. He opened his eyes and said, "But I love you very much." Little rabbit moved his right ear and thought, "well, this is really a lot." I love you as high as I hold it. " Said the little rabbit, pushing her arm up hard. "I love you as high as I can reach." Big Nutbrown hare also said. Little Nutbrown hare thought, This is really high. I wish my arms could be like a big rabbit. Little rabbit has another good idea. He put his feet on the trunk and stood upside down. He said, "I love you very much. Big Nutbrown hare grabbed little Nutbrown hare's hand, threw it up, flew higher than its head, and said, "I love you to my toes." Little Nutbrown hare smiled and said, "I love you as high as I jump, as high as I jump." It jumps and jumps. Big Nutbrown hare smiled and said, "But I love you as high as I can jump." He jumped up and touched the branch with his ear. Little Nutbrown hare thought, How high you jump! I wish I could jump as high as it. Little Nutbrown hare shouted, "I love you until I cross the path across the river." Big Nutbrown hare said, "I love you until I cross the river and the mountain." . Little Nutbrown hare thought, that's really far away. He rubbed his red eyes and began to feel sleepy. He couldn't think of it. It looked up at the darkness behind the tree and felt that nothing was farther away than the sky. The big rabbit gently picked up the little rabbit who often yawned. Little Nutbrown hare closed his eyes and murmured, "I love you from here to the moon." """oh! So far, "said Big Nutbrown hare. "It's really, really far." Big Nutbrown hare gently put Little Nutbrown hare on the bed made of leaves, lowered his head, kissed it and said good night to it. Then, Big Nutbrown hare lies next to Little Nutbrown hare and says with a smile, "I love you, from here to the moon, and then back again …". ] Tell jokes to everyone. If you feel funny, step on it! The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still don't have it." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "The little white rabbit takes out the money:" Great, I'll buy you two links. See for yourself: //BBS. shipping China/Read-tid- 15302-fpage-4//dragon long/article/list . ASP？ id = 6 12//83 1 14569 . spaces . live/blog/cns！ BE45A9F236275A5C！ 803 . entry//aiwu Hu/BBS/simple/index . PHP？ t 3333//aiwu Hu/BBS/simple/index . PHP？ T330 1 A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles! "Now, please speak to the steward! The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! ) "No pickles, I'll lick a lump of shit for you. . . "Three white rabbits picked a mushroom, and the two big ones asked the small ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together. The youngest said I wouldn't go, so you ate my mushrooms. The two big ones said no. So the little white rabbit walked for half a year, and the big one couldn't come back. Let's wait for another big one. A year passed and the two older ones didn't come back. Don't wait for us to eat. Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and became very angry. I know you want to eat my mushrooms. There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe, Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "Giraffes look at marijuana cigarettes and white rabbits, throw marijuana cigarettes behind them and run in the forest with white rabbits. Later, they met an elephant ready to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" "Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, so he threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe. Later, they met a lion who was going to kill a poisonous snake. The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The lion looked at the syringe and the rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed to hit the rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the rabbit?" "It is so kind. It cares about our health and makes us close to nature." The lion said angrily, "This rabbit drags me around the forest like a * * * every time he takes it." One day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" The boss said, "No", and the little white rabbit left. The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?" The boss said, "I told you, no!" " The little white rabbit is gone. On the third day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?" The boss is anxious: "How many times have I told you? ! Don't! ! ! If you bother me again, I'll pull out all your teeth with tiger pliers! " The little white rabbit was frightened and ran away. On the fourth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have tiger pliers here?" The boss said, "No." The little white rabbit asked, "Well, do you have any carrots?" The boss was really angry, took out the tiger pliers and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit. On the fifth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have carrot juice here?" Walking in the forest, an ant suddenly met an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil and stretched out a leg. The rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing? The ant whispered to the rabbit: shh ... don't make any noise, watch me stumble. The little white rabbit and the big bear are squatting under the tree to shit. Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits are good-looking, you are in trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting! The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Don't! Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit, wiped it for himself, and walked away ... 4 There was a white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "giraffe, giraffe, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, so she threw the marijuana behind her and ran in the forest with the white rabbit. Later, they met an elephant ready to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "Elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "Elephants look at cocaine and white rabbits, throw cocaine behind them and run in the forest with white rabbits and giraffes. Later, they met a lion who was going to fight heroin. The white rabbit said to the lion, "lion, lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" "Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " The lion looked at the syringe and the rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed to beat the rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the rabbit?" It is so kind, it cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "The lion said angrily," this * * * rabbit drags me around in the forest like * * * every time he takes it. "The little white rabbit and the blind bear walked in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot. An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes. The blind bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true. The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true. The blind bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again. The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again. The blind bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches! The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turning the bear into a homosexual.