Tell jokes about parents playing mahjong.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher asked Xiaoming to go home and ask his parents. Xiaoming went home and asked his mother who was playing mahjong. She cried, "Seven!" "Xiao Ming asked his father again. Dad is eating KFC. He said, "It smells good!" "Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again. My sister is watching TV. She saw Clinton and shouted, "American President Clinton!" "Xiao Ming asked his brother again. My brother is reading a book. He read, "My family lives in a beautiful toilet." The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Seven!" The teacher slapped him, and Xiao Ming said, "It smells good! The teacher was angry and asked, "Who told you that?" "Xiao Ming said," American President Bill Clinton! "The teacher was about to collapse. He asked," Where do you live? Xiaoming said, "My family lives in a beautiful toilet." "The teacher fainted. One day the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" "Xiaoming:" I don't know "Teacher:" Go home and ask your family and tell me tomorrow. "Xiaoming has gone home. His father is trading stocks. Xiao Ming asked him, when he saw that the stock went up, he said, "2 million", and he went to his brother, who was watching TV. Xiao Ming asked him, and when he saw the climax, he shouted, "Altman". Then he went to his brother, and Xiao Ming asked him that he had just had a drink. Xiaoming: "2 million" Teacher: "Who told you that? Xiao Ming: The teacher "Altman" slapped him at both poles. Xiao Ming: "It's so cool. Teacher: "Where is your home?" I'm going to visit my family today. Xiao Ming: "My family lives on the side of the road." "Teacher: .............. Xiaoming said," I don't know. "The teacher said," Then go home and ask your family. "Xiao Ming asked his mother, who was quarreling with others. Xiao Ming asked, "Mom 1+ 1=?" Mom said, "asshole! "Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= bastard; Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad is drinking beer. Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+ 1=?" Dad said, "Cool! "Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= cool; Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa is watching TV. Xiao Ming asked, "Grandpa 1+ 1=?" Grandpa said, "gangster!" "Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= gang boss; Xiaoming asked his sister who was singing the national anthem: people who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= people who don't want to be slaves; Xiaoming went to ask his sister who was singing children's songs: rabbit, open the door! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= bunny opens the door. The next day, the teacher asked, "Xiaoming 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Asshole." "Pa" teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool." The teacher said inexplicably, "Who taught you?" Ming Dow Jr.: "The boss of the gang." The teacher was startled and asked, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" Xiaoming sings: People who don't want to be slaves. The teacher shut Xiao Ming out. Xiaoming knocked at the door and sang, Little Rabbit, please open the door. One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1= what number", and Xiao Ming said, "I don't know". The teacher said, "Go back and ask your parents". Xiao Ming came to the hospital after he went back. He asked the nurse, "1+ 1= what?" . The nurse couldn't hear you and said to the patient, "You are crazy!" ! He came to a shopkeeper and asked him, "What is 1+ 1?" The store owner didn't listen and said to an employee, "I fired you!" " "Then, Xiao Ming came to a child and said," What is 1+ 1? "The child didn't know, and said," My pig trash can, eyah! " "Then Xiao Ming came to an engineer and said to him," What is 1+ 1? " The engineer didn't hear him and said to the workers, "The house is going to collapse, so run!" " The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "You are crazy!" The teacher angrily pulled Xiao Ming to the door of the office and said angrily to Xiao Ming, "What is 1+ 1?" Xiao Ming said, "I fired you!" The teacher called the headmaster, and the headmaster said to Xiaoming, "Where do you live?" Xiao Ming said, "My pig trash can, e-e-e-e!" The headmaster said angrily that he would call his parents. Xiao Ming said, "The house is going to fall down, so run!" ! ! "