Domineering funny sentences at night

1. Every lonely night, apart from being sad, I was hit in the face by my mobile phone.

I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

If you sleep late, you will get sleepy in the morning. If you go to bed early, you will still feel sleepy in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.

5. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

6. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

7. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

8. I just want to be a lightning bolt and kill those who say I am fat. As a result, I became a wall, blocking their view.

9. In the future, I will make a movie "In those years, we girls who were not chased", so I don't believe it.

10. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

1 1. When you cross the bridge, you will never succeed in losing weight. Because of your weight, the ship sank before you reached the bridge.

12. Do you think everyone went to sleep quietly after saying good night? Who believes who is a big fool. I'm relieved at ordinary times, and I can finally go back to Weibo to play games.

13. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles.

14. Now the merchants are really embarrassed. Even the once-free drum-laughing hippo has now become a vip.

15. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

16. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

17. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

18. After seeing me, you will suddenly find out-ah, the original handsome can be so single-minded!

19. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

20. If you don't like me, I will cry with your trouser legs and wipe your nose with your clothes. I don't want decency, just you.

2 1. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

22. Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

Swearing is a profound knowledge, and not everyone can try it casually. You'd better stop trying in vain.

25. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

27. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

28. You don't like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.