Ask for some funny jingles, such as. Today is Thursday, Xiaoming took the exam and got 44. He went home to watch TV and saw Shaolin Temple. He wants to have a try.

The online beauty turned around and scared a cow to death at the edge of the field. The online beauty turned around and the train drove into the ditch. The online beauty turns three times, and the Yellow River flows in Jiangxi. The beauty on the internet turns four times, and the comet will hit the earth. The online beauty turns five times, and the monk washes his hair softly. The online beauty turned six times and Ronaldo didn't score. The online beauty turned seven times and laid a floor in Shenzhen. The online beauty turned eight times, and Jordan played table tennis instead. On-line beauty nine turns, Daqing Oilfield does not produce oil. Ten times online beauties turned around, Clinton jumped off a building with anxiety, was born twice, was familiar with it three times, walked by the roadside four times, walked in and out hand in hand five times, hugged whenever she was free, threw coins into the wishing pool seven times, lived a happy life with a long face eight times, worried about financial difficulties nine times, and had ten new lovers a day. Goodbye! You say I'm crazy, I'll come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; Call me when you are angry 1 19! God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to escape; God gave me a straight back and taught me how to persevere, but I only learned to show off! You are the wind, I am the sand, I am Ye Er, you are the flower, you are very good, others are boasting, without you, I would go to the bar and climb on the floor drunk, thinking of you, and the sky would fall. When I get drunk, I will lie on the street and be sent home by the police uncle! The internet is a lie! Netizen netizen, there is nothing on the net! Online dating online dating is always lovelorn! Internet cafes Internet cafes, the Internet is full of scars! Network, network is heartbreaking and depraved! Four years in college-freshman year: the university road is still flat and smooth; Sophomore: I have to finish college in four years, so I am upset; Junior year: I haven't finished college yet, and I have no patience; Senior: The university is still studying hard. My heart is broken! There is a small wine every day, and the whole glass of beer is drunk; If you are strong, you will have a strong hand, and you will not leave until you are completely defeated; After three rounds of wine, the mood is flying and there is no one to help the wall; A heartbroken dream, wake up to see a toilet! Conscientiously implement the principle of "four sons", treat your wife as a grandson, treat your mother-in-law as a dutiful son, eat like a mosquito and work like a donkey. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours. A person is sitting in the chair of Acacia, holding the pen of Acacia, looking at the Acacia Moon, thinking about you, writing down the letter, words and tears of Acacia. I'm thinking about you! The three-color law of life: income should avoid gray, privacy should avoid peach, and husband should avoid green. Women's fears: first, they are afraid of their sophomore year and their waistline is big; Third, I am afraid that I have no pocket money; Fourth, I am afraid that my clothes are out of date; Fifth, I am afraid that my children will not go home in the bar; Finally, I am afraid that my husband's heart will be too flowery. You are a pen, I put you in my pocket, you are a buccal tablet, I put you in my mouth, you are underwear, I stick you to my body, you are my hair, I didn't dare to take a bath for half a year for fear of burning you. First-class woman: dominating at home. Second-class woman: quarreling at home. Third-class woman: beaten at home. Fourth-class female: gas committed suicide. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine. Fly to America in a hurry, just to eat a hamburger; I have to say that I am the best actor when I meet a talent scout when I go out. How did these wonderful things happen? Dream! Students are classified, and students who fail grades are called international students; Students with money at home are called gifted students; Students who doze off in class are called poor students. Poor people: the cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistake is your own. Staring is a temper, and being beaten is the purpose. Although my arms are thin and explosive. Try it if you don't believe me! A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine. Before the Qing dynasty, he was in the Beiyang army with a gun; Wuchang city was abolished, and the Northern Expedition helped. Nanchang peripheral injury; Long March over the wall, stealing sheep in the anti-Japanese war behind enemy lines; Who can be better than me? I missed you secretly last night, and my dream was full of salty tears. When I woke up, what blurred my vision in my dream was a pillow of saliva. If you have a dream, you will exchange guns for guns. Originally a three-legged cat, it added a tiger waist. Walking is powerful and heroic. It's too bad to wake up and watch. The tiger has become a straw bag The taste of first love: yogurt, sweet and sour; The taste of love: wine is easy to faint; The taste of marriage: tea, if you don't change it, the more you soak it, the weaker it will be. The taste of divorce: coffee, bitter but thought-provoking. One thin and one fat, two women meet. The thin woman said, "If I were as fat as you, I would have died in the morning." The fat woman said, "When I hang myself, I must treat you as a rope." Late at night, Bush suddenly woke up from his dream and found bin Laden standing beside his bed with long hair fluttering: "How dare you!" " Bin Laden shook his head: "Floppy and confident!" The so-called "finger-belly marriage" means ... pointing to your girlfriend's belly and saying to your parents, "Dad, Mom, we are getting married!" Can you guess a female artist who farted in the elevator? Answer: Karen Mok (Karen Mok). Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully, "If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?" ! ! " 2。 There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli! " 3。 Don't get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, "Are you a brother? "Brother did it! ! "4。 I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. 5。 If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad! 6。 I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You replied: "I brought paper this time! ! "7。 Miss you, is a very happy thing; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened. 8。 Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "Little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!" " ! " 9。 It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung your jade photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly. 10。 Couples in western countries always divorce because their lover is a baby. Look at the old man under the moon in China. They are experienced, so China's marriage lasts longer. When carrot saw the customer, he respectfully handed in his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked, why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrots have small waists. "People ha ha! " 1 1。 Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your thick skin made me live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself. 12。 Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years. 13。 One year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend, and her girlfriend finally announced that she was getting married. The groom is the postman who delivered these letters to her. 14。 The barber chatted while shaving the guests, and talked so hard that he didn't pay attention to shaving the guests' eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? Guest: Stay! Barber: Alas! Why didn't you say so earlier? Shaved off! 15。 Husband: Honey, I'm fired. Because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage after work last night. But they don't want to think, who dares to steal a tiger?